Containment Random Chris Updates

[Deadpool]

More TSSSF cards.

A card on Chris getting kicked out of Target 15 years ago. "He was doing well against their prototype Crackder Decepticone and the Jerkop, Dagget, until when he was caught by the tail (it felt like being grabbed by the pants waistband), and he was dog-piled and apprehended."

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Liquid Chris eats rocks:

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A card that's actually based on shipping:

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Here's @Trickie chu:

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Teen Troon Squad-chus:

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Dark Idea Guy:

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Chris keeps trying to make "Woahly" a thing:

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Apparently Chris's way of coping during the Idea Guys' reign was to mentally retreat to CWCville and talk to his imaginary friends there:

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A card on Internet trolls posing as sweethearts:

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A card based on Christine being a big whore that needed to be "sexually restrained" and Christian being a sexual camel (Wtf? Was this lore written by the Idea Guys?)

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Oh God you mentioned the idea guys and summoned @TrippinKahlua.

 

[Spooky Bones]

More TSSSF cards.

A card on Chris getting kicked out of Target 15 years ago. "He was doing well against their prototype Crackder Decepticone and the Jerkop, Dagget, until when he was caught by the tail (it felt like being grabbed by the pants waistband), and he was dog-piled and apprehended."

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Liquid Chris eats rocks:

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A card that's actually based on shipping:

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Here's @Trickie chu:

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Teen Troon Squad-chus:

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Dark Idea Guy:

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Chris keeps trying to make "Woahly" a thing:

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Apparently Chris's way of coping during the Idea Guys' reign was to mentally retreat to CWCville and talk to his imaginary friends there:

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A card on Internet trolls posing as sweethearts:

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A card based on Christine being a big whore that needed to be "sexually restrained" and Christian being a sexual camel (Wtf? Was this lore written by the Idea Guys?)

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Most of these seem like Chris is regurgitating memes about himself.

 

[Spooky Bones]

I wonder if he's trying to get back into The End Games good graces so he can try and peddle his autistic pony shit cards there. I'm sure they're going to be willing to stock a game that costs $300 a deck, and that no one plays.

I first thought that they cost $300 because it was prohibitively expensive to print them on demand, but no, a deck costs $8.99 printed on demand.

 

[Shabobus]

More TSSSF cards.

A card on Chris getting kicked out of Target 15 years ago. "He was doing well against their prototype Crackder Decepticone and the Jerkop, Dagget, until when he was caught by the tail (it felt like being grabbed by the pants waistband), and he was dog-piled and apprehended."

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Liquid Chris eats rocks:

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A card that's actually based on shipping:

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Here's @Trickie chu:

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Teen Troon Squad-chus:

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Dark Idea Guy:

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Chris keeps trying to make "Woahly" a thing:

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Apparently Chris's way of coping during the Idea Guys' reign was to mentally retreat to CWCville and talk to his imaginary friends there:

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A card on Internet trolls posing as sweethearts:

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A card based on Christine being a big whore that needed to be "sexually restrained" and Christian being a sexual camel (Wtf? Was this lore written by the Idea Guys?)

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It took me a while to realize that green thing in the Target card is a hand pinching his tail. How has his art grown even worse?

 

[RebelRein1488x]

I wonder if he's trying to get back into The End Games good graces so he can try and peddle his autistic pony shit cards there. I'm sure they're going to be willing to stock a game that costs $300 a deck, and that no one plays.

I have the feeling that he’ll get in the store, hastily set up a makeshift “booth” and try to sell them with no permit only to get booted out for soliciting similar to the time he put up those “girlfriend” signs.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

Oh God you mentioned the idea guys and summoned @TrippinKahlua.

Nah, these days I point out when he DOESN'T mention Guy Idea.

 

[Deadpool]

Nah, these days I point out when he DOESN'T mention Guy Idea.

Will you at least complain about Quinn being ruined for me?

 

[Trilby]

It took me a while to realize that green thing in the Target card is a hand pinching his tail. How has his art grown even worse?

That head also bugged me as I thought half of it was gone the way Chris drew it as if it turned around to see what was going on. I'm sure it's meant to be facing the opposite direction but Chris fucked it as usual.

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

Best of all is how Chris titles that Target card

Why?!

Why? Because, Chris, you were acting like a creepy, entitled little scrote.

 

[A Grey Cat]

Best of all is how Chris titles that Target card



Why? Because, Chris, you were acting like a creepy, entitled little scrote.

He's always been a creepy, entitled litte scrote. He's just gotten fatter, smellier, dumber and creepier than ever.

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

I have the feeling that he’ll get in the store, hastily set up a makeshift “booth” and try to sell them with no permit only to get booted out for soliciting similar to the time he put up those “girlfriend” signs.

Either that, or camped outside the store.

Hey kid, you wanna buy some cool Sonichu cards?

 

[cans.wav]

More cards to boot

Who the hell is Kun?

 

[Cardboard Box Mountain]

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Who the hell is Kun?

That's an idea guy pony. They'd named him Kun T Nyuget, if you can believe that. Then when Chris figured out what that actually was, he changed it to Kun Hanhphuc.

 

[Rupin]

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Who the hell is Kun?

he was a pony OC the Idea guys made up. His original name was Kyunt Nyugget or some shit like that and Chris shipped him with Nightstar.

 

[Picnic_Boy]

There's like 20 lines of text on every single card he's created. He can't not textwall. And the various powers themselves make no sense in the context of a game about slutty cartoon animals. What does picketing Hasbro have to do with shipping?

 

[JacksonHeights]

There's like 20 lines of text on every single card he's created. He can't not textwall. And the various powers themselves make no sense in the context of a game about slutty cartoon animals. What does picketing Hasbro have to do with shipping?

He's picketing hasbro because they're ending MLP or something

 

[RJ MacReady]

There's like 20 lines of text on every single card he's created. He can't not textwall. And the various powers themselves make no sense in the context of a game about slutty cartoon animals. What does picketing Hasbro have to do with shipping?

These cards are basically the autistic equivalent of Chick tracts.

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

I found a tard limping around 7-11 looking for smokable loosies, the tardbuxx checks are hitting at midnight so Chris will be doing his monthly wasting of taxpayer money after then. Keep an eye out.

 

[Shabobus]

I found a tard limping around 7-11 looking for smokable loosies, the tardbuxx checks are hitting at midnight so Chris will be doing his monthly wasting of taxpayer money after then. Keep an eye out.

More happy meal toys incoming, only 10 bucks a pop on eBay.

 

[Chamulum]

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Who the hell is Kun?

"Telling it to the Executives" Not over actual issues and problems that matter and effect people, but some shitty children's show. Nice.