Containment Random Chris Updates

[Shabobus]

Chris returns to bitching over the new MLP cartoon. He acts rudely to a fan artist who drew Night Star for him, because it's in the new pony style.


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Chris grows so indignant over the dumbest things.

 

[WutangLee]

Ah. So here's him spending a month's worth of patreonbux to create shit and then consume it. It's like a autism feedback loop...

It's a form of income right? wasn't he being sued by his creditors? I know his tugboat is off limits because our government is fucking stupid, but couldn't they garnish his paypigs?

 

[Meat Pickle]

It's a form of income right? wasn't he being sued by his creditors? I know his tugboat is off limits because our government is fucking stupid, but couldn't they garnish his paypigs?

Again, the problem is that Chris spends his bucks too quickly for the creditors to take chance.

 

[WutangLee]

Again, the problem is that Chris spends his bucks too quickly for the creditors to take chance.

That tard immunity is almost at DSP levels.

 

[A Grey Cat]

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"If ONLY I was at high enough ability in this Restrictive Dimension to Telepathically show you what we have seen"

"Mm, yeah, we--we have such, uh . . . such thin--um, sights to show you, among which." *farting sounds*

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As the resident horror fan I'm insulted...as a fellow kiwi I have to say nice work goddamn I'm so conflicted about this

 

[muh_moobs]

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first a UTI, then an ear infection, a cold, and now a sinus infection. Chris really does live in a plague house, huh?

I googled it for shits https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Changeables

It's a 30 year old happy meal toy

They were re-released a few years ago.

 

[WutangLee]

They were re-released a few years ago.

Are you implying the man child is talking about getting a happy Meal toy in his late 30's?

 

[Pickle Inspector]

Are you implying the man child is talking about getting a happy Meal toy in his late 30's?

And reminiscing about the happy meal toy years later!

 

[But I Digress]

Clearly his patrons are intelligent people, and not retarded cuck paypigs.

With his love of Doxxing people how does Chris still have a Patreon?

They will ban you for doxxing on other platforms. For instance Onision was banned from Patreon for doxxing that occurred on Youtube.

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

I have a lot of disabled section 8 tards in my neighborhood (the tism check kind) and I will know immediately if tugboats arrive early due to the mass shambling to 7-11 for smokes and tardgear.
I'm sure Chris will have a very happy New Years with the tardbux arriving early.

 

[A Grey Cat]

I have a lot of disabled section 8 tards in my neighborhood (the tism check kind) and I will know immediately if tugboats arrive early due to the mass shambling to 7-11 for smokes and tardgear.
I'm sure Chris will have a very happy New Years with the tardbux arriving early.

Tards who cry ween get to sit around smoking, milking, and binge watching cartoons all day while honest people slave away at jobs just barley able to make ends meet and not starve while living paycheck to paycheck.... Frank Grimes was right what a country.

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[Apteryx Owenii]

With his love of Doxxing people how does Chris still have a Patreon?

They will ban you for doxxing on other platforms. For instance Onision was banned from Patreon for doxxing that occurred on Youtube.

Onision, for reasons I don't quite understand, is a lot more famous than (current) Chris Chan. He's also a lot more predatory.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

Finding that old Happy meal hamburger toy compelled Chris to buy another of those toys from Ebay.

Good God, what is this from?

Chris posed for it so one of his fantasy enablers could photoshop Magi-Chan in.

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

Tards who cry I HAVE AUTISM PLEASE LAUGH AT ME get to sit around smoking, jerking off, and binge watching cartoons all day while honest people slave away at jobs just barley able to make ends meet and not starve while living paycheck to paycheck.... Frank Grimes was right what a country.https://youtube.com/watch?v=axHoy0hnQy8
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I have a disabled 56 year old low effort tranny in the building across from me. If they ever did anything online instead of just out in the neighborhood they'd have their own board.

This creature can kill boners and induce vomiting from 20 feet away.
Picture if you will a ginger Dan Schneider in a muumuu.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Finding that old Happy meal hamburger toy compelled Chris to buy another of those toys from Ebay.

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Chris posed for it so one of his fantasy enablers could photoshop Magi-Chan in.

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He is so fat that he looks like a blob

Spoiler: You know what's coming

 

[A Grey Cat]

Happy one year anniversary "for Shrek's eyes Only"

 

[The American Hedgehog]

Chris logged into Patreon, but not to work on the comic, just to like a post by ProjectSNT.

 

[Cardboard Box Mountain]

Tards who cry I HAVE AUTISM PLEASE LAUGH AT ME get to sit around smoking, jerking off, and binge watching cartoons all day while honest people slave away at jobs just barley able to make ends meet and not starve while living paycheck to paycheck.... Frank Grimes was right what a country.https://youtube.com/watch?v=axHoy0hnQy8
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I feel you bro. If reality is rated autistic, then so be it. It seems kind of fucked up that Chris and other tards throw money to the four winds while others work their asses off and barely make it. No, I don't think Chris or other tards should starve, but I do believe that some sort of order and accountability should be imposed on those tard bucks. It would benefit the tards, for that matter. Chris wouldn't be constantly taken to court if he couldn't just blow the whole tugboat on legos.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Chris logged into Patreon, but not to work on the comic, just to like a post by ProjectSNT.

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I bet every time he thinks about Courtney he tells himself, "Be Still My Beating Shart!"

 

[A Grey Cat]

I feel you bro. If reality is rated autistic, then so be it. It seems kind of fucked up that Chris and other tards throw money to the four winds while others work their asses off and barely make it. No, I don't think Chris or other tards should starve, but I do believe that some sort of order and accountability should be imposed on those tard bucks. It would benefit the tards, for that matter. Chris wouldn't be constantly taken to court if he couldn't just blow the whole tugboat on legos.

I mean yeah I don't want them to freeze and starve either but if you're gonna give tards entitlements that encourage them to not bother working at least make it so they can't blow the taxpayers money on Legos and Fleshlights