Containment Random Chris Updates

[Nypical Haterade Comment]

Someone tries to tell Chris he's wrong.

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I wonder what he would think of DC’s “Crises” specifically “Crisis on Infinite Earths” where the entire DC multiverse was altered so that there was only a single universe. On a semi-related thought: what would he think of characters like the Anti-Monitor who go from universe to universe completely destroying them? If everything exists in C-197 yet there is a multiverse, how could these crises happen? I’m probably thinking about this way more than Chris does. Knowing him, he would probably say that the crises never happened.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

MKR has been arguing with Ben over Twitter. She tries to tell Chris that Ben is exploiting and trolling him, but Chris is too delusional to listen.

"I and my family were already involved, rather we liked it or not; all Ben did was draw it out to share, as he was fated to do."

It's the same way he rationalized ripping off @Trickie's comic.

 

[{o}P II]

Dimensions this and that,I swear it's all he ever brings up anymore, believe in your ocs boys girls and others

His ego used to piss me off, now it just bored me.

His ego was most entertaining when it was constant Freudian slips but since he belive's he is a goddess now its jump the shark a bit

 

[Gunslinger]

MKR has been arguing with Ben over Twitter. She tries to tell Chris that Ben is exploiting and trolling him, but Chris is too delusional to listen.

"I and my family were already involved, rather we liked it or not; all Ben did was draw it out to share, as he was fated to do."

It's the same way he rationalized ripping off @Trickie's comic.

That's some pretty strong cognitive dissonance MK has going on, bitching at another w.e.e.n. about fucking with Chris. Isn't this the chick who declared herself a CPU goddess and drew that Nightvee comic to get Chris' attention?

 

[LuckyCharms]

I wonder what he would think of DC’s “Crises” specifically “Crisis on Infinite Earths” where the entire DC multiverse was altered so that there was only a single universe. On a semi-related thought: what would he think of characters like the Anti-Monitor who go from universe to universe completely destroying them? If everything exists in C-197 yet there is a multiverse, how could these crises happen? I’m probably thinking about this way more than Chris does. Knowing him, he would probably say that the crises never happened.

When the anti-monitor come into c-9 whatever the fuck rick and morty shit he rip off he'll just shits self and does nothing and cries when the monitor fucks up the universe he created his godlike powers would useless to a alien god, multiverse traveling monster, that has a habit of being the personification of the end times for every universe that he comes into

 

[The Un-Clit]

When the anti-monitor come into c-9 whatever the fuck rick and morty shit he rip off he'll just shits self and does nothing and cries when the monitor fucks up the universe he created his godlike powers would useless to a alien god, multiverse traveling monster, that has a habit of being the personification of the end times for every universe that he comes into

I'm not quite certain what you are saying here, but please do continue.....

 

[Mr. Manchester]

I'm not quite certain what you are saying here, but please do continue.....

I second this.

 

[DoodleBerry]

Oh God, I threw up in my mouth a lot...

 

[The Un-Clit]

Oh God, I threw up in my mouth a lot...

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Okay, gotta give the pointless faggot some props, I laughed my fucking ass off at a tweet he's made for the first time ever. Well done, Sockass. I don't expect you to make a habit of it, but this caught my funnybone dead-on. But probably not for the reason you ment it.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Oh God, I threw up in my mouth a lot...

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Nothing like going in and reaching over Sockness' giant head to grab your free condom to get into the mood

 

[DoodleBerry]

Nothing like going in and reaching over Sockness' giant head to grab your free condom to get into the mood

How would a condom even fit on his Vienna sausage of a dick!?

 

[CraBman]

Oh God, I threw up in my mouth a lot...

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Yep, he’s getting blocked.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Yep, he’s getting blocked.

From heaven.....yes, but Chris' asshole....no!
Seriously, Sockness won't last for 30 minutes back there, it's like a Xenomorph's mouth.

 

[A Grey Cat]

Oliver Cromwell: "Haven't you found the king yet, you bloody man? We've got to chop his deuced head off!"

Richard "Sir Dick" Chandler: "I'M WORKING ON IT, MY LORD!!!"

William Bradford: damn it Weston we're freezing to death! Have you built those shelters yet?!

Daniel Weston: I'm working on it govnur!

Bradford: Weston for the sake of this land i pray you Never find a woman to bed you and spawn generations of fools

 

[Mr. Manchester]

How would a condom even fit on his Vienna sausage of a dick!?

You have to grab them with Vienna sausage fingers first, let's not get ahead of ourselves here

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

I just want Chris to finally respond and say, "Although I am flattered by your advances, condoms are not necessary for CPU Goddesses. Save them for the earthly peasants you make love to."

 

[A Grey Cat]

I just want Chris to finally respond and say, "Although I am flattered by your advances, condoms are not necessary for CPU Goddesses. Save them for the earthly peasants you make love to."

Aids saga when?

 

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

Maybe this is the best case scenario for chris. He'll will get a sugar daddy who'll actually take care of him and he'll get to be a woman like he's always wanted. Its not like he has a lot of options. A job is clearly out of the question for a goddess like him.

And let me restate that. Maybe being Sockness's prison bitch is the GOOD ending of the chris chan saga.

 

[DoodleBerry]

Look, between the depth of "Christine" 's ass cheeks and the video documented lack of length of Sockness' member, I no longer have much worry about possible rape. Chris has already jammed a dildo up there, he's not going to even feel Sickness' pinky manhood.

 

[King Kiwi]

When a literal 12 year old has gotten further with chris than sickness.

Even Chris is better than .... Him?