Containment Random Chris Updates

[King Kiwi]

I've tried Ingress.

And I'm not afraid to admit that it made me appreciate that Pokemon will never leave.

 

[Picklechu]

If Chris’ credit wasn’t absolutely destroyed, it’s amusing to think that he’d apply for a Target Card (likely with a limit of 300USD) and immediately blast it on Pokémon cards and unlimited free refills at the cafe.

He has (or had) a Target card. It was maxed out. It's unknown if that's one of the debts he's being sued for.

 

[Aldora]

If Chris is playing Ingress it explains how his home became a Pokéstop. In Ingress you can place portals and these portals can become pokéstops in Pokémon GO.

 

[muh_moobs]

Guess Sonic and Tails really are gay after all.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

If Chris is playing Ingress it explains how his home became a Pokéstop. In Ingress you can place portals and these portals can become pokéstops in Pokémon GO.

Is Chris going to go so far as to visit CERN and the LHC in order to fulfill his dimensional merge wishes?

 

[Picnic_Boy]

Chris is totally lame right now.

Nothing interesting in months aside from making 14 BC a "business" and his Pokemon exploits put me to sleep, they're so boring.

Chris is in Happy Consumer mode, and he has more than enough boring orbiters to nurture his delusional security blanket at the moment. Something will shift eventually, but until then it's nothing but blushing emojis and product recommendations.

 

[cans.wav]

Right when you all say he's not talking about merge stuff

 

[Nebula Slasher]

Right when you all say he's not talking about merge stuff
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"I can feel the cosmos", anyone?

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Right when you all say he's not talking about merge stuff
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Of course, they progress all around you, Chris. Because you're a fat, lazy jackass who does nothing all day. This is the truest thing Chris has ever said.

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

Still hung up on Sailor-Soldier bullshit, then...

Always ready for the big fight
In pony horn and Goodwill tights
With their gusset well-smeared with shite
He is the one called Sailor Troon!

 

[Wraith]

Of course, they progress all around you, Chris. Because you're a fat, lazy jackass who does nothing all day. This is the truest thing Chris has ever said.

How does it feel to be the eternal human parked car, Chris?

 

[King Kiwi]

Right when you all say he's not talking about merge stuff
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Great, can you tell the cosmos to pay your debt and bathe?

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

He is the one called Sailor Troon!

He is both Sailor Troon and Sailor Penis!

 

[Rogowski]

Right when you all say he's not talking about merge stuff
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Looks like Chris is smoking weed with children again.

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

He is both Sailor Troon and Sailor Penis!

Not forgetting Sailor Jerkery.

 

[Gunslinger]

Right when you all say he's not talking about merge stuff
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[Tikbalang]

Right when you all say he's not talking about merge stuff
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Speculation: Chris took Salvia from TTS
The shows he watched such as my little pony, hyperdimension neptunia, and sailor moon had in common: they are considered as Magical Girl show, which a young female protaginist got their powers and transform

And those protagonist had at least one smaller creature on their side (former Sonichu, now Magi-chan).

 

[DatSpicyBoi]

He is both Sailor Troon and Sailor Penis!

No. Sailor Penis is ProJared.

 

[Brian Butterfield]

I legitimately wonder how long he'll keep the faith that the merge will happen. Or that his vagina will sprout from his taint.

 

[ZapThePickle]

Barb needs to die, or some drama/dumbassery gotta happen...


This cow hasnt produced in a while.