Project Mayfem - [top secret, moids do not read]

[crazedaze]

Pretend to misunderstand their jokes.
Explain obvious concepts to them, especially if it's an area of interest or expertise of theirs. ESPECIALLY if you know nothing about the concept yourself.
Tell them not to use a certain word they said. Critique and criticize speech patterns, vocabulary, and tone.
Never make eye contact when they speak. Or ever.

 

[Lidl Drip]

Point out flaws in other men to men who also have those flaws and make sure to empathize how unattractive it is. Like calling a 5'9 guy a creepy midget to a guy who is 5'7, make sure you say you would never date a guy like that.

 

[Chuck Chudjak]

I thought men and women declaring war on each other was a korean thing. Is lidl drip korean? Nigga thats NUTS!

 

[NoReturn]

I think we should put super glue on toothpicks and put them in locks.

My dream as a non amerifag is to have a gun. Yeah I can't outpunch a moid but I can blow his brains out.

Guns are a very feminine weapon. We should be promoting gun ownership for all adult women.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Bold of you to assume that this will work out in the long term.

 

[LimeRikki]

Don't forget to shame them for having saggy wrinkly balls.

It's so unhygenic and lazy of them, I mean, botox injections could fix that little lol problem right up!

We need to raise the beauty standards for moids, is what I'm saying.

 

[Thé au lait]

If you see a guy norwooding just laugh very subtly-but-not-so-subtly. Like take a quick glance at their head and smile, that'll fuck them up good

What the fuck is norwooding?

Guns are a very feminine weapon. We should be promoting gun ownership for all adult women.

One of the things I love about my state is that it's really not hard to convince the women around me to get one. Just by being openly interested in guns, I've managed to get one of my coworkers interested as well. I've been meaning to invite her to the range together, maybe now is a good time.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

What the fuck is norwooding?

Balding. Norwood specifically refers to the scale of male pattern baldness.

 

[NoReturn]

One of the things I love about my state is that it's really not hard to convince the women around me to get one. Just by being openly interested in guns, I've managed to get one of my coworkers interested as well. I've been meaning to invite her to the range together, maybe now is a good time.

Look, if this is feminine:

Then this is SUPER feminine:

 

[DickMain]

We must trick them into raping each other. Here's my idea
>Get one of them drunk
>Put a wing on it
>Find another rape ape
>Convince said rape ape that other rape ape with wing is a woman
This will surely work

Joke's on you, everybody knows it's not gay if the lights are off.

Then this is SUPER feminine:

I really want to watch Gunsmith Cats someday.

 

[Illumithotty]

Write novels and publish them under a masculine pen name, so that the abnormally intelligent dickniggers that can handle literacy will read them then turn around and whine about how women aren't good authors.

 

[Justa Grata Honoria]

Bold of you to assume that this will work out in the long term.

Hey man mutual destruction you can't be graceful winners and not act like total assholes we will be sore losers and make sure that victory is pyrrhic. Lemme remind you generation x and some of the older millennials decided to dangle marriage over our heads and rub childlessness and singlehood into our faces lets see what was the outcome

Spoiler: The outcome

Now baste koreans who tell women to lose weight, call every woman fat on the street, ignore cries of thots about domestic violence rape and MUH GENDER PAY GAP and MUH GLASS CELLING. Where every company tells a woman they can't get promotion because woman lol, and tells mothers to go back to the kitchen and take care of their kids lets see how it worked out for them

Spoiler: The outcome

Even have a name for it, cute!

Are you sure you want another game of chicken?

 

[DickMain]

Spoiler: he's literally me bros

 

[Red flag]

If you see a guy norwooding just laugh very subtly-but-not-so-subtly. Like take a quick glance at their head and smile, that'll fuck them up good

Ask bald men what type of cancer they have and how long they have left to live. When they say they don't have cancer say "oh... are you sure?" and look really disappointed.

Unironically women need to aggressively start bald shaming men. How utterly gross that when your head starts looking patchy and awful, you shamelessly assault everyone's eyes with that abomination.

You wouldn't catch a woman dead with ugly bald patches, she's expected to get extensions, a hair piece, a wig to look "presentable", with the only exception being cancer. But moids just walk in public with their SHAME in full display.



And none of that "just shave it, bro" shit. It's lazy as fuck, have some dignity and put effort into not looking like a dysgenic freak.

 

[CallmeCicada]

Pretend to misunderstand their jokes.

This is pure evil.

 

[Hubelublub]

Unironically women need to aggressively start bald shaming men. How utterly gross that when your head starts looking patchy and awful, you shamelessly assault everyone's eyes with that abomination.

You wouldn't catch a woman dead with ugly bald patches, she's expected to get extensions, a hair piece, a wig to look "presentable", with the only exception being cancer. But moids just walk in public with their SHAME in full display.

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And none of that "just shave it, bro" shit. It's lazy as fuck, have some dignity and put effort into not looking like a dysgenic freak.

way more than just baldness. their height is a big one (or a little one, for many of them).

weak chins and wide hips, pencil arms, close set eyes, weird body hair distribution, crooked genitals, these all things that women need to be more communicative about.

we're just too subtle, and men really appreciate it when we're direct.

 

[Red flag]

way more than just baldness. their height is a big one (or a little one, for many of them).

weak chins and wide hips, pencil arms, close set eyes, weird body hair distribution, crooked genitals, these all things that women need to be more communicative about.

we're just too subtle, and men really appreciate it when we're direct.

Hmm, I see your point, but those characteristics are not fixable without drastic surgical intervention.

Baldness can be addressed with some basic grooming investments like a toupee and hair products. It's the gateway shaming, we need to drill baldness shame into every moid on the planet so covering up becomes standard. Once that's a success, we can graduate to shaming them into getting all kinds of expensive surgeries to fix their faces and body parts.

 

[Hubelublub]

those characteristics are not fixable without drastic surgical intervention

Yes, exactly.

Wide hips are the grossest thing on a male body. It seems particularly rife in middle-eastern men, but any male who doesn't possess a narrow set of hips should be shamed and forced to stay home until he becomes less ugly.

 

[WTBOnlineFather]

Lol Trump is still your president no matter how many random men you now decide to inform that you would not fuck them (the feeling is mutual)

 

[isalaide]

Today I'm 'offering' some of my moid contractors a round of 'constructive feedback' on their coding work.

I know nothing about the details of their work, but that's not going to stop me. I'm going to ask for multiple minor cosmetic changes that have essentially no purpose. Then I'm going to ask for some of them to be reversed.

I don't pay them by the hour, so I'm genuinely just wasting their time here because I can. Only some of them, though. A couple of them are pretty cute, so obviously I'm not going to treat them like dogshit.