💀 Horrorcow Preston Ward Condra - Anorexic laughingstock who wants to fuck Mummy Pig and the Powerpuff Girls

[Trans Fat 41g]

A walking Linkin Park album, christ.

 

[MasterDisaster]

So if there ends up being rule 34 of Peppa Pig are we assuming that he created it or simply jerked off to it?

What do you mean 'if' there is?

 

[LN 910]

Here's Preston showing off his incredible social skills.

And his equally exquisite taste.

Truly, an intellectual for the ages.

Oh, and he hasn't eaten ice cream in a decade. There's nothing alarming about his diet at all.

 

[MasterDisaster]

I understand that these speds like to exaggerate but there's only ever been two Tomb Raider movies. He also talks about other video game movies (which to this date have a horrendous track record of almost all being shit) but what the fuck is with the Team Rocket movie thing?
Also hating on the first Iron Man is just trying to be edgy or some shit. That movie was great.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

Why would anybody be nostalgic about something after 2005 unless you've literally got no life or no life experience under your belt?

... Okay, I answered my own question.

 

[Computery Guy]

Oh, my lord. With that shaved head he looks like an escaped POW.

 

[AF 802]

Here's Preston showing off his incredible social skills.
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And his equally exquisite taste.
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Truly, an intellectual for the ages.
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Oh, and he hasn't eaten ice cream in a decade. There's nothing alarming about his diet at all.
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:autistic:

 

[heymate]

He wants to have his way with Mummy Pig? Silly Preston; any normal person would want to eat Mummy Pig. Mmm, bacon and ham.

 

[pelicannon]

That skeleton is fucked up

 

[LN 910]

"I'm not buying a Nintendo Switch because Spyro", then links a wrestling video.

This man may be a genius because I see no correlation.

 

[El Porko Fako]

Is he talking about Team Rocket from Pokemon or is he talking about the "Team Rocket" from Rocket Power? I honestly don't know what would make a more horrible live action movie.

 

[LN 910]

He's talking about Team Rocket @El Porko Fako, he ships Jesse and James together.

 

[Looney Troons]

He has chimped out over Namco’s decision not to include an underaged looking girl in the upcoming Soul Calibur 6.

https://mobile.twitter.com/PrestonCondra23/status/939209701966995457

Character (Talim) for reference:

Spoiler

Edit: as a fan of the game, and having used to play Soul Calibur 2 in arcades almost religiously, I can attest that everyone who chose Talim as their main character (again, in my experiences) was more than a little ‘off’, and very creepy. Personally, I go with Voldo.

 

[Doctor Stan]

Threats to block people over fucking nothing.
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My favorite part about that screencap is the comment of 'this guy has over a million followers and I've never heard of him, must have bought them all' like wow, the ego on this fucking guy, so people are only worthwhile if you approve of them? What a cunt. Though his 'I'll be remembered in 30 years' comment does support that he's an insanely narcissistic guy. This thread is the most attention he's ever going to get at one time probably.

And what's his deal with Team Rocket?

 

[Stanley_Buttkiss]

He's just a little

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

He's just a little

Talim to go to jail.

 

[VermilionFluttershy]

Jesus H... I don't think that even the most hardcore pro-Ana sites/pages would use this guy as "thinsperation"

 

[drtoboggan]

Kid needs to buy new tighty whities.

 

[Mister Loser]

I swear, with a few more years of eating nothing, he'll be a real life spooky skeleton.

 

[YourUnclesDad]