Posts with red warning banners

[SparklyFetuses]

In this thread we catalogue posts which received red warnings from the staff, either due to OP's idiocy, to warn readers about genuinely dangerous shit, or for something random:

Some examples:
- Faggy dorito
- LOL CALM DOWN x2
- Do not do this
- "Hijacked links" warning
- This is illegal, bro

 

[Most Wanted Banana]

As far as I know, this is the only warning I have received.

• Again, no trolling plans.

I don't think that silly comment was worthy of a warning, but whatever.

 

[Mound Dweller]

I've got 2 to my name, a classic "no" in regards to f**t and a full on Community Note about reposting screenshots.
• Don't do this.
• Mound Dweller chose to deliberately crop this image to call another user a pedophile because the guy he's making fun of got banned.

 

[We Are The Witches]

Are you kidding me? There has to be thousands of them.

 

[SparklyFetuses]

Are you kidding me? There has to be thousands of them.

Can't I invite people to join something similar to an easter egg hunt?

 

[We Are The Witches]

Can't I invite people to join something similar to an easter egg hunt?

Yes, but I've seen a bunch of them, and they're mostly "don't do gay-ops" or something boring.

 

[Ghostface Killah]

This is what's the beginning of what will likely be an epic thread.

 

[Boldizar]

Imagine this but against kikes, muds and jeets. In Minecraft.

 

[herefortheactualthreads]

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/general-wrestling-discussion.7350/post-23531613

 

[Xenia]

Wyświetl załącznik 8936633

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/general-wrestling-discussion.7350/post-23531613

@shan state lesbians

 

[SparklyFetuses]

"Why are you posting this, nigga?"

 

[UnsufficentBoobage]

"Why are you posting this, nigga?"

This one was on obvious plant for pedefenders to screenshot and parade around as a Proof Antilolis Are Real PDFS. Whoever pinned it needs to be investigated.

 

[Mister Fister]

I got one, I trollposted that Datura can be used a food source in the EBT shutdown thread. (Don't do this).

 

[A Very Big Fish]

I never got one afaik, though I did get a post nuked for copyright in the Styx thread, because I posted a picture from Veggie-tales: The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything, and said it was God's strongest pirates getting ready to keel-haul a filthy demon worshiper, or something to that effect.

 

[vanilla_pepsi_head]

This monumental fucking retard got one after showing their ass in the Luna Slater thread with some of the most embarrassing powerleveling I've seen on the Farms in quite awhile, confessing to stealing narcotics from their patients at their workplace and detailing how they get away with it, plus announcing their intent to commit a federal offense by inappropriately accessing a lolcow's medical records to post that information on the Farms. The red banner they got just says "no trolling plans", which absolutely fails to do this retardation justice in my opinion. It still cracks me up that OP expected the Farms to congratulate them for this post, even though they confessed to personally being guilty of worse behavior than Luna has engaged in recently, and was willing to illegally snoop on Luna's medical records as if we need them to confirm that, yes, she abuses opiates.

 

[skunt]

Imagine this but against kikes, muds and jeets. In Minecraft.

This one never sat right with me. IIRC she was one of the authors, or helped with tracking down some pedo ring and very sparesely posted here except to post leads or ask for help and then the timing and the bluntless of that post got her tarred with the wrong brush. I could be entirely wrong obviously but it felt like a person was pushed away and it wasn't really warranted.

edit; yeah, she hasn't posted since that day ~18 months ago.