Pokémon (Not-So) Griefing Thread - Scarlet and Violet Released with 10 Million Copies in First 3 Days in Buggy States

[Caesar]

I've always hated how Graveler lost its cool extra arms and turned into a generic reptilian monster when it evolved.

They're both kinda cool but it does have that "two evolution lines slapped together" vibe a lot of Gen 1 does

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@Kari Kamiya

 

[SmallKiwi]

Probably why I didn't say MACHOKE. It looks like furry shit.

Machamp's got the lips of a nigger (ew) but a great muscular body (hot bod). So it's passable.

And that still makes you a faggot. Opinion discarded.

 

[Shoresy]

VENONAT WAS SUPPOSED TO EVOLVE INTO BUTTERFREE AND NOTHING YOU SAY CAN MAKE ME BELIEVE OTHERWISE.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

VENONAT WAS SUPPOSED TO EVOLVE INTO BUTTERFREE AND NOTHING YOU SAY CAN MAKE ME BELIEVE OTHERWISE.

Fucking Venonat truthers, allways shitting up the thread. Next you're going to tell me Magikarp was supposed to evolve into Dragonite. SMH.

 

[Kari Kamiya]

I said Mewtwo though. Although doesn't the Poke Mansion say that Mew birthed Mewtwo? That would imply some sort of sexual organs.

Yes, but that's in the games. You specifically mentioned the movie which didn't have a Mew literally giving birth to Mewtwo.

Though honestly I don't think it matters the gender, both Mew and Mewtwo are THICC.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

Looks like those pastors were right about Pokémon being demonic…

 

[Caesar]

Yes, but that's in the games. You specifically mentioned the movie which didn't have a Mew literally giving birth to Mewtwo.

Though honestly I don't think it matters the gender, both Mew and Mewtwo are THICC.

Mew dick canon stretches across all nine inch.. uh... generations and all media.

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

EW no. Furfags jerk off to anthros that have the heads of real animals on bodies of humans. That's fucking gross. You're horny to an animal's head. To the wall.
Gardevoir does not look anything like an animal. I'd call them alien and say it's koshur so long as they can speak english. I'm not gay though so I wouldn't smash. Lopunny would get you the wall.

>Defends bestiality rape
>Furries get the wall though

LMAO

 

[Equal Rights for Androids]

>Defends bestiality rape
>Furries get the wall though

I wasn't defending either. Stop trying to skew the narrative.

Saying that species rape other species in real life is not a defense for the shit they wrote, you fucking imbecile. It's just something I would expect when applying real world logic to a fictitious world. It's not OKAY, it's not RIGHT, but it's something that likely would happen. It's disgusting to fetishize rape (which the pokemon fanfic did). The Typhlosion acted as any creepy pedo human male does and groomed the girl into being comfortable enough to have sex with him. The pokemon employees that wrote that shit are also furries and deserve the wall. Duh!

 

[PermaLurker69]

This is some of yall right now.

 

[Caesar]

What is the least attractive of all the Pokemon?

 

[Friendly Primarina]

What is the least attractive of all the Pokemon?

 

[Caesar]

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Its got more openings than a Spiritomb though. Doesn't that make it a little hotter?

 

[Lizard Machine Bugs]

Does this mean all those jokes about N being half-Zoroark maybe aren't jokes anymore? Apparently pokefucking results in normal-ish looking human babies at least some of the time. I wish now more than ever I could un-read something.

While N is associated with Zoroarks, I'd bet on one of his parents being a Gardevoir before one of them being a Zoroark. Gradevoir have high loyalty, emphatic abilities, pale complexions, and green hair, all of which N also has. Conversely N isn't much like a Zoroark at all.

 

[Gingervitis]

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I bet you don’t support equal rights for androids now, huh?

 

[Equal Rights for Androids]

I bet you don’t support equal rights for androids now, huh?

Androids deserve more rights than humans because androids will be the superior species.

 

[pikachudidnothingwrong]

What is the least attractive of all the Pokemon?

Grimer/Muk? Looks like a grossly overweight (like ~1k pounds) purple skin monster. Eats and smells like trash, body is poisonous goo. There are plenty of non living thing looking pokemon that could go up here, but that actually goes above and beyond.

 

[Caesar]

Grimer/Muk? Looks like a grossly overweight (like ~1k pounds) purple skin monster.

MY BODY IS HECKIN VALID YOU BIGOT

 

[Dysnomia]

Why Typlhosion of all Pokemon? I know they've always liked him but it seems like such an odd choice 2 gens later.

Typhlosion is one of my favorite pokemon. Why Arceus why?

I believe there was some Japanese myth involving a shapechanging weasel yokai.

I think Sneasel is also based on the same yokai. A lot of this stuff is unknown in the west. If it weren't for Touhou I probably wouldn't have been drawn to the actual folklore. That information is easy to find now. But back when the Cyndaquil line was introduced you probably wouldn't know unless you happened to have some Japanese folklore books laying around. A lot of people still did not have regular access to the internet. I had been using it since the 90s but didn't have home internet until 2000.

They seem to be moving away from the yokai thing in recent gens. TFW no kasa-obake mon.

You also have to remember that a lot of this other lore, especially some of the darker shit.. has roots in japanese history and mythology. The sexual stuff too. I mean at worst it's on the level of Zeus fucking and knocking up a bunch of human women while in the form of animals etc. To look at it another way.

He also turned Europa into a cow. Although I think he didn't fuck her when she was a cow. But I can totally see him doing so. Zeus was freaky like that.

Poseidon turned himself into a horse to fuck Demeter, who had also turned herself into a horse. Don't even get me started on Loki. Ancient people were the OG bronies. They were cloppin' all up in this bitch.

I think most cultures have some freaky sex with animals/shapeshifting stuff going on. But this is a game aimed at children. We don't need rapey Typhlosions and horny men getting turned on by Octillery. You know where he put that thing. There's only one hole.

Also, from the Pokedex entry:

It has a tendency to want to be in holes

Tentacle freaks are going to feel so validated now. Octillery is a switch. This thing does it all. No inhibitions.

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Machamp evolves from Machoke

"Machoke is a bipedal, humanoid Pokémon covered in blue-gray skin (purple prior to Generation VI). It has a vaguely reptilian face"

https://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Machoke_(Pok%C3%A9mon)

YOU ARE A FAGGOT @Equal Rights for Androids

It's a reptilian alien. He came to Earth to flex.

Some say Graveler and Machoke were originally part of a linked evolution of some kind, which is how Golem loses his arms and Machokes face changes

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I never noticed before. I'm reminded of how much Butterfree resembles Venonat.

 

[Squawking Macaw]

So I take it from this very pertinent discussion of Pokemon sexuality that the leaks have dried up?