PLUS SIZE HOT TOPIC HAUL & CHRISTMAS LIGHTS | 12.7.2020 - Lynnmas: Basic Bitch Fashion Show Edition. ft. Becky's disturbing weight gain

[Att1cusF1nch]

Thumb ain’t no saint but god only knows what she had to endure off camera after that “BIG” crack!

 

[Enoby Way]

That stripey sweater on Amberlynn's back looks like it is just floating in the air behind a normal-sized person.

EDIT: HOLY SHIT THATS NOT HER BACK, THAT'S HER ARM. THAT IS JUST ONE OF HER ARMS. WHAT THE FUCK.

Sorry for the capslock but seriously WHAT THE FUCK.

I'm going to coin this confusion over what we're seeing at any give time "AnatomyLynn" because goddamn.

 

[mekalekahi]

Holy shit

 

[Smiling with air]

I love how she hadn't a clue that they were driving past twelve days of christmas

 

[Meygen]

Of course a meth addict recommended those abhorrent magnetic eyelashes

 

[8008135]

I noticed this thing.
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It has journals and books on the bottom tier, and what looks like a bag of Kit Kats or Lindor on the seconds tier (it's not the gift bag, that's already in ALR's hands). I guess Becky got tired of fetching shit constantly so she set up a mobile snack and activity situation type deal to wheel over to wherever ALR has deigned to plop herself on that particular day.

No limited mobility situation here, no siree!

 

[FatalTater]

Becky's sweater was the real star of the show, and it should surprise no one that she got it at Kroger, a grocery store. (that has other stuff but stil!)

WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE?!

 

[Turd Fergusson]

This is my take of this pretty horrifying vlog.

First, she stayed sitting for the whole Hot Topic hauls and even while putting on some clothes. She is becoming even more immobile.

Second, during the Christmas present exchange, she stayed sitting. The only time she stands was when they were leaving for the light show.

Third, They look so uncomfortable in that car; it is horrifying. Of course, she is not wearing her seatbelt. Since they have not eaten in the last few minutes, they need to go to Starbuck for replenishment. Amber is dieting NOT.

Next, at the light show, why does Amber need to act and sound like a 10-year-old tween having a sugar high?

At the end of the show, Amber wanted to go to the petting zoo but did not because of Covid. Funny, this does not stop her from going to stores. I guess, petting zoos, do not have mobility scooters for her to use.

She partly blames herself for putting the dog advent calendar at floor level so the dog could reach it. How about it is all your fault for doing it, not the dog.

Well, now we know where the legos she finishes end up. She just throws them in a box, not storing them. They are likely to end up in the rubbish bin. At least, if she had sorted them out, stored them back in the original boxes, and since they are bloody expensive, they could have been given away, but no.

 

[Enoby Way]

Becky's sweater was the real star of the show, and it should surprise no one that she got it at Kroger, a grocery store. (that has other stuff but stil!)

WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE?!

I'm sorry but with a sweater as hilaribble as that, why WOULDN'T you buy clothes at the soup store?

 

[BooneHelm]

Take a good look. This is what peak performance looks like.

 

[Red Mask]

Becky carries her fat high. She will most likely die of a heart attack. Also, she looks absolutely miserable. Welp, hope your lifestyle is worth living with a giant devil.

 

[Kitty Catherine]

LOL. Notice how there is a cut after Becky says No Im talking about me...CUT - Take 2 - Becky then mentions how we are going to call her a Thumb. LOL Becky its okay. Amber is a BIG FUCKING CHERRY.

 

[pot of sneed]

Speaking of the dog treats, what if Twinkie wasn't the one who ate the treats and it was Amberlynn was who in desperate need of a quick binge while Becky was having a bathroom break? I wouldn't put it past the heifer to munch down on a few dog treats and leave the box on the floor with a shocked expression that their naughty doggie raided the box. Old ham hands couldn't rip off the covers daintily enough.

 

[wilderbeans]

Luv how she did her haul only filming from the shoulders up.... she's so great with a camera, give this bitch an Emmy.

 

[dfranki723]

She should've bought Twinkie toys instead of fucking treats.

Although I suppose that would require ALR to actually put some effort in to play with Twink. Has she even bought the cats gifts or just the pet that makes her look the best on camera?

 

[Queen Of The Harpies]

The way she is treating the 'Lay goes' makes the autist in me reee.

 

[Clintonberg]

They are both practically sitting on top of each other. How do I still get so amazed at how ginormous they both are.
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Oh man. Try showing this picture to someone completely removed from the Amberverse and ask them what age and gender they think Becky is. She's really coming into the amorphous blob look and I'm here for it.

 

[MrsLoveMom]

Time to trade in the car for a cargo van. The XL size van. That car and it's shocks won't last the year.

 

[marjoram]

FatAl really feeling herself in this failed abortion of a video. There's something new to loathe every thirty seconds. Sorry Al, the only thing that would "suit your face" is a giant paper bag.

ETA: Why is the Thumb wearing a picture of Density on her shirt??

 

[Teresa77]

Time to trade in the car for a cargo van. The XL size van. That car and it's shocks won't last the year.

My mom had a van with a ramp for a scooter or wheelchair. I think ALR should think ahead and get that.