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- 10 Lis 2015
📚 Megathread Phil's weight tracking thread- currently 170
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- Dołączono
- 4 Kwi 2013
Perhaps we should clarify that 183 is only Phil's unsupported claim.
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Not like we could see his micropenis with his massive blubber gut in the way.
- Dołączono
- 12 Gru 2015
I don't think even phil can see his penis. It's probably been so long that it's foreign territory to him now..
- Dołączono
- 29 Mar 2014
I don't think 2 oz is much of a difference there, and the one he was holding up in that picture was probably finished off that same day.
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- Dołączono
- 10 Lis 2015
It adds up if he eats at least one of those things daily
- Dołączono
- 18 Wrz 2014
Nha he get's to grips with it quite frequently.
- Dołączono
- 24 Mar 2013
Remember the formula for weighing any mentally disturbed, homeless, racist, retarded blubber golems: add 120lbs to the claimed weight, which would be 303lbs, then subtract 10lbs for shitty bondage clothing and DIY pesudo-crust punk paraphernalia, 10lbs for dried and caked on feces, 4lbs for tattoo ink, and 9lbs for accumulated dirt and grime from being an unhygienic slob. Using these figures we find Phil to be right around 270lbs.
- Dołączono
- 3 Lut 2013
To quote many generations of Internetters, "pics or GTFO." The guy's practically an exhibitionist when it comes to his tattoos and bondage gear, but now that he's claiming to have lost weight he's coming over all shy and refusing to post any more photos of himself?
Pants-shitting or not, I'll bet he's actually gained weight. It's winter, after all, so he's probably hunkered down somewhere with his cheese blocks until the weather gets warm again.
Pants-shitting or not, I'll bet he's actually gained weight. It's winter, after all, so he's probably hunkered down somewhere with his cheese blocks until the weather gets warm again.
Most people gain weight over the winter, but that's because there are at least two holidays that involve big meals with family and two holidays that often involve a lot of family. Plus, those people spend most of their time indoors because it's too damn cold to go outside; being indoors causes weight gain, too, since you tend to be lazier indoors and your body doesn't need to expend calories to maintain your body temperature.
In Phil's case, I don't know how he got as fat as he is. I mean, he has no family so no big family dinners and he lives in conditions with no climate control. He should be able to burn 3,000 calories a day. I'm guessing he's found someone new to mooch off of for food and a place to live. All we have to do is wait for his moochie to get sick of him and kick him out and we'll be able to read about how they're a transmisogynist/racist/autist rapist (not to mention, we'll probably have to reset the suicide threat clock).
- Dołączono
- 18 Maj 2014
The most fascinating thing about this whole thing for me is the revelation that Phil indeed feels shame and embarrassment over his appearance. The infamous picture he posted where he looked like a morbidly obese beaver, was mocked and shooped to an extent where he refused to upload any further pictures and started lying about his weight. Which begs the question if Phil is aware and ashamed of his condition why does he continue to live like this?
- Dołączono
- 14 Lip 2015
If we can't make fun of it on the internet, then it doesn't count.
Hiding the truth is easier than changing his lifestyle. And Phil is a lazy fuck that doesn't want to put any effort into anything.
- Dołączono
- 29 Mar 2014
At least his delusion that he's "perfect" is slowly beginning to erode away.
edit: yeah, it's highly unlikely.
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- Dołączono
- 22 Mar 2015
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- Dołączono
- 30 Maj 2015
Phil of all people should know how toxic thin-privilege is. just go ahead and declare yourself a fat fuck for those low-hanging oppression points
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- 1 Wrz 2015
Oh boy, now just wait for him to start flooding his page with Everyday Feminism articles about the evils of fat shaming.
- Dołączono
- 25 Sty 2015
I bet he just eats that straight up like some kind of animal, instead of frying/grilling it like civilized human beings would.Depends on if its the 10 or 12 oz
- Dołączono
- 29 Mar 2014
We like to joke about it, but just how much cheese does Phil eat?
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