FIGGIN Phil's Third Facebook Page - CatParty is still too lazy to take 30 seconds to capitalize a thread title or archive links.

[AnOminous]

Good God, he looks like the faces of heroin posters.

He's too fat for that shit. He's more like Faces of Cheese.

 

[Billy_Sama]

His third Facebook page, that more then number of people that actually cares for Phil.

 

[Adamska]

https://www.facebook.com/isabelrosa.araujo.98 https://archive.is/OEKdD
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Holy shit it's Peter Pettigrew's exceptional brother. As an aside, I guess he wants to be permabanned from FB now with all of these extra accounts. That'd be funny, since him spamming accounts and then chimping when they inevitably get gassed would be great moments and possibly break him since he'd have lost nearly all of his captive audience.

 

[DragoonSierra]

For fucks sake people, don't ween out and mass report Phil again. If he dosen't have facebook access, we can't laugh at his antics.

He has a tumblr so we can always laugh at him there. I honestly think Facebook serves a dual purpose for him: Soliciting "donations" and asspats. Take those away and he will chimp hard.

 

[Bogliacci]

https://www.facebook.com/isabelrosa.araujo.98 https://archive.is/OEKdD
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Someone put up phils picture on reddits cringeanarchy and someone else drew an honest picture

 

[Dentontx]

In all sincerity that picture is more attractive than the real thing.

 

[Bogliacci]

In all sincerity that picture is more attractive than the real thing.

It makes him look insane and wacky instead of so lazy he just can't take care of himself.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

https://www.facebook.com/isabelrosa.araujo.98 https://archive.is/OEKdD
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We all think that sasquatch is the missing link.

 

[Corn Sake]

 

[Dentontx]

Good God, the likeness is stunning:

 

[D.Angus]

I can say without a doubt.. I have never had a bad hair day as bad as Phil in that picture.

Don't fight the brush Phil.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

Every fucking new picture of him I swear makes me rage with so much absolute spergness.

Seriously, I have never been able to be so mad at someone's sheer appearance, its how much I hate Harel so fucking much.

I am so angry I feel like going to /cow/ and do one of my "I am just never going to stop hating!" rants.

 

[Xarpho]

How old is this picture? It doesn't look like he got his tattoo on his head yet, plus, I think his hairline has receded since.

 

[LazarusOwenhart]

He's an animagus.

 

[Randy Lahey]

Every fucking new picture of him I swear makes me rage with so much absolute spergness.

Seriously, I have never been able to be so mad at someone's sheer appearance, its how much I hate Harel so fucking much.

I am so angry I feel like going to /cow/ and do one of my "I am just never going to stop hating!" rants.

GO, TK, GO OUT AND BEAT UP TRANNIES TO THE EXTREME!

 

[Anchuent Christory]

I will never not find Phil's hair hysterical.

 

[Dr. Tremolo]

In all sincerity that picture is more attractive than the real thing.

Anything that doesn't portray Phil with down-to-every-detail photorealism looks better than the real thing. Drawings often make people appear more attractive than they really are because they lack those fine details and we naturally fill them in with our heads. Phil is a case that needs to be seen to be believed.

I can say without a doubt.. I have never had a bad hair day as bad as Phil in that picture.

Don't fight the brush Phil.

Any normal brush just wouldn't work on hair like this.

 

[Keine]

We really need to send him some of these. Those choppers are getting a little long.

 

[crunchysalty]

Occupation: squeek bounce, squeek bounce!

 

[m0rnutz]

Any normal brush just wouldn't work on hair like this.

Now with grime removing bristles