📚 Megathread Phil's Crowdfunding Adventures - Smokes weed every day, claims bipolar disorder

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Check out this new picture he uploaded. His fat actually covers up the collar. Wyświetl załącznik 145900
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That collar must be so uncomfortable. He must actually struggle to get it fastened. It probably pinches like hell.

I know Phil doesn't realise how grotesque he looks in his bondage gear, but god damn surely when he sees his chin flopping down over the collar he must realise something's not right. He's got some kind of weird uncanny valley thing going on.
 
I think I've figured it out. When I was a teenager, I worked at a BK. I always cleaned out the fry vats because it kept me away from the front desk and away from late night rushes. It seriously looks like he paints his face with the white shit slop in those grease traps.
 
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God damn, that smirk.
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That's his smug an satisfied face, but look at his eyebrows that the best shot we have of them so far dear god they are a mess even for Phil they look like they are filled in with a fucking sharpie.

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That collar must be so uncomfortable. He must actually struggle to get it fastened. It probably pinches like hell.

I know Phil doesn't realise how grotesque he looks in his bondage gear, but god damn surely when he sees his chin flopping down over the collar he must realise something's not right. He's got some kind of weird uncanny valley thing going on.
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It is, I have my suspiccions about the nature of that collar, but nothing solid I'd like to share.

But he's sorta aware that he looks odd and he likes it it makes people pay attention to him, he cant differentiate between negative attention and positive attention, what I do find off of late about his appearance anyway is for him he seems to be trying to but a modicum of effort into putting his war paint on (an yes he's called it that before) I don't know if it's torrens influence OR him outright doing it for him but in the last week or so something seems slightly better about how he's applying his slap, even if it's still poorly done.
 
Phil's Eyebrow Pencil:

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That color. Those eyelids. That bloat. He looks like a strangulated corpse that has spent a few days in the heat.

And he calls himself "San Felipe" (Saint Philip)?!?!?!
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In Autismlatinas cannon according to Phil a town baring that name had taken at least 3 different locations as it happens.
 
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Nope same name just different location "San Philipe" in autism latina's maps it's been a major seaport and a tiny provinchal town.
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Reflecting its creator's constant attempts at self-reinvention. But ultimately, no matter what it does, it'll always be Felipe.
 
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Reflecting its creator's constant attempts at self-reinvention. But ultimately, no matter what it does, it'll always be Felipe.
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Oddly this name is the closest to having a slef insert because he cnat think in that level of detail.

I mean at the moment I'm writing a story where America was colonised first bythe Spaniards, than the english, this is Phils dream not just in language but he has no idea of the culture that would evolve from it an that's where It get's messy, for Phil youd ask him what's ABC like if native pople ran it... he's not got a answer.

I'll give you a better one, Phil thinks of all whie people as the same as himself, I hate to say this but there is a tribe in the EU that's recognised and they are OK with the EU becuase they are the first group that recognses them, i.e. the Sami people.

I personally know many sami people an count lots of them as firends I respect there religion and seasons, the thing is the sami are the last of the old tribes, they are worthy of respect but they are also not something europe was based on, the odd thing is I have looked back through my family records, and in 1827 I found a De'Lechi who worked his way over on a salt ship (og the irony) as a map maker. While I doubt thise was the genisis of the delechis on america I like to think knowing this guy made bad mapswas a joke.
 
Loves how Phil shills his gofundme every few hours, and still caught no schmucks.
 
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