💬 Off-Topic Phil the Hooker.

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does he walk the streets in a skanky hoe outfit?
- Such outfits don't come in his size.

Does he make $500 a night?
- In Zimbabwe dollar? Not even that.

Do thugs beat him up?
- No one wants physical contact with Phil

Does he hang around meth dens with his cocaine supplement?
- He can't afford that.

Does he give out free condoms?
- Does anyone want his free condoms?
 
>does he walk the streets in a skanky hoe outfit?
Bondage gear doesn't count.

>Does he make $500 a night?
Hahahahaha no.

>Do thugs beat him up?
They don't want to touch him! Did you hear about what Phil did to those three black guys at Occupy? /sneed

>Does he hang around meth dens with his cocaine supplement?
Phil isn't friends with Rika anymore.

>Does he give out free condoms?
Condoms might as well go to people who actually have sex.
 
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does he walk the streets in a skanky hoe outfit?

Does he make $500 a night?

Do thugs beat him up?

Does he hang around meth dens with his cocaine supplement?

Does he give out free condoms?
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1. No. He wears crusty black shorts, a corset over a trans-activism t-shirt, and various pieces of bondage gear.

2. He wishes he did.

3. He wishes they would try. Hell, he might actually like it.

4. Probably. He'll most likely enter the Drug Addict Saga soon for asspats because "Oh woe is me, I can't help myself!"

5. Phil is a greedy potato fuck and never gives shit to people.
 
Phillip you don't have to put on the red light
Walk the streets for money
You don't have to sell your potato to the night.
 
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