Phil Phone Phun - 510-830-7834

[That creep who licks you]

So Phill once again, is doing strange things to his balls (or whatever he's got now) and attention whoring on the Internet, am I on an old thread?

 

[Hyperion]

(510) 981-5900

Phone number for the Berkeley PD spoof your calls using that for added hilarity

 

[bearycool]

As an aside, I sent the entire work of Shakespeare to Phil.

The man really needs to read some quality literature, as I feel he hasn't read in years.

 

[Pillow]

I hope the SMS' I've sent from various online services came through.

 

[Ravenor]

https://kiwifarms.net/proxy.php?image=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FPI5aF73.png&hash=27bc5ef81d31a120ed86248e10f88cfb

It's the little moments like this when he shoot's his own lies in the food that I enjoy the most, even his aspatters are aware he still has his ball's they just think pandering to phil and enabling some one who's mentally deficient is more important.

 

[DragoonSierra]

and lol it's 2016 and he still uses a flip phone

*cough*

shoot's his own lies in the food t

BAD TOUCH! BAD TOUCH!

 

[MongyPleb]

This is the most fun we've had with Phil in a very long time. I hope he doxxes himself again soon.

 

[Anime-Chan]

So he has a flip phone in 2016?

 

[chimpburgers]

So he has a flip phone in 2016?

The dude lives in a car so I'm gonna guess it's one of those "Obamaphones."

 

[bearycool]

So he has a flip phone in 2016?

Well he sure is FLIPPING out

 

[CrazyRandomZyn]

Wyświetl załącznik 89010

Who in the shit is Mr. S. Leather?! Another fucking persona he made up?
Gross.

 

[CatParty]

Who in the shit is Mr. S. Leather?! Another fucking persona he made up?
Gross.

www.mr-s-leather.com/

 

[CrazyRandomZyn]

www.mr-s-leather.com/

Thanks so much.

 

[Null]

everyone left on his list is either a sock or horrifying degenerate though, so the point is moot

I'm pretty sure they all have him on Mute.

 

[Psycho]

Who in the shit is Mr. S. Leather?! Another fucking persona he made up?
Gross.

It's a leather store for gay men.

Because Phil is a gay man. A gay white man.

 

[KatsuKitty]

Another place your tax dollars go to.

 

[CrazyRandomZyn]

Thanks for informing me lol. Inb4 he rages at me for not using pronouns correctly

 

[GetShrekt]

The dude lives in a car so I'm gonna guess it's one of those "Obamaphones."

I thought he was living in a storage unit? Still, his phone number was visible on the documents for the name/gender change so I'm guessing that some ween thought it would be hilarious to bombard Phil's phone.

Which it was, once the rest of the Kiwi family joined in.

 

[polonium]

Phil has the neatest handwriting of many a lolcow I've seen so far

 

[nvrwastetree]

teehee

Jesus Chris he needs to learn how to write a coherent sentence.