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- 25 Lut 2015
I thought Phil had an iPhone that he bought with his autismbux and took screenshots with
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- 20 Gru 2014
So what he's telling us is he stuck a flip phone up his ass? Sounds like we're winning in that shituation.
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- 27 Sty 2014
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- 22 Sie 2014
Dat vicious cycle.
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- 20 Gru 2014
Generally I'm on the look don't touch side of things but we're getting a reaction from him and its obviously bothering him so i'm into it.
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- 27 Sty 2014
That's true. It was kinda like with @chimpburgers in the Richard Jones/Leslie Eclaire thread---first I was like "I dunno, you guys, this seems a bit much," but the results were so hilarious that I couldn't complain. So I think I can dig it.
Shit. I had a plan for trolling him, but after reading that, I'm rethinking things. I don't want to have anything to do with Phil's sexual excitement.
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- 25 Gru 2015
Phil, you don't have a clit. You're a man. A few phone vibes against your ballsack won't do shit and you know it. Also,
What was that again? Aroused, you say? Uh-huh. We get it.
What was that again? Aroused, you say? Uh-huh. We get it.
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- 10 Lut 2015
Phil has a raging damn near half-incher right now.
So what is Phil taking pictures of his phone with?
Does he have another phone that he can no longer afford to use?
So what is Phil taking pictures of his phone with?
Does he have another phone that he can no longer afford to use?
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- 16 Gru 2015
You seem to think he's actually doing it, instead of sitting there quivering with bounces and squeaks of "t-that'll show those damn dirty Kiwis" between bites of dumpster cheese.
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- 30 Lis 2014
Battle tablet bro
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- 20 Paź 2014
obviously we cannot condone weeenery but as a good christian man this seems like an appropriate moment to remind you all of your apostolic duty to bring light to the darkness of sodom.
happily http://www.textnow.com/ offers a free texting service and our brethren at http://www.godhatesfags.com/sermons/outlines/ have lots of sermons you can share.
semper fi christian soldiers, pastor faggot sends his regards to your moms.
completely unrelated but the complete works of shakespeare can be found in .txt here http://www.gutenberg.org/cache/epub/100/pg100.html interestingly it would take like 10 hours to comethrough if some cad sent it via text. imagine that?
happily http://www.textnow.com/ offers a free texting service and our brethren at http://www.godhatesfags.com/sermons/outlines/ have lots of sermons you can share.
semper fi christian soldiers, pastor faggot sends his regards to your moms.
completely unrelated but the complete works of shakespeare can be found in .txt here http://www.gutenberg.org/cache/epub/100/pg100.html interestingly it would take like 10 hours to comethrough if some cad sent it via text. imagine that?
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- 15 Lut 2015
Ew.
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- 3 Lut 2013
So Phil is alluding to shoving his phone up his ass. I mean, he obviously isn't because we would of heard about some old ginger root being knocked free but I'm just trying to figure out how that isn't more insulting to him than anyone else.
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