Phil Forum Access

[Unidentified UFO Object]

requesting asscess

 

[lurk_moar]

I'm still waiting for my access approval. I know kiwifarms is a large forum, and because many posters already said what I was going to say. It's pointless to add something that was already said. I'm an active user on a small forum. I work full time, so I read kiwifarms when I can.

 

[John Q. Pube]

But... But this is why I JOINED the Farms. Don't go breaking my heart.

 

[breadandcircuses]

I would like access to Phil's thread so I know what they're all about, please.

 

[Crass_and_Champ]

I loved the daily doses of Phil Phuckery, but understand why you might want to keep him under wraps. I'd like access if it isn't too much to ask.

 

[Yhwach]

Could I have access? Would be much appreciated... I miss Mr. Potato Head.

 

[Hot Like Bea]

Requesting access, please. Been following that antics of the overly salty potato for a while, can't stop now.

 

[RK 091]

May I have access please? I need to see more fascinatingly awful tattoos.

 

[bottomfeeder]

access please.

 

[An Ghost]

Let's make selfies a requirement for joining
I would love another one of these

 

[MMX]

In the interests of a more progressive and understanding forum im offering a one time only deal for former friends of phil and his enemies.
Im sure you have a story to tell and now we have a forum free from phils prying eyes why not tell it.
PM for instructions on how to apply (theres a test so weens need not apply).
I know your out there lurking and i know who a couple of you are

 

[Underthere]

I'm just a common lurker from SA who came for Chris and stayed for Phil. I'm not much of a poster or a rater, but apparently my life is empty enough to beg for access to a forum on the internet.

 

[DumbCWCQuote]

Long time lurker who thought I could lurk in peace without seeing what shockingly bad lies Phil'd come up with. I was wrong and now humbly request access to see how far down the rabbit hole this'll go.

 

[assWipe]

Ten pages of people asking if they can join in on laughing at Phil. he should feel so proud of himself.

 

[Superfly Johnson]

Phil access please?

 

[Lurkette]

I am displeased that my work towards my Philanthropy degree was cut short, while I was only just beginning. Please allow me access to my thesis material, I already took out a loan.

 

[Ophelia]

I'm experiencing Phil milk withdrawals

 

[SakuraRose]

I only lurk and never post, but losing access to the Phil stuff feels like losing a sticky, potato-y friend.

 

[Mr._Blonde]

Am I cool yet? Can have my Phil access please? I'm fiending here!

 

[stop_doing_THIS]

Can i have access I came for Leighanna Rose Walsh but became fascinated with Phil/Chris

Please?