Phil changes his name... again

[Gagamaru]

Getting a bit ahead of myself I know, but I really wonder what his name will be in the next half-decade.

Ahuvinder Chandresh Poppadom, oppressed bangladeshi trans-hijra living homeless on the streets of baton rouge

 

[Peace and Harmony]

Wait, so every-time he changes name it's a deadname? Is he trying to set a record by deadnaming the Spanish dictionary or something?

One name change for each time he punched his mother in the face.

 

[Pizza The Hutt]

Jesus, name change, tattoos...and yet he is still homeless and doesn't seem to have any plans to fix that.

Priorities.

 

[TheMonkeyMan]

Changing names is like changing ugly tranny boots for Phil.

But not changing his underwear, because he never changes that and smells like shit.

He said in his OKCupid profile that he doesn't wear underwear.

 

[MrsFrizzle]

Note that Hooves didn't say where the "Araujo" came from. Hooves should be ashamed of stealing a true and honest trans latina murder victim's last name.

 

[DavidFerrie]

He'll always be Philthy to me.

 

[Twrx]

That's a funny way of saying "Phil".

 

[Chan the Wizard]

Whatever, Phil.

I love how he tags his entire friends list every time he posts something. And even then everyone not named Kinnay ignores it.

 

[Hmmpf!]

Whatever you say Derpy Huves, you'll always be Phil to us.

Id prefer "Ahuviya Deborah"

Source: http://babynames.net/girl/hebrew?page=10

 

[OBAMATRON]

So he's not a jew anymore?

 

[Positron]

 

[Trombonista]

Come to think of it, in the old thread I suggested he change his name, and one of the suggestions was "Rosa Anarchy Araujo." Since he's constantly viewing the forum, did he get the idea for his new middle name from my post?

If so, I still think he should have gone with Phillip Haskins-Delici.

 

[BDR529]

Ah, beaten to it

Worth noting it was on his Tumblr too, 0 'notes' & 'reblogs' ofc, because no-one cares.

 

[creamyfanta]

...then what do all the tattoos mean? This is a man obsessed with being anything that he is not. Bike rider, woman, hispánic.[/QUOTE ]
Edit: wtf dont know whats up with the quotes here, sorry guys!

 

[Seahorses]

What's Spanish for "specialest snowflake"?

Phil.

 

[drtoboggan]

Being a dickgirl isn't enough. He must have a stupid name as well.

 

[LU 961]

What's Spanish for "specialest snowflake"?

Unfortunately there's no specific translation in Spanish for that (narcisista or creído could apply here, though) Just as well, because Phil is nothing special.

 

[4Macie]

Anyone that's been around Phil for a while will see this is obviously him just changing his name to fit the fad he's in right now.

This is exactly how it was with his Harel name change. He was really into Jewish things back in the day if IRC and that all he needed.

Now he's Latin and bam, needs a name change.

I like how he says he's "trying to claim lantidad" ... Why would you want to claim the father who constantly abused you and touched you sexually Phil?

 

[Adamska]

I like how Phil kept the Jewish first name like an idiot when trying to rationalize away the second half of his fakey jewish name. I like how his choice in names are worst than the ones a stripper comes up with. Good thing I only know him as Phillip Haskins-Delici.

 

[RepQuest]

sounds like a fake name of a tryhard cheap whore

>implying ahuviya is NOT a tryhard cheap whore