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My brother-in-christ, it’s literally a joke in a video game.

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He also posted sexualized art of minors despite previously whining of “pedojacketing” so. lol.
 
Another thing to contribute, someone I got introduced to by a non-kiwi friend

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there's so much here on this blog I don't even have the time to go through it all

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I've been following her for a minute and she claims she was forced to live off grid by her father from some time around the early 2000s until 2013. She says it was because her father thought TV was corrupting her and her family, and in part because she would quote lines from the show. She goes crazy over people who call camping off-grid because in her mind off-grid living is totally secluded from the outside world.

She used to interact with other family guy kin accounts - most of them probably made to bait her - but these days she is usually posting non-sequiturs, bitching about the haters, or posting about "shifting" into the family guy world. She says she has memories of being Lois and experiences her life when she shifts, but also says that certain things in family guy aren't canon because she doesn't like them. She also remembers being Marge Simpson, apparently.

This blog actually has a bit of a following but most of them are either ironic fans or people who are humoring her because she dindu nuffin. I would say a minority take her seriously. If she is larping she is very devoted and good at it.
 
I've been following her for a minute and she claims she was forced to live off grid by her father from some time around the early 2000s until 2013. She says it was because her father thought TV was corrupting her and her family, and in part because she would quote lines from the show. She goes crazy over people who call camping off-grid because in her mind off-grid living is totally secluded from the outside world.

She used to interact with other family guy kin accounts - most of them probably made to bait her - but these days she is usually posting non-sequiturs, bitching about the haters, or posting about "shifting" into the family guy world. She says she has memories of being Lois and experiences her life when she shifts, but also says that certain things in family guy aren't canon because she doesn't like them. She also remembers being Marge Simpson, apparently.

This blog actually has a bit of a following but most of them are either ironic fans or people who are humoring her because she dindu nuffin. I would say a minority take her seriously. If she is larping she is very devoted and good at it.
More info on this cow.
She dumped her "lore." (Archive)
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idk but there's
griffingalactic which isn't a lot but he is so Obsessed brimstone with keaton from fire emblem
bioswear, make peak content but that's all
worse of all alexisrhaine, horrorcow be warned
 
"i-suggest-forcefem" / "suggestrogen." i can't find their current blog though, as they have been terminated/deactivated, however, there appears to be a dozen copycat blogs promoting the same revolting fetish. yes, this is a trans-identified male with agp, who blatantly fetishises transitioning and would reply to other tumblr users with "jokes" promoting male-to-female transition. plenty of their behaviour obnoxious, but tumblr will be tumblr, and speaking out against them was dismissed as "transmisogyny," totally ignoring the depraved nature of their fetish and attacking anyone who called him out. when "i-suggest-forcefem" was terminated by tumblr staff, a fully tranny war broke out, with trans-identified males and females alike accusing each other of made-up trans bigotries.

in late 2025, suggestrogen went on an utterly psychotic rant about paedophila, claiming that he knows other trans-identified male paedophiles, loves them, and that not all paedophiles are child molesters. important: the current owner of the tumblr url "suggestrogen" is NOT the original paedophile troon, but someone entirely unrelated who snagged the url to expose the original "suggestrogen." of course, this user is tangentially related, in some way, to everyone's favourite tranny zoophile patricia taxxon, shock to no one. i recall thesituation (login required to view blog, even with archive, and i'm too retarded to figure out anything else) posting about him and calling him out. she claims to be anti-terf, despite much of her content being blatantly radically feminist, but tumblr users will instantly have your platform revoked if you're openly radfem, evem if "trans-inclusionary."

if you want to have your brain raped further by troon garbage, tumblr still allows you to scroll through the #suggestrogen and #isuggestforcefem tags. it's way harder to shittalk this user without the original blog, and i was unable to find an archive, however the copycat blogs are pretty entertaining in their own revolting way. i recall reading the archived post linked above and feeling physically nauseous over this freak's paedophilic rhetoric.
 
"i-suggest-forcefem" / "suggestrogen." i can't find their current blog though, as they have been terminated/deactivated, however, there appears to be a dozen copycat blogs promoting the same revolting fetish. yes, this is a trans-identified male with agp, who blatantly fetishises transitioning and would reply to other tumblr users with "jokes" promoting male-to-female transition. plenty of their behaviour obnoxious, but tumblr will be tumblr, and speaking out against them was dismissed as "transmisogyny," totally ignoring the depraved nature of their fetish and attacking anyone who called him out. when "i-suggest-forcefem" was terminated by tumblr staff, a fully tranny war broke out, with trans-identified males and females alike accusing each other of made-up trans bigotries.
We talked about them in Autumn's Thread, you might find some luck over there.
 
V1als is getting to be one for me. Back in the day, he used to post some pretty excellent creepypasta, accounts of the paranomal shit that apparently followed him around at all hours of every single day (he swore up and down he was attacked by a mountain demon), and urban exploration stuff. He dropped off the map for a while, came back, and started posting about the fabulous, prestigious, highly confidential job he'd somehow managed to land despite being in his early 20s and recently homeless. Very humble braggy stuff, pictures of expensive London dinners and whatnot. Now he mostly offers self-help advice, pictures of himself drinking wine, and lots of squawking about "decadence and aesthetic!!!"

Basically, he's either a chronic liar or the most interesting human being in the world. He's not lolcow material yet, just kind of obnoxious, but I feel like someday he's going to do something ala Sixpenceee and it's going to be funny.

This homo actually remembers your post 8 years later:

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It doesn't really matter if he casually lied or not, though, since I've written funnier things about him in the SCP thread (since this fella was a relatively prominent early SCP writer):


 
I put this in the random tumblr thread but it might be better here:
Retard or larper loiswasadevil has reported that she “could hear someone watching Family Guy and [she] wonder what Episode” and posted a picture through a window or door screen:


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If you’re unfamiliar, “Lois” is a “kinner” who claims to be Lois Griffin and additionally that Lois has a Devil’s Heart which can unlock when she’s angry enough about something. She also says she was raised in some remote place because her father thought cartoons were evil. If you want more lore she’s got stories on her blog.
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I put this in the random tumblr thread but it might be better here:

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It's like discovering a living example of a species that you thought was extinct. It's like when scientists discovered a living coelacanth.

Which is a great segue to this:
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Not really a lolcow or anything, it's just funny to me that the one early 2010s style FuckYeah(thing) blog still active is dedicated to a species of fish that kept on existing long past the point where everyone assumed the entire genus had gone extinct.
 
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