penis dick

[Napoleon Bonerfart]

can penis dick ever defeat his arch nemesis, asshole butt?

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

@Baby Yoda thoughts?

 

[Santa Fe Swag]

 

[JethroTullamore]

The only way for penis-Dick to defeat ass-butt is for penis-Dick to get swole, get hard, and get good…..than he can sneak up on asshole-butt and take him from behind.

 

[Edelgard von Hresvelg]

Penis-Dick anally eviscerates Ass-butt with a Thousand-Penis-Dick-Prick zero to death combo. Wow!

 

[20 Mule Team Lorax]

It's an everlasting game, and it never cease to exist. Only the players change.

 

[Ultrapenguin]

Looking at this matchup it looks like asshole butt could probably win a war of attrition, since poor attempts by penis dick will increase his chances of a urinary tract infection.

But if penis dick can get in there unlubricated he can do a lot of damage to asshole butt and potentially cause wounds that will lead to sepsis.

So basically penis dick is going to have to get aggressive on offense if he hopes to come out on top.

Back to you, John.

 

[Mr. Bung]

Like the pussy type the asshole type is also weak against the dick type, so I'd say yes. However, the dick type is weak against the hand type so be careful if asshole butt is allied with a Rosie Palm or Mr. Handsy.

 

[Cats]

is it gay if you live in Butteholle, Germany?

 

[PUTIN MAKES ME HORNY]

is it gay if you live in Butteholle, Germany?

What about Fucking, Austria?

 

[catcult_empress]

What about Fucking, Austria?

HEIL!

 

[Baby Yoda]

Penis dick cant defeat asshole butt IF AND ONLY IF asshole butt shows shithole. Otherwise, its always defeat for asshole butt if shithole isnt shown.