🔥 Zoosadist Pamperchu - Microwaved Diapers, Pedophilia, Zoosadism, and Meth

[Saney]

^^^^
yeah....... Anyone else want to join the little subspecies Im creating? Its called Homo Conditaneuscucumis and is typified by an above average preoccupation with lolcows and utter despair over the existance of pamperscu

Oooh, I do! I do!

 

[Enig]

Ah, the sperg condition. Monkeys fight over fruit, lions hunt down gazelles for dinner, squirrels run about for tree nuts, and humans sell each others' feces and urine contaminated garments for a living.

What a wonderful world.

 

[bradsternum]

DIsgusting though he is, I'm 99% certain he does not sell used diapers on the internet. I can't imagine the post office/FedEx allowing that.

 

[Snorlaxative]

DIsgusting though he is, I'm 99% certain he does not sell used diapers on the internet. I can't imagine the post office/FedEx allowing that.

Fun Fact: Fecal matter (from any species) is not considered a banned substance and is mailable via USPS.

 

[Bob's Fries]

DIsgusting though he is, I'm 99% certain he does not sell used diapers on the internet. I can't imagine the post office/FedEx allowing that.

Fun Fact: Fecal matter (from any species) is not considered a banned substance and is mailable via USPS.

...I'm actually shocked it's not.

Though I could see why. Since usually no one bothered to mail... literal shit.

 

[bradsternum]

But... that... what?

What the fuck, USPS?

 

[LM 697]

Reminds me of this one episode from some HBO show (Six Feet Under? I don't remember) where this elderly couple gets dozens of baskets and hats in the mail and they're all full of shit.

 

[KatsuKitty]

And yet you can't send wine through the mail. Go figure.

 

[The Hunter]

And yet you can't send wine through the mail. Go figure.

Coat the wine in shit. It'll go through.

 

[Bugaboo]

But... that... what?

What the fuck, USPS?

I'm not sure they have a huge problem with people trying to smuggle (literal) shit through the post.

 

[cypocryphy]

pamperchu may have ruined all microwaves for me.

 

[Bugaboo]

How is Pamperchu allowed around children, I don't think he's a pedophile (at least I hope not holy shit) but parents have gotta see a grown man playing in a park wearing overalls and acting like a child and they've gotta be creeped out.

 

[Enig]

How is Pamperchu allowed around children, I don't think he's a pedophile (at least I hope not holy shit) but parents have gotta see a grown man playing in a park wearing overalls and acting like a child and they've gotta be creeped out.

Okay, that's it. Time to check the database of registered sex offenders.

 

[KatsuKitty]

I love how all of his videos start the same. "Hello everyone! This is Pamperchyeeeu". He does that annoying thing some people do where his "u"s become "yew"s. UGH

 

[OR 345]

Normally I'd laugh at the reactions to Compy's link, but, from what I'm reading, I can only pity them.

 

[bathsalts4breakfast]

Eww... Pamperchu. I can smell the used diapers being microwaved from here...

 

[Tim Buckley]

Well that was less weird then I expected.
YOU GUYS

YOU AIN'T SEEN NOTHING YET

How are you still sane?

revengeofphil, my fellow sickfuck, they just don't understand yet.

 

[JimReynolds]

I'm surprised no one mentioned this. According to some thing he said on Reddit, he considers himself asexual and he hates sex. Which is weird because I was very certain he was gay.

 

[bradsternum]

If he only hooks up with male "daddies" than he's gay.

 

[Fialovy]

either that or they are the only ones who would take him in.