OSRS / Old School Runescape - Medieval Cookie Clicker

[Gottahavemysips]

Try Melvor Idle. Numbers go up, bars go left & right, dopamine is secreted. Only takes 5-10 minutes of your day.

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Jagex publishes Melvor as well now, so don't pay into it, otherwise they'll probably somehow add troons to this game as well.

 

[Philipp Amthor]

What I will never get: Troons are people Born with gender xy or xx, but want be accepted as gender xx or xy. So why the fuck don't you take your desired gender in a game and roleplay as that and you can be happy, then opposite to reality, in a game you are actually a dude or a chick, and everybody sees you as this. I will never get this.

 

[Shiba Inu Strike Force]

bro I just wanna grow pineapples and chop wood without engaging with sexuality in any way.

Pineapples are a common indication for swingers and lumberjacking has the obvious Monty Python trans skit connection. Have u considered that you might be a sexually deviant trans?

 

[Preacher ✝]

Over the years, I've seen this with many, many things that I hold fond memories of. At a certain point, I've found it's best to just cut my losses once things have reached the point of unrecognizability. Let the memories exist as memories instead of trying to maintain that connection.

Just ask my mother.

"Humans who lose the ability to think become creatures whose existance has no value."

 

[SomeSpook]

I never played Runescape, I tried to get into it but I just didn't really care about it. But I can imagine the pure, unadulterated contempt you must feel for these limey "people" for basically taking a shit all over something you enjoyed. Never stop hating these people, because they will always hate you.

 

[HadToMake4Features]

I ironically was trying to make a post on Reddit asking for recruitment boards in game to show pronouns but the mods declined my post btw the Osrs Subreddit is the worst fucking thing that happened to the game it’s a loud minority clusterfuck of some the dumbest NPC esque players

Let’s also not forget that Jagex can’t ever run a DMM (deadman mode) tournament without there ever NOT being interference by the same group of people for the umpteenth time.

Or how the poll system actually used to be good when the mod team at OSRS was smaller and not this clusterfuck of what I can only assume are DEI faggot hires, you used to vote on a poll and with in 2 weeks everything in the game would be implemented, now? You vote and maybe a quarter to a half of it gets released in a 2 month time period and the rest in some limbo of unknown release date.

Anytime there’s alphabet related updates it’s always unpolled and forced, the fact they might make misgendering bannable might finally be the day I break and stop playing a game I’ve poured hours on hours into.

(Also never pat the frog event, give those frog lips a big smooch)

Sorry for the OSRS sperg rant, the game is getting shittier and shittier with each non update, I pray sailing breaks this fucking game.

 

[Charles Vincent Crumb]

I'm starting to believe that there is an effort to completely retrofit nostalgic media to fit the official narrative, if you cared about anything, it will be remade and turned gay soon if it hasn't already.

 

[Looseleaf Paper]

What I will never get: Troons are people Born with gender xy or xx, but want be accepted as gender xx or xy. So why the fuck don't you take your desired gender in a game and roleplay as that and you can be happy, then opposite to reality, in a game you are actually a dude or a chick, and everybody sees you as this. I will never get this.

Rookie mistake, most trans don't actually want to be the other gender, they just want to be trans to feel special, or it gets them all hot and bothered thinking about it and how uncomfortable it makes other people.

 

[HadToMake4Features]

Is there not a quest where your character has to be female, or magically change sex, so that they can kill a boss that "no man can defeat"? How do they work that one out when changing your character's sex is so super dysphoria inducing?
Edit: late and transsexual

They recently changed this to reflect with teh timez

 

[SomeSpook]

I'm starting to believe that there is an effort to completely retrofit nostalgic media to fit into the official narrative, if you cared about anything, it will be remade and turned gay soon if it hasn't already.

If you enjoy something nostalgic, be sure to guard it closely. Because the trannies will be glad to take it from you.

 

[Vi0l3t]

Guess I'm glad I quit when I did, played around 2004 to about 2008. Started it again a few years back but haven't been on in like 3 years. I hate tranny shit.

 

[John Shedletsky]

All they had to do was just run an old game, and they just can't help themselves.

 

[Haramburger]

Pineapples are a common indication for swingers and lumberjacking has the obvious Monty Python trans skit connection. Have u considered that you might be a sexually deviant trans?

Say that to my face in Edgeville fucker and not in Lumby and see what happens! Go ahead and bring your friends, I may go home missing some cooked lobbys but you'll go home without an inventory.

 

[Meat Target]

What I will never get: Troons are people Born with gender xy or xx, but want be accepted as gender xx or xy. So why the fuck don't you take your desired gender in a game and roleplay as that and you can be happy, then opposite to reality, in a game you are actually a dude or a chick, and everybody sees you as this. I will never get this.

Like I said, they see being "trans" as an end identity unto itself. "Gender-affirming" is just their emotional blackmail; "cut off my dick and call me Asuka Sparkles, or the rest of my body gets it!"

Troons wouldn't be controversial if they acted like otherwise normal people and didn't foist their Cluster B attention-whoring on everyone else.

 

[Preacher ✝]

I'm starting to believe that there is an effort to completely retrofit nostalgic media to fit into the official narrative, if you cared about anything, it will be remade and turned gay soon if it hasn't already.

Good thing the best piece of media ever made is immune to such chicanery.



EDIT: I forgot most people don't recognize this as specifically a Douay-Rheims Bible. The Douay-Rhiems is significant as the first mass produced Catholic Bible in English. It predates the Protestant KJV Bible and has, IMO, a better take on the old English prose that KJV is known for.

 

[Captain Manning]

JaGeX: Oldschool RuneScape is RuneScape just like you remember!
Player: I don't remember any of this gay shit.
JaGex: Shit up, bigot! *Banned*

 

[Jex]

When did mod Ash become such a faggot? He used to be the silent workhorse with an autistic streak, sipping on his earl grey from his travel mug. He got scammed by Woox because he was such a pushover. Is he just bending to the pressure or does he have a horse in the game that I don’t know about? Is he gay?

 

[thx1138]

Good thing the best piece of media ever made is immune to such chicanery.

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You haven't been to an Episcopalian or Methodist church in the last 5 years have you.

 

[K!w!Fartz]

Sucks that this happened to a game you've sunk so much time into.
I think the best option here is just for everyone to boycott the game until it either fixes the problem or dies.
(((GO OUTSIDE)))

 

[Irregardless]

In case you don't know, Runescape died a while ago. This is Runescape's second chance. When they pushed the game into the new RS3 engine, added MTX, then the Combat Evolved update, the game just flatlined. They got desperate and decided to do an event where they rebooted the game, exactly as it was in 2007. Fresh start, clean slate, everyone gets to play like they're a kid again.

I believe OSRS came out in 2012-2013 and is now older than RS2 was at the time of OSRS being released

This is the level of specificity that exists in these polls. Every single change, pre-announced, discussed, polled, then implemented only with a huge majority.

Guess what change wasn't polled? All the fag shit. Because the OSRS players don't want fag shit. They don't want fag capes, they don't want fag pronouns, they don't want Body Type A/B, they don't want 15 year old quests changed so you don't have to marry a prince or princess opposite your gender.

Not everything has been polled. I remember watching a podcast a while back where Jagex has pulled shit like this in the past for "The health of the game". That being said it's never been something this fucking retarded.

This should be expected though. Jagex was bought out by some Chinese company years ago (Tencent I believe?), and while they've been able to mitigate a lot of the damage to OSRS by deflecting shit to RS3, it was only a matter of time until this was a thing.

Let's be real, there was never any hope that they wouldn't become pozzed as fuck. They're a game developer in the UK working on what is effectively a retro game. That kind of environment was bound to be a breeding ground for troons, cucks, and all other forms of obnoxious globo-homo degeneracy. Hell, y'all remember when they conspired with the fucking FBI to arrest and convict Josh Pillult over making a school shooter joke?

Everyone is vulnerable to the axis of new world order evil, but if I'm being real RS-bro's, we never stood a chance.