🧊 IP2 ONLYuseMEBLADE / Brian Risso - Serial Groper, Diabetic Alcoholic, ex call of duty content creator

[LetMeSleepDude]

Notice he always has this tea

 

[AnOminous]

Notice he always has this tea

It's pretty good tea actually.

 

[techn9ne]

did anyone get the VOD? legendary stream

 

[HansKlokBier]

 

[Fuck It We'll Do It Live]

Pressed by the cheesecake police

2:43

 

[Dip Can]

Only caught the tail end of the stream, here's some of the highlights from the last hour. He's pretty lit in this one.
Blade stops at a gas station to take a pee break, leaves his phone at the pumps outside and has some friendly encounters.

4:34

Blade gets back in his Lyft and informs the driver why black people are bad customers. "If you tip the tab the service gon' be goood."

1:30

Blade gets home and meets his favorite person outside. Someone's grandma has a front seat to the content it seems.

1:14

Here's Blade's take on the Jaeger bomb. Usually I like more Redbull than Jaeger in my drinks, but I guess this works too. He kept screaming about his buddy Marcel, who didn't want to hang out. I wonder why?

0:53

This one's just random screaming and rambling.

2:25

We finally have insight into what Blade means when he says nigger!

0:32

Finally he goes home, but before that he has to wake up Momma Blade to let him in. She's pretty sick of his drunken antics and wants him to turn off stream.

4:45

Spoiler: Bonus niggers

0:08

0:06

0:05

0:06

0:09

 

[Agares]

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Speaking of fishtank, someone (not me I am a poorfag who would never EVER spend money on a TTS) asked Jet about blade.

Dudes really gotta figure it out a lil bit

“Jet Neptune? That dood’s a fruitcake!”

That was a productive Lit Romney stream. He got to go out, do some fire sales, get pressed by security and figure it out. Mama Blade didn’t even kick him out this time. I turned it off and went to bed right around the time Blade was shouting n words in front of the apartments.

 

[unaboomer]

Source: https://youtube.com/watch?v=gK1U_DY6jPo

1:17:24

I could only grab the first stream. The second one is age restricted and Google wants my dox to verify.

 

[sharp lint]

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All this TTS gaslighting about it being staged is Fishtank tier.

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Actor stream snipers that he gave "jager" to. Fake as fuuuuuck, dood.
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Fake Jager on the set stage sidewalk.
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Blade is now pretending to be Lit Romney and shouting slurs in the back of an Uber Lyft that's cool with TTS and Lit Romney. Tip the tab, ayo!
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Brother. The man binge drinks the second he's awake during benders, drive cars absolutely drunk out of his gorge, wears fake vampire teeth because his teeth have all fallen out, has lost all of his toes on one foot, and the stump he's walking on is still infected because he won't stop drinking.

I promise you, he's not faking shots. Drinking is literally the only thing he looks forward to. People can't actually believe he's faking shot at this point?

 

[Agares]

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Brother. The man binge drinks the second he's awake during benders, drive cars absolutely drunk out of his gorge, has lost all of his toes on one foot, and the stump he's walking on is still infected because he won't stop drinking.

I promise you, he's not faking shots.

Do I really have to autistically explain the joke and sarcasm, dood?

 

[Ken Barlow]

Allegedly, Apparently. "Jake Strickland" Is unscuffed nephew hence how pally Peggy/Brian is with her/him.

Brian [with a Y] when he stopped screaming for "MARCELL" told us Jacob sleeps on a mattress and 14th May hype.

This is from the youtube chat and his drunken rambling.

I should die in a housefire for not archiving and for the reddit phone spacing.

We should all figure it out and tip the tab. Nigger.

BONUS NIGGERS

 

[LetMeSleepDude]

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Brother. The man binge drinks the second he's awake during benders, drive cars absolutely drunk out of his gorge, wears fake vampire teeth because his teeth have all fallen out, has lost all of his toes on one foot, and the stump he's walking on is still infected because he won't stop drinking.

I promise you, he's not faking shots. Drinking is literally the only thing he looks forward to. People can't actually believe he's faking shot at this point?

Oh dude he definitely drink for real 100% BUT on occasion it is seeming like he's drinking and not getting drunk at all and faking for. For example his last 2 streams..Yesterday it seemed like his first bottle was a refilled bottle maybe there was a bit of actual jaeger in it and he filled it up the rest of the way, then the 2nd bottle was 100% real there's no faking how drunk he was during the end of that stream. Then you have the previous stream where he was walking around seattle after some ball game? It seemed like he was faking being drunk the whole time. I've watched enough Blade to tell the difference between real drunk and putting on a act. Before the last two streams I never doubted his drunkness...

Now let me fucking sleep DOOD

 

[Ser Patrick of Akron]

Oh dude he definitely drink for real 100% BUT on occasion it is seeming like he's drinking and not getting drunk at all and faking for. For example his last 2 streams..Yesterday it seemed like his first bottle was a refilled bottle maybe there was a bit of actual jaeger in it and he filled it up the rest of the way, then the 2nd bottle was 100% real there's no faking how drunk he was during the end of that stream. Then you have the previous stream where he was walking around seattle after some ball game? It seemed like he was faking being drunk the whole time. I've watched enough Blade to tell the difference between real drunk and putting on a act. Before the last two streams I never doubted his drunkness...

Now let me fucking sleep DOOD

I think ever since Mama-Blade threatened to throw him out for the 90th time, he probably realized if he fakes it, he can get a reaction while also being able to stay at his bang-pad without going homeless or being forced into Andy's torture vehicle.

 

[Agares]

Blade is easily amused by AI edits.

Why join a troll Discord then, person? Wigger almost pulled a Wingsofredemption there.

 

[Shon&Saunders666420]

Blade couldn't help himself, he had to enter the lion's den for a bit pimp.

 

[Capgras Delusion]

Blade couldn't help himself, he had to enter the lion's den for a bit pimp.

Sometimes a pimp (pronounced: pee-yump) gets lonely, ya know?

 

[Agares]

Sometimes a pimp (pronounced: pee-yump) gets lonely, ya know?

Plus it’s nice when a content creator takes the times out of his busy schedule to talk to the high IQ friendly community he’s cultivated over the years.

 

[Capgras Delusion]

Plus it’s nice when a content creator takes the times out of his busy schedule to talk to the high IQ friendly community he’s cultivated over the years.

It would be incredibly funny if he joined thinking that it'd be a group of actual fans going on about how litty and awesome he is only to find out that they were all clowning on him.

 

[Slipstream]

It would be incredibly funny if he joined thinking that it'd be a group of actual fans going on about how litty and awesome he is only to find out that they were all clowning on him.

I have never really been a fan, but am not a hater as I don't hate anyone (I'm too selfish and it's a waste of energy) . I watch because I find him inspirational - I'm six months sober and he's done more for me than AA ever did.

 

[Capgras Delusion]

I have never really been a fan, but am not a hater as I don't hate anyone (I'm too selfish and it's a waste of energy) . I watch because I find him inspirational - I'm six months sober and he's done more for me than AA ever did.

I watch just because I like to laugh at trainwrecks. I don't think he has any actual fans at this point. It's not like he's actually interesting outside of drinking. He's like Josh Block. Nobody watched Josh Block when he was drinking because they thought he was cool or interesting, they watched him so they could watch some freak get trashed and scream "nigger" at strangers. Now that Josh is sober? Nobody watches his shitty tiktoks (if he even bothers to upload).

Congrats on the sobriety, by the way.