🧊 IP2 ONLYuseMEBLADE / Brian Risso - Serial Groper, Diabetic Alcoholic, ex call of duty content creator

[carrionFly]

Conditioning yourself over decades to be able to crush Jäger hangovers at 43 years old is something that not even 1% of humanity can aspire to. I'm awesome, dude.

 

[Crypt Kicker]

Yeah cause I'll be surprised if he makes it to the new year but at the same time lolcow's like him seem to have some circle of protection over them that makes them immortal

They said the same about Cobes.
Gonna take a shot of NOT Jager for cobes, TMDWU

 

[Begemot]

I drank jager like....3 times in my life. And they were all in my early, early years of college when everyone's a dipshit. Saying "jager bombs!!" made us seem so cool.

It really is the shittiest liquor to ingest on a daily basis. You're already destroying your body as the years drag on - why throw copious amounts of sugar into the equation as well?


He can be the next piss christ, but with jager.


ftfy

Also, it can't be cheap in comparison to something like bottom shelf vodka. And yeah, as a drink itself it sounds like Brian's typical arrested development, stuck in his early twenties.

 

[Orkeosaurus]

Im pretty sure the reason he only drinks jager is because it was the party drink of the 2000s and it makes him feel 21 again.

But yeah his claim that hes had the most jager of any human being is spurious. I could see some anonymous german alcoholic beating his record.

 

[ExtendedSatay]

SMUG

 

[RollingRock2]

Saw this posted in the random pic thread

 

[Agares]

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SMUG

"Popping" meaning he falls asleep after he goes full Lit Romney. I bet he won't even splash piss on the wall like the green screen streams in the good old days.

 

[RollingRock2]

After the last 2 Friday streams I'm not going to bother tuning in until someone posts some content

 

[Capgras Delusion]

Saw this posted in the random pic thread
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Made me lol. But the Jager cans are too big, they'd need to be shot-sized cans to match his drinks.

 

[Agares]

Blade is live and he said him and his mom are "in between houses" right now.

 

[ecrockedboston]

Gayest stream ever right now

 

[RollingRock2]

Open thread, click stream, he's not even using the green screen. Paypigs are dented paying for this nontent you would get more entertainment giving a bottle to a hobo

 

[ecrockedboston]

Oh no, who's knocking?! Lolol

 

[Jerri_Blank69]

Oh no, who's knocking?! Lolol

hopefully a welfare check and we can get more police cam footage

 

[QuarteringLotY26]

i think its gotta be jake the knocker did the little dun dun dun dun dun, dun dun jingle.

 

[Agares]

Riveting content tonight, persons.

 

[habsabs]

Completely passed out, 1/2 of a 1750ml Jager bottle down.

 

[RollingRock2]

i think its gotta be jake the knocker did the little dun dun dun dun dun, dun dun jingle.

It's called shave and a hair cut. The two knocks at the end are supposed to be a knock in response.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shave_and_a_Haircut

 

[Capgras Delusion]

i think its gotta be jake the knocker did the little dun dun dun dun dun, dun dun jingle.

It almost for sure was Jake (or Cryler, since Jake's apparently back home, but I'm really doubting that from the little bit I watched of stream), but just so anyone reading this thread knows: cops do the "shave and a haircut" knock to catch people off guard or appear less threatening. Regarding Blade, cops would've gained access by now though. Whoever knocked had to have been the same person who was blowing his phone up the whole time. Knocks stopped, calls stopped.

I don't know how the fuck this retard passed out on the way to smoking a cigarette. I've been "Blade drunk" and still autopiloted to a smoking area an immeasurable amount of times.

 

[Mr. Bubba]

This stream is VERY unbecoming.

Completely passed out, 1/2 of a 1750ml Jager bottle down.

In less than 90 minutes. That is fucking ABSURD! AYOOO