One Wish

[Lapsus of the bepsus]

i want @Cats back and for whatever caused him to leave us to be fixed permanently

dont mind me, just correcting this doomed fucking timeline. i dont want money or bitches or whatever. thats not how you use these powers.

 

[Haunted Dishwasher]

I wish for a gallon of milk and pack of cigarettes so your father can finally return from the gas station.

 

[Binary-Tyrant]

One wish? The ability to travel to any fictional universe.
Then I'll travel to some shitty teen fanfic's wish fulfillment realm where I can get more wishes and I'll just farm more of them.

 

[teriyakiburns]

I'd wish every KF poster a million dollars.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

The ability to raise the dead. If that's too much, then eternal youth or at least a billion dollars.

 

[Squanto Airi]

i want @Cats back and for whatever caused him to leave us to be fixed permanently

dont mind me, just correcting this doomed fucking timeline. i dont want money or bitches or whatever. thats not how you use these powers.

Pretty much this. This would be my wish.