Surgery official vote on why phil calls off (fake) surgery - post votes/theories for tomorrow

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excuse?

  • stalkers stopped it

    Głosy: 34 27,2%

  • kengle line of protesters

    Głosy: 10 8,0%

  • fake terrorist threats to hospital

    Głosy: 19 15,2%

  • medical issue (great for donation begging)

    Głosy: 41 32,8%

  • wild card (fake dad threat, toren broke up with him depite them not being a couple)

    Głosy: 21 16,8%
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My bet: He blames Kiwi's for threats against the doctors, so they suddenly feel the need to magically not go through with it.

Then he'll make a long post about it, panhandling for handouts.
 
Past this point, it's too hard to prove his lies. Pics or it didn't happen.
 
I've only found out about Mr. Delici-Haskins relatively recently. Does he ever bring up his past phases like the stretch of weeb cosplaying, or his obsessions with varying dominant males? How fast could he memory-hole this?

Quickly burn through some inane acting out scenarios within the space of a week, and then this whole role-playing session simply never happened. Perhaps followed by a virtuous return to signalling the Rat King. Maybe with volunteer work at Trans-shelters or something.

With this sordid failure immediately behind him, he can get back to being a follower of the Rat King, rather than trying vault to the top of the pile with some S.R.S. cosplay.
 
Haunter powiedział(a):
I've only found out about Mr. Delici-Haskins relatively recently. Does he ever bring up his past phases like the stretch of weeb cosplaying, or his obsessions with varying dominant males? How fast could he memory-hole this?

Quickly burn through some inane acting out scenarios within the space of a week, and then this whole role-playing session simply never happened. Perhaps followed by a virtuous return to signalling the Rat King. Maybe with volunteer work at Trans-shelters or something.

With this sordid failure immediately behind him, he can get back to being a follower of the Rat King, rather than trying vault to the top of the pile with some S.R.S. cosplay.
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He referenced them recently (several monthes) and said he regretted it and anime now gives him ptsd... I think it was proven he still watches anime though. Phil is a tool who doesn't have any real personality, he just attaches himself to identities and then goes full bore.
 
Probably something related to the blood testing, I'll guess. Maybe he'll claim that the blood test turned up with some new disease/affliction that he didn't know he had, like Hepatitis C or hemophilia. I mean, I recall him claiming to have Celiac disease around the time of the supposed orchiectomy, and he never followed up on it, but that serves as a pretty good indication of what his attitude is toward his health. I've also seen him claim to have fibromyalgia that is exacerbated by rainfall and an eating disorder not specified (EDNOS), so he definitely has a hardcore tendency towards hypochondria. As Bhad Bhabie would say, he is one gigantic fibro bitch. :ruse:
 
Phil is a master at doing shit that doesn't matter. He actively works against his own interests. Think of how long it takes him to draw his little cartoons, autist maps, and homosurgery calendar. With that kind of hustle, he could easily be working as a stock boy or some other retail job and be supporting himself without begging for cash.

But autists gotta autism and he's stupid.
 
Even though it's not happening (isn't he supposed to be "dropped off" to surgical intake tonight around 11:00 pm), I going to say Phil goes to the hospital he's claiming is chopping his tiny Spud off (the doctor's will probably laugh their asses off if he is going through with it) his balls off, take a selfie, post it to facebook. Two hours later, hell post another selfie, this time in a hospital bed. The real way we will know if it's fake, is if he isn't sitting in the ICU after his surgery attached to IV lines, medication lines, as well as having a intubation tube still jammed down his throat with a respirator attached, as well as looking like complete shit out of surgery (if you've never had a surgery or watched one, people tend to look like they have been through a multiple car pileup right after surgery). His excuse?? "My body is so strong, the doctor's didn't need to hook me up to IV lines, nor use a breathing tube", or "the doctor's removed my IV and breathing tube when I got out of surgery and I didn't need to go to ICU to recover because I was already up". We know he's.going to pull some dumb shit tomorrow or later on tonight to "prove" to us this is happening. I cannot wait.
 
I don’t think Phil is going to make up some excuse to why it was canceled, I think he’s going to ride this lie for all he can. He’s going to claim to be a true, dickless wonder next week. He’s ridden the lie this far and long, why let a little thing like no surgery get in his way now?
 
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"the doctor's removed my IV and breathing tube when I got out of surgery and I didn't need to go to ICU to recover because I was already up".
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By the time he begins to wake up, he will have been extubated. The breathing tube doesn't stay in very long after the procedure is over. Then he'll go to the post-anesthesia care unit to recover for a few hours, and finally to one of the surgical inpatient units. He will definitely have an IV (possibly 2) line and surgical drains in the wound.
 
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