Official Election 2020 Doomsday Thread

[Jimjamflimflam]

I guess Milwaukee has the highest voter turnout in the world, surpassing Belgium

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Milwaukee confirmed as the most patriotic state.

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The new HangingChads.

For fuck sake. We have a major election every 4 years with election every 2 years. How do they not jave a standard procedure in place for shit like ballot pens.

I want to say malicious but incompetent is just as likely.

 

[MrJokerRager]

OANN on the state of things this morning:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=U4c5dYDD9xw

Trump is super fucked isn't he. I just listed to the first 10 seconds of what she said and was like IMFAO internally. Didn't watch the rest.

Arizona and Nevada better deliver is basically and Trump tries to fight for a recount in Wisconsin, Michigan and possibly PA if that gets rigged out also. That is the only path he can take sadly.

 

[Leibowitz]

Dems retaining the House is looking increasingly untenable and unlikely:

https://twitter.com/TSBigMoney/status/1324028990882041857

"Grim shit in House races: GOP needs to flip 21 seats to regain the majority. They've flipped 7 so far, Dems flipped 2, so net 5. They need 16 more. GOPers lead comfortably in every "Expected GOP seat" In 27 Tossups, Dems only lead in 3 In 36 "Expected Dem" GOPers lead in 10"

Even if Biden just barely manages to squeak by then I'm pretty sure that for at least two years he'll be accomplishing fuck-all.

The best alternative to my preferred candidates winning everything is complete deadlock where Congress, the President, and the Supreme Court stymie any significant national change.

 

[Billy "the Bot" Bobson]

Milwaukee confirmed as the most patriotic state.


For fuck sake. We have a major election every 4 years with election every 2 years. How do they not jave a standard procedure in place for shit like ballot pens.

I want to say malicious but incompetent is just as likely.

Malice is just abuse of incompetence.

 

[Brahma]

I do feel for those guys that put thousands of dollars into betting on this election.

Maybe Tucker joins the alternative media. I can kind of see him with his own little show on either InfoWars or the PagerU platforms.

I think he'd be a better fit on with bannon personally

 

[AnOminous]

SHITCOCK! SHITCOCK! SHITCOCK!

 

[Purple Pepsi]

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FU Canda

Only way I'm okay with this is if all the Canadian soldiers have blackface as a form of war paint.

 

[HOMO FOR LIFE]

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What military lol.

 

[Without A Gout]

this nation will survive a Biden presidency just fine, but boy will it be a gay fucking four years. A party that has become anti free speech and for every policy that hurts actual working americans. But hey, at least we'll get universal healthcare once they destroy the economy.

With the asterisk that the universal health care is universally useless to all Americans. Exorbitant copays for low-grade care. Equality!

 

[Anonymous Dimwit]

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So a bunch of horse-fucking mounties babbling 'eh?' are going to help against America's massive military? That frog never stops being a national embarrassment.

 

[Special Agent Punchy]

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The new HangingChads.

 

[Duke Nukem]

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Nice to see Mister Blackface is weighing in on the situation. Also, remember Canada is not a real country.

We really should have finished the job in 1812.

 

[AnOminous]

Also notice Kiwi Farms predictions made Nate Silver a fucking clown?

 

[DapperShark]

I do feel for those guys that put thousands of dollars into betting on this election.

Some britbongistani bet £5,000,000 on Trump.

 

[Curt Sibling]

Is @Null going to use this chaos and take his rightful place as POTUS?

 

[Chris_Stuckmann]

If I was Nate Silver and I somehow found my way to this thread, I would upload a video to Twitter of me jerking off to fanart of Netanyahu ramming drumpo in the ass. You know as a head cow move

And somehow it would still be the most heterosexual thing he's done in the last six months.

 

[Feline Supremacist]

Hannity’s a fucking Qtard too.
“TRUMP’S ENEMIES WILL BE PROSECUTED ANY DAY NOW! ANY DAY NOW... any day now...”

There’s so much across the globe to talk about, but Hannity chooses to be the Bagdad Bob of democrat scandals.

He sounds like a used car salesman.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Hannity’s a fucking Qtard too.
“TRUMP’S ENEMIES WILL BE PROSECUTED ANY DAY NOW! ANY DAY NOW... any day now...”

There’s so much across the globe to talk about, but Hannity chooses to be the Bagdad Bob of democrat scandals.

I am still waiting for Tucker to release his super sekrit documents

 

[paint huffing shaman]

https://twitter.com/i/status/1323979767851483137

how the fuck do i download this video of joe?

 

[The Bovinian Derivative]

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I have two agents nearby ready to terminate him (in Minecraft) if the need arises.