Official Election 2020 Doomsday Thread

[Animewasamistake]

Are we going to actually see a American Caesar in our lifetime? i am so happy

 

[Grandpa Simpson]

Can't think of Requiem For A Dram without hearing

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ASS-TO-ASS

Also an appropriate theme for this thread.

 

[Rupin]

It's hilarious seeing the people here fall into the cult mentality as a result of Trump saying something ergo it's a fact and you've truly won. You're desperate, and I can see through your thin ruse.
Biden did the same, yet I am too humble to make such ridiculous assertions before the results truly come in. I understand that these processes take time, I make no inane assertions and respect the democratic process well scheming republicans attempt to suppress voting rights.

You all can blow your loads and act cocky, but you will wake up to an emotional hangover when you see your very dreams crushed beneath the obese blubber of your dollar store "El Capitan", Donald J Trump. Keep believing every word he says, but you'll never be able to depend on yourself when you rely on a central figure as part of your ideology. Stand for yourself and trust no politicians, even if they proclaim to be "outsiders".
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TDS is a bitch, ain’t it? Have fun with your puppet if he does get in office, cuz we all know for damn sure he won’t be the one calling the shots.

 

[HeyYou]

Arizona's called, apparently.

 

[NIA-DOA 2.0]

Looks like we're gonna get MAGA salt instead, it's over for Trump and his supporters.

How so? Trump has won Ohio and Florida. Historically, those two states were always needed to win the election.

 

[Borax Bozo]

https://twitter.com/Ztn0555/status/1323883696571645952

Twitter shows me JP trends, so here's a hentai artist shitposting about the true winner of the american system by state

 

[Sekirodiealot]

Massive cope on Fox news. They all sound scared. They just uttered the words "civil war"

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What cope

 

[Captain Ahab]

The way they've called states has been really weird. Biden was trailing in Virginia all night long and they had him marked as winning it based on their prediction of how the northern areas would vote, meanwhile Florida and Texas were firmly in control of Trump and they wouldn't call them until the count was almost done. There's a definite bias going on where the media are far more eager to call a state for Biden than they are Trump.

Youd think the media would be praying for a Trump victory, seeing as it’s the only thing keeping their news rags afloat.

 

[Andrew Neiman]

It's hilarious seeing the people here fall into the cult mentality as a result of Biden saying something ergo it's a fact and you've truly won. You're desperate, and I can see through your thin ruse.
Biden did the same, yet I am too humble to make such ridiculous assertions before the results truly come in. I understand that these processes take time, I make no inane assertions and respect the democratic process well scheming democrats attempt to suppress voting rights.

You all can blow your loads and act cocky, but you will wake up to an emotional hangover when you see your very dreams crushed beneath the senile skeleton of your dollar store "El Capitan", Joseph R Biden. Keep believing every word he says, but you'll never be able to depend on yourself when you rely on a central figure as part of your ideology. Stand for yourself and trust no politicians, even if they proclaim to be "outsiders".
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You changed "Trump" to "Biden" in the first paragraph, but forgot to change "Biden" to "Trump" in the second paragraph.

Also, this turnaround doesn't work because Biden doesn't have a personality cult (to say the least).

 

[The best and greatest]

Are we going to actually see a American Caesar in our lifetime? i am so happy

Except it'll be an American Ceaser, who's adopted a transsexual Augustina to one day take his place when the congress knifes him with ballpoint pens

 

[Jacking With Cook]

This was predicted. SAY IT WITH ME

 

[Pontiff Sulyvahn]

Terfs on suicide watch.
Trump 2020 bitches.

 

[Psychic Espeon]

As I expected, we're heading into Sudden Death.

 

[Hotel in Minsk]

None of this should be surprising. Plenty called that votes would get dragged out and plenty more called it ending in the courts. How long do they have to get votes counted?

Different states vary. I saw somewhere that Michigan has a deadline of sometime later this week, while I don't think PA even has a deadline.

 

[PS1gamenwatch]

DU30 shall be our emperor then. Biden would sit out and let Kamala Harris be president.

 

[draggs]

I guess beau biden isnt going to break his deep cover as a secret service agent and arrest blunfph tonight

Fuck it

 

[PurpleEater]

The left is now predicting a "coup"

 

[MightyBiteySnake]

So we're apparently just going to keep michigan, wisconsin and georgia, states where trump has over 100k lead and the states he needs to win, voting forever huh?

Twitter keeps telling me that there are "millions of votes" to still be counted. Fucking where?

 

[ForgedBlades]

What stream are you guys watching?

 

[Childe]

Tumblr is a dumpster fire right now, go down any political tag for posts similar to this. It’s pretty funny.