Official Election 2020 Doomsday Thread

[Pope Negro Joe the XIIIth]

Oh fuck weapons are fucking hot.

 

[ForgedBlades]

Oh shit, gloves off. Based.

 

[The High Prophet of Truth]

I’m getting that same surreal “is this really happening?” feeling I had in 2016.

In what way?

 

[Rando453634567]

"We did win the election"

There it is boys

 

[HumanHive]

Alea iacta est.

 

[Secret Messages]

"As far as I'm concerned, we already have won"

based

 

[Happy Fish]

Four more years!

 

[Nobunaga]

Trump: "We're goin' to court."

Was there ever any doubt?

Both trump and biden should sue the states that STILL havent announced the results.
How fucking incompetent can you be jesus

 

[SBG]

So what's happened with this statement:

Trump coming out talking of how they won Ohio, Texas (by 700k votes), Georgia, North Carolina, Arizona has a lot of life in it, and so on.

But "most importantly that we're winning Pennsylvania by a tremendous" amount.
"We're winning Michigan"
"We're winning Wisconsin"
(Feels like he carried on a bit with all this)
Trump commenting on how Dems would take them to court.

That they won Ohio 8.4%(?).

Goes on to mention how everything just stopped and that frankly they did win this election. States that they'll be going to SCOTUS to state how the election should be finished so they don't just suddenly start finding new ballots at 4 AM.

Pence comes out.

Says something about how great it is people have voted and that votes are still being counted. Didn't even catch tail end of his statement as his time was so short.

 

[The High Prophet of Truth]

Mikey Pence on the stage now.

 

[Without A Gout]

I'm still waiting for the millions of random ballots that conveniently voted for Biden in the next few days.

 

[Bunny Tracks]

Frankly, I don't think either side should be declaring victory until one of them actually gets to 270 points.

 

[Epsteindidnothingwrong]

Orange Man REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

 

[WinchesterPremium]

Oh fuck weapons are fucking hot.

Yeah we need more girls to carry them

 

[PonPonPataPon]

God I love Electric Pence

 

[All Cops Are Based]

Alea iacta est.

We don't speak Mexican in America.

 

[DocHoliday1977]

Did they find the guy that sabotaged the water pipe in Fulton county? They have suspects.

 

[Puerto Pollo]

What if someone steals your phone and uses your banking apps to empty your bank account? It’s almost as if we could create some kind of ID-based authentication system. Nah, I guess that’s too hard. You’re right. Even though the entire world, including banking, managed to tame the internet, voting is totally different and we should stick to stone tablets and mail pigeons.

1,000,000 votes for Nigerian millionaire

 

[ditto]

Pence is going to make a terrific prez in 4 years

 

[theshep]

Frankly, I don't think either side should be declaring victory until one of them actually gets to 270 points.

That would mean waiting for postal votes to be counted, which the Trump campaign does not want to happen.