Official Election 2020 Doomsday Thread

[ForgedBlades]

I'm nervous, lads.

 

[The Cum Consumer]

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[ScatmansWorld]

Here’s how McCain still wins:

 

[tamago]

God I want Trump to win so badly so I can go to class on campus tomorrow and revel in the sadness like a political lich.

 

[judge claude frollo]

I'm so tired but I want to stay up and watch this

 

[Eris!]

I hope there's a civil war so we can kill Idahoans again.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

A bit off topic, but that Majora's Mask moon in the upper right corner really captures the mood of this thread.

 

[ditto]

Meanwhile the president gets censored

 

[mai minakami]

UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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[AnOminous]

I hope there's a civil war so we can kill Idahoans again.

We need to murder all Idahoans and take their fucking potatoes. Goddamn I love potatoes.

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

Alright, this is fucking ridiculous.
I'm going to bed.
Good night everybody, I hope you all get some enjoyment out of the outcome.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

So just looking at it with my ape brain, calling it for Trump with EXACTLY 270.

 

[PumpkinSpiceBitchMeringue]

What the fuck is going on now?

 

[Bland Crumbs]

I just cannot wait for PA to come up with 800k votes. That will be an amazing trick.

 

[jackwire]

AZ remains my biggest surprise. I guess Maricopa/Tucson has finally grown enough to outweigh the rest of teh state. Razorfist's inevitable spergout is sure to be entertaining.

He's so reassuring too. I unironically believe all the shit he says even though I know I should be more skeptical

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

Honestly, I don't think this Hitler guy has a chance. He is didn't even make it into art school.

 

[Slap47]

California voted against affirmative action.

 

[The Demon Pimp of Razgriz]

This just in, Fox News has finally called Montana for Trump. Only Alaska, Nevada and the Swing States are left. The Democrats have passed Republicans in House seats for the first time tonight (165 to 160).

 

[Crabbo]

We need to murder all Idahoans and take their fucking potatoes. Goddamn I love potatoes.

And with use of potato guns, we can have an infinite source of ammunition.

 

[Aidan]

I wouldn't mind losing if it didn't look like massive fuckery.

A large part of me finds it hilariously amusing that all of a sudden the DNC cares about mail in voting and absentee ballots. Used to be, they took all the military absentee ballots and threw them in the fucking garbage.

But NOW they care.

The more things change, the more they stay the same.

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They still don't care about the military vote, though they will incidentally mention those votes when arguing for extending deadlines because then if you disagree you hate vets. It's the same shit they do with "Jesus was a commy" bullshit.