Official Election 2020 Doomsday Thread

[Old Man Mario]

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Don't forget to vote, kids (even though you can't vote, let alone use Twitter); granted, Nickelodeon did do election stuff back in the day (1, 2, 3) but that was more of an educational effort to inform kids about the than this cheap attempt to manipulate the children's parents adult-children on Twitter into voting for the media-friendly candidate "with their conscience."

I found some stuff more stuff related to the election, albeit furry stuff:

Spoiler: Some Furry Degeneracy In Here

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https://archive.vn/RTBXs
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https://twitter.com/MagnumDongus/status/1323668906507071488

https://twitter.com/MagnumDongus/status/1323685895095029760

https://twitter.com/MagnumDongus/status/1323680352083214336

https://twitter.com/MagnumDongus/status/1323689980485492736

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https://twitter.com/MagnumDongus/status/1323373313943502848
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https://twitter.com/PleasureForge/status/1323761754413948930

Also, never meet your heroes cause something, something, political retardation, ahoy....
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I thought Hellboy was dead and in Hell.
How can he vote?
Why does he need a mask?

 

[Titos]

I'm giving the Cuban and Brazilian(huehuehuehue) minorities in Florida points for making the libs seethe

They deserve points for that but the spics deserve points mainly for Milos

 

[Kheapathic]

Why does this Fox News talking head make it seem like Trump winning WI and MI would be a bad thing?

No matter the spin, all media (outside of maybe a few individuals) is liberal.

 

[Sithis]

Why does this Fox News talking head make it seem like Trump winning WI and MI would be a bad thing?

Because Fox has largely deserted Trump now that he has a love affair going on with OANN

 

[Big Bad Wart]

Just found this. The cope is bad.
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>2020
> Still mentioning GamerGate
Why do people on both sides still hold on too this inconsequential " movement" that will most likely be forgotten. I swear I lose a year off my lifespan every time I hear it mentioned .

 

[Big Lenny]

Holy shit, ballot counters literally going to sleep in Philly

wtf is this shit

 

[Horizontal Horror]

Why does this Fox News talking head make it seem like Trump winning WI and MI would be a bad thing?

Because they are subhuman scum.

 

[IamnottheNSA]

Holy shit, ballot counters literally going to sleep in Philly

wtf is this shit

Clearly they need more dopamine

 

[Epsteindidnothingwrong]

ALL ROADS LEAD BACK TO GAMERGATE

Just found this. The cope is bad.
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[The High Prophet of Truth]

>2020
> Still mentioning GamerGate
Why do people on both sides still hold on too this inconsequential " movement" that will most likely be forgotten. I swear I lose a year off my lifespan every time I hear it mentioned .

Because that was the first major blowback and event against the Left and SJW's.

 

[MirrorNoir]

I thought Hellboy was dead and in Hell.
How can he vote?
Why does he need a mask?

Because Mignola and his friends were caught red handed REPEATEDLY protecting a sexual predator friend of theirs at Dark Horse Comics, who's luck finally ran out and Dark Horse finally fired him. So he has to be super-fucking woke or else he'll be canceled for protecting and enabling a sexual predator.

 

[Salubrious]

Holy shit, ballot counters literally going to sleep in Philly

wtf is this shit

Nothing else is going to be decided tonight. You might as well go to bed unless you want to see the Senate/House elections. Which I do, but I can wait until tomorrow.

 

[The High Prophet of Truth]

TEXAS IS NOW TRUMPS BABY MAGA MAGA

 

[Toma]

lol

 

[fat ugly sped]

alright here's some nightmare fuel for y'all in case you are somehow able to sleep:

The election results in a 269-269 electoral college tie or some disputed result that gets kicked to congress to resolve. Congress does this by:

A) having a vote by state delegation in the House for who won the presidential election. This is going to be deadlocked, nobody will wind up with 26 states (trust me on this, it's a pain in the ass to figure out)
B) voting in the senate for who won the vice-presidential election, with the sitting VP unable to break ties for this question alone. So if we wind up with a 50-50 tie, this could also fail to generate a winner.
C) If all else fails, on January 20th the sitting President and VP are gone, and we wind up with the Speaker of the House as acting President. That's Nancy Pelosi.

Shit's going to be absolutely wild in the streets in December & January if it looks like this scenario has even a chance of actually happening. So like, yeah. Good luck and stay safe everyone. Regardless of what happens tonight, I'm happy as long as this ain't it.

 

[Childe]

TEXAS IS NOW TRUMPS BABY MAGA MAGA

Texas being red is surprising to you?

 

[Unheard Bird]

If Biden wins, we will all get to self-ID as whatever gender we want! Autismgender here I come.

 

[Alter Ego]

Just found this. The cope is bad.
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I'm guessing this is in reference to the "Bannon's playbook" conspiracy theory that says Breitbart's Steve Bannon purposefully engineered Gamergate as a Trump 2016 electoral strategy trial run.

 

[Screw Danlon]

"Fascist cunt ass piece of shit". This boy is angry!

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I thought Biden was the one with the cracked out son?

 

[Inventor of the Telephone]

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https://twitter.com/lingerlikeakiss/status/1323838793426743296 (https://archive.vn/Rs8Mr)
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https://twitter.com/lingerlikeakiss/status/1323839030178410496 (https://archive.vn/JRMDe)
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https://twitter.com/lingerlikeakiss/status/1323839795957649409 (https://archive.vn/wjbud)

This bitch said all of that shit above and then posts this:
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https://twitter.com/lingerlikeakiss/status/1323840620058701824 (https://archive.vn/QJcP6)

She is what happens when you've had a Twitter account since you were 11yo and have made over 82,000 tweets.
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Many Taylor-swift-avatared accounts claiming to be teenage girls flipping out tonight. This is why we need to bring back arranged marriages and foot-binding.