Official Election 2020 Doomsday Thread

[Cubanodun]

Jajajajajaja NC is so based now

 

[Epsteindidnothingwrong]

Trump is closing the gap in Pennsylvania. I believe, I have a feeling, its going to happen now. Its coming home.

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ONLY 20% OF THE FUCKING VOTE, FAGGOT. PHILADELPHIA IS GONNA FUCK MY GAY STATE LIKE I PREDICTED.

 

[A Logging Company]

Virginia's .gov site has a 90%+ reporting with Don up 17%.

>NC looks like its going to Biden by a thin margin
>VA not only goes red, but is an absolute blowout
>Plurality of Hispanics vote Republican in FL
>RI is still largely Trump
>Texas is actually a nail bitter

WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING?

 

[Kulee Baba]

I'm ready for anything.

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>MacFag

 

[Wingnut]

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Jeb wants to annex Canada?

Fuck, is it too late to change my vote?

 

[Synesthesia]

Burn the triangle down for fucks sake

At least Durham and Orange County

 

[Shart Fractile]

I'm watching a lot of election coverage and all this polling data and nobody's including the elite Kiwi Farms poll...

 

[God of Nothing]

The same thing happened when people saw a caravan of older generation Vietnamese Americans for Trump rolling by in my city. Liberal minds couldn't wrap their minds around why.

b-but we're your saviors

 

[HumanHive]

Jajajajajaja NC is so based now

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I for one welcome our new shitposting overlords.

 

[dreamworks face]

My Bookie AG gives Trump -280 odds. https://mybookie.ag/sportsbook/presidential-elections/

While I was watching it went to -400. Now it's -700.

That means right now you have to bet 700 bucks to win 100 if Trump wins.

Trump victory incoming.

 

[Super-Chevy454]

PENNSYLVANIA IS NOW LEANING RED. MOTHER OF A FUCK.

I hope it's not too soon to play this song.

 

[DeadFish]

Ohio looks to be climbing steadily ahead for Trump now that we're at 75% reporting, expected but nice to have some assurance. Virginia is fucking bizarre though, would be hilarious is Trump barely took it but I wouldn't be so sure, especially with mail-in bullshit towards the last minutes.

Virginia is home of the CIA and other spook stuff

 

[Dom Cruise]

Trump won Kansas.

CARRY ON MY WAYWARD SOOOOOON! THERE'LL BE PEACE WHEN YOU ARE DOOOOONE!

Don't you cry no more...

*sweet guitar solo*

 

[Eris!]

I don't even really give a shit about trump (WINNING) I just hope my absolute queen Jo Rae Perkins can legalize logging and keep heroin illegal.
Jeff Merkley can eat a dick and we're coming for you next time, Rob Wyden.

Vote downballot retards.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Knew I kept this gif for 4 years for some reason.
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This is the power of Big Data and analytics, huh?

That looks less like a pepe and more like the lizard dude from that lust penis comic

 

[MrJokerRager]

Arizona about to come up soon. Utah is leaning red. New Mexico is still up in the air along with New Hampshire.

 

[Michael_Jordan_Peterson]

Betting odds show trump a -333 favorite or higher as of about right now

 

[PantsFreeZone]

Trump is pulling 45% of blacks in North Carolina. Wow.

 

[Back me up!]

Why is Virginia blue when Trump's in the lead there?

Early votes won't be added until 11 pm in VA. They will hit as a single brick to turn the whole state blue.

 

[HumanHive]

I hope it's not too soon to play this song.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=3GwjfUFyY6M

Chickens, counting, etc etc.