Official Election 2020 Doomsday Thread

[Reverend]

I'm gonna coom

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And that's the clearest case of when people say "Every Vote Counts" because it fucking literally does.

 

[Kheapathic]

And Nevada.

And washington.
Essentially, don't expect anything other than houston turning California.

Nevada was fucked up before LA and SB started dumping their people there. All those casino housekeepers and their husbands get to vote.

But yes, CO, WA, TX, NV, and now AZ as well as UT. Didn't know till I started looking into moving; but SLC is getting a lot of LA trash.

 

[Smolrolls]

beers beers beers.

gas gas gas.

 

[Sped Xing]

Texas is blue since they're counting cities first, the rural areas might be red.
The reverse is true for VA which is probably why they called it for blue.
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"Might" be, he say

 

[BruhSheep]

Former Floridian here, can confirm the Cubans would rather suck a Castro's dong before voting a democrat (read: communist).

 

[axfaxf]

thats it, guys, the pressure got to me and the fake lame stream media won

just kidding, watched FL flip red. bookie account go brrrrrrr

 

[Freedom Fries]

A White girl is having a meltdown in front of the White House already.
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Dude, you cut out the based Black in a Trump shirt doing pushups to prove he's immune to Covid going ham on her calling her a crackhead

 

[Wabbu]

Remember in 2016 when the anti-Trump people got very mad at 3rd party voters?

 

[Smug Chuckler]

The moon is about to crash on Florida, bois. Doomsday is inminent and someone is gonna cry! Let's fucking go!!

Florida Man is gonna crash into the moon.

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Updated Google Map
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Joe Biden up by 30 points?

I don’t call myself a statistician, but something seems off on this one.

Why does Trump have 2% percentage points that are higher than Joe’s?

 

[verissimus]

So how much liberal fuckery been going on?

You'll know once the glass starts shattering and cars start mysteriously burning in the streets.

 

[Inventor of the Telephone]

Joe Rogan show without Alex Jones is not worth it. With no one to correct them misinformation is flowing unhindered.

 

[Salubrious]

NTD has already called Florida for Trump, but I'm not buying it. It's saying 10.2 million votes have been tallied already. That's 800K more than 2016, and it is way too early in the day for that.

 

[Dan Abrams]

If Alex Jones doesn't show up drunk halfway through this Joe Rogan livestream then Joe is a massive sellout cuck.

 

[awoo]

I voted today in PA. It was a very calm affair. They had all paper ballots, no voting machines. People were smiling and generally cheerful. As if none of the election internet screaming actually mattered

 

[WinchesterPremium]

I think this thread is going to be 90% idiots who don't understand how calling the election in a state works thinking they're clever.

 

[MrJokerRager]

Goddamit when is crowder going to show up. Here are other based streams.

 

[Penis Drager]

someone explain to me what the hell is happening in virginia? how do these results make sense? is it a bug on the site or something?
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As was said a million times already: Virginia is anticipated to go blue based on historical precedent. Trump is "leading" on paper but it's unlikely to last long.

 

[Pissmaster]