Official Election 2020 Doomsday Thread

[Samson Pumpkin Jr.]

I made a post earlier this week proudly claiming that Floridian Hispanics would win Florida for Trump, I'm starting to believe that I'm wrong. But who knows, Biden is only ONE POINT ahead of Trump with 80% reporting

 

[Fliddaroonie]

Few bottles of Kozel dark.

Old Rosie cider. turkish coffee for the raging hangover i'll have in t'morning.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

The worst part about people voting early is that the so called “blue” states are usually going to turn purple, with a chance that there’s a silent version of red than there is blue.

 

[76LD910]

Google's saying Biden won Virginia with 8% counted and Trump ahead.


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The fuck?

On election night 2016 Virginia was leaning red and then close for a ridiculously long time but ended up a solid blue victory. If I recall correctly those numbers are about what it was early last time and it ended up being 5% in favor of Clinton.

 

[draggs]

Trump doing better with hispanics and blacks than last time

Biden doing better with old white people but not as much as Trump is doing with not whites

 

[Bunny Tracks]

Maybe I'm late on this, but whats everyones drink of choice for this trainwreck?

Jägerbombs, and rum and cokes.

 

[Cryogonal]

Hahaha they actually called virginia for biden when trump is in the lead by 17%

 

[The Cum Consumer]

I'm not american, how can they say Biden won in Vermont when only 10% of the ballots have been counted there?

Stats, mostly. 10% is still 1000s upon 1000s of votes, which is enough degrees of freedom to make an accurate prediction.

 

[Rack Of CDs]

I'm just happy to be here with you all while this moon comes crashing down.

 

[Null]

I'm not american, how can they say Biden won in Vermont when only 10% of the ballots have been counted there?

Because it always does. They don't even call DC, they just give it as presumed.

 

[Vic Viper T301]

Maybe I'm late on this, but whats everyones drink of choice for this trainwreck?

Nursing a Jameson neat.

 

[HumanHive]

PENNSYLVANIA CALLED FOR BIDEN
IT'S OVER
THAT IS IT

 

[Mr._Blonde]

! Why does the moon have a rapey rape smile?

 

[GoGoNoJo]

I made a post earlier this week proudly claiming that Floridian Hispanics would win Florida for Trump, I'm starting to believe that I'm wrong. But who knows, Biden is only ONE POINT ahead of Trump with 80% reporting

The map I'm looking at puts him at 0.6%

 

[ConsoleWarVet]

Yeah Orange Man carries Florida. Nate Silver on suicide watch.
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What's really weird about this is virginia. It's currently at 60% Trump but being counted as Biden. Was marked blue ~45 minutes ago when it was 70% Trump.

Edit: nevermind I'm retarded, I assumed they were red but looks like they've been like the last few elections.

 

[Synthetic Smug]

Do you think a moon that big would create giant werewolves?

 

[Vining]

Maybe I'm late on this, but whats everyones drink of choice for this trainwreck?

A strawberry Margarita, again....

 

[WinchesterPremium]

How about all the down ballot votes? Who wants to talk about that instead of the boring old executive branch

 

[HumanHive]

! Why does the moon have a rapey rape smile?

He's just happy to be here.

 

[💗Freddie Freaker💗]

This girl has been having meltdowns all day it seems.

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