Official Election 2020 Doomsday Thread

[47agents]

biden is going to win

I really dont want him to but I dont see Trump winning.

 

[AmHole]

Whatever happens today, it's been an honor and a privilege shitposting in the election threads with you all. Godspeed kiwis for today we eat and drink like men.

 

[Giga Sperg]

W-WAIT A SECOND; THE MOON IS GETTING BIGGER??? I just noticed that shit. LMAO

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

Can confirm with several members of my family.
They can't list a single thing they agree with in terms of the Democratic platform they're voting for. I don't think they've even looked into it.
Every response to inquiries shortly turns into, "Well...Republicans had their chance" and "the Dictator in Chief" which has been spoon fed into them since 2016.

I hate that propaganda works.

 

[Freedom Fries]

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I assumed that was a kid, but nope. So a 50+ ex-con tranny. Perfect.

you don't have to be mixed to be called "mah nigga." I'm 100% hyperborian, and I've been called it by a few Black friends from time to time. It also 100% does not grant you the "pass." Typical redditors who fail tremendously to parse social interactions.

edit: whoops misread 50+ in a "le 50%" context

 

[ulsterscotsman]

W-WAIT A SECOND; THE MOON IS GETTING BIGGER??? I just noticed that shit. LMAO

Yeah gives me 2016 farms nostalgia.

 

[Wingnut]

Being registered as a non-affiliated voter (because I'm not some vote red/blue or no matter who fag) makes it that much more satisfying to vote against the people who constantly talk about how people in my voter group overwhelmingly support them.

I'm hoping to watch a meltdown tonight of biblical proportions as Trump wins Florida and Pennsylvania. The cope we're already seeing is a tasty appetizer, but give me the damn steak already!

 

[ScatmansWorld]

This is not a high quality post but every time I forget about the Majora moon and come back here it low key startles me a little bit at how much bigger it is lol. Kudos, a very clever effect. I hope it expands to take up the whole page and we can all die at last.

Just a reminder that the moon in the top right is NOT the Majora moon. It's Legally Distinct Non-specific Angry Face Moon! You don't want the Farms to get a cease and desist by big daddy Nintendo now do you?

 

[The Sauce Boss]

"And so it begins."

"No. Now it ends."

No matter what happens, may the salt pour freely, may the cope be heard across the oceans, and may the seethe be visible from low earth orbit.

 

[Trying Too Hard]

Just a reminder that the moon in the top right is NOT the Majora moon. It's Legally Distinct Non-specific Angry Face Moon! You don't want the Farms to get a cease and desist by big daddy Nintendo now do you?

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Why, that's none other than Joshua Moon himself!

 

[Chiri]

What election coverage is everyone going to watch?

There was nothing more satisfying then the 2016 Colbert special when Florida was called for Trump. The attitude and atmosphere in thst studio changed and no more fun and games.

Wish i could find a clip of it.

Here ya go.

This was one of my favorite clips from that night so I was able to find it pretty easily.

 

[TV's Adam West]

Last election I voted Jill Stein because I wanted to make an honest change and stand up for my ideals.

Today I voted for Trump to stand up for ny ideals and trigger the libs. Sure we won't stop using nuclear energy under him, but I mean this as a green party voter.

Fuck. Biden.

 

[Bluemoon]

Looks like Miami-Dade is expecting 200k+ turnout. They already have 88k as of 2pm. That would be an 80%+ turnout rate with early vote counts. I'm gonna guess Broward will probably follow suit. Imagine if Biden somehow takes florida from this.

 

[Cpl. Long Dong Silver]

"And so it begins."

"No. Now it ends."

No matter what happens, may the salt pour freely, may the cope be heard across the oceans, and may the seethe be visible from low earth orbit.

Or as I hear it: Noo nowie tends

 

[Rafal Gan Ganowicz]

Whatever happens today, it's been an honor and a privilege shitposting in the election threads with you all. Godspeed kiwis for today we eat and drink like men.

I'm drunk already.although that's really not out of the ordinary this time of day

 

[FAQnews Correspondent]

133,111 more Florida Republicans have voted than Florida Democrats. This includes mail-in, in-person early, and election day voting.

 

[Hard Toothbrush]

Why, that's none other than Joshua Moon himself!

It's Jim.

 

[Inventor of the Telephone]

They keep saying Trump is bad. If you ask them why, they have absolutely nothing to say

What I get when I probe why is "he lies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" or "hes a rapist!". I ask what lies and they pull up their phone and search for 'trump lies'. Every single time.

I just voted for Biden alongside multiple first time voting family members and those of friends, I'm only bringing this up because the farms seems to be in a safe space bubble where Trump will absolutely win and support is at an all time high. This type of insularity is not unique or indicative of anything, it makes the farms a bit disappointing really but the election's a toss up and I'm having fun all the way down.

People are voting more across the board, not just conservatively. Neg rate me to hell but I'm stocked up on booze and ready to find enjoyment in either outcome.

reported.

 

[Marchesa of the Vast]

Looks like we've got another county down!. Score another for the people who say there are no problems with our definitely first world election process!

 

[OnMoTi]

I'm not sure who I should vote for in the election.