Official Election 2020 Doomsday Thread

[Dr. West]

Where's my friend Mr. Moon? #BringBackDoomerMoon!

doomer moon for the rest of 2020 feels fitting

 

[Covfefe]

You expected something else with these numbers?

Yeah, I expected this:

 

[StudMccool]

Do the math. Once they call the great lakes and Nevada for Biden that's 270, forget PA and the rest of the eastern seaboard

 

[SirAndrey]

If Biden pulls through and wins this election, Communist China will have effectively neutralized the 7th Fleet by bribing a crackhead.

What in two fucks is up with this timeline?

The world glitched in 2012 and we all died. We are simply stuck in purgatory.

 

[Shitassdeaddude]

https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/2020-elections/arizona-president-results

AZ Biden

This final?

 

[Aidan]

Now that NV and potentially AZ are still in play, how long till we start seeing Dems suddenly start advocating to call the states and wanting vote counts stopped?

Joe could still win Alaska

 

[ToroidalBoat]

No result yet?

Lame.

(and to be expected in Mega Clown World 2020)

 

[Quijibo69]

There's more space dust on these votes. *blows* There's even more space dust on these votes. *blows*

 

[ThatOneLurker]

Like I said earlier, if Biden does indeed pull it off, I am not going to rub it in people's faces (except to one person who deserves it). I will laugh at the salt, but I won't be a dick about it (except to said one person)

I would tell you that's bold and kind of you but if I were in your position I know I would be bragging right now. Don't hold back dude.

 

[Collections Agent]

I wonder if Trump only won the first time because the Democrats underestimated how much ballotstuffing they needed to do, and they were better prepared this time

 

[Nauseated Courgi]

The world glitched in 2012 and we all died. We are simply stuck in purgatory.

At least I'm stuck here with you guys.

sike

 

[Rekkington]

The world glitched in 2012 and we all died. We are simply stuck in purgatory.

You are all in my coma simulation, and I've decided Kikes and Niggers are the manifestation of me being ass raped by retards daily in my room.

 

[Hellbound Hellhound]

If the election plays out the way I'm suspecting it might, then it will be the closest Electoral College result since 1876, with Biden winning by just 2 Electoral votes:

I'm actually hoping that it plays out this way, since the salt from Trump and his camp will be absolutely glorious.

Arguably the most interesting state in the race this year has been Arizona, having flipped significantly from Trump in 2016, to Biden in 2020. Could anyone give any explanation for what might have caused this?

 

[Arm Pit Cream]

If Biden pulls through and wins this election, Communist China will have effectively neutralized the 7th Fleet by bribing a crackhead.

What in two fucks is up with this timeline?

I agree but the only crackhead that was bribed was Donald Trump and the tens of millions he owes to the Chinese.

 

[Secret Asshole]

CAN WE STOP FUCKING TALKING ABOUT THE MOON?

The moon was the best part of this election

 

[Jimjamflimflam]

Has millions of ballots been suddenly found and tabulated for Biden?

 

[Cilleystring]

If the election plays out the way I'm suspecting it might, then it will be the closest Electoral College result since 1876, with Biden winning by just 2 Electoral votes:
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I'm actually hoping that it plays out this way, since the salt from Trump and his camp will be absolutely glorious.

Arguably the most interesting state in the race this year has been Arizona, having flipped significantly from Trump in 2016, to Biden in 2020. Could anyone give any explanation for what might have caused this?

Fags from Cali infesting Arizona?

 

[Fatrick Hamlinson]

I, for one, am glad that the Dems learned their lesson from 2016 - spread the fake ballots out so you win the electoral votes, not just the popular vote.

Maybe they CAN learn.

 

[Brain.exe]

Has millions of ballots been suddenly found and tabulated for Biden?

What do you think?

 

[Erich Raeder]

If Trump wins GA, NC, PA as well as Maine district 2 and everything else goes to Biden we have a tie, am I right? Would that mean the House decides the president (Biden) and the Senate the VP (Trump)? Just fucking IMAGINE.