Official Election 2020 Doomsday Thread

[raiderjones]

Trump gets a substantial lead across the battlegrounds, everybody stops reporting, suddenly WI comes back flipped for Biden, he gains a solid block of 140,000 votes in MI with 0 for Trump, Trump starts closing the gap in NV and suddenly Nevada announces they won't release any more numbers until Thursday morning. Yeah. Nothing fucky going on here whatsoever.

 

[DumbDude42]

Euros really love to talk to Americans as is they know how our system work, who are candidates are and a bunch of other unwarranted opinions and so far the excuse I've gotten the most is "because your outcome affects us" as if I care.

cant really blame them, in some places their own local (and state owned in most cases) media covers US elections and trump more than it does their own domestic politics and leaders

 

[Str8Bustah]

Getting this fired up over old white dudes is not healthy. It's four years. No matter who wins, it's only four years. The country isn't going to explode.

maybe not the country, but the sun sure will.

 

[All Cops Are Based]

I HURT MYSELF TODAY

 

[FeatherPlucker]

I can relate.

I just wanted to add a relevant personal anecdote. I've recently moved and registered in another county. My state is one of those that decided to send everybody a mailin ballot. I never check my mailbox so the ballot from my current county might still be sitting in there. All I know is I still ended up getting a ballot from my previous county. Theres absolutely no safeguards for the mailin ballots. Anyone from your kid to some organization can fill it out and drop it in a random box they have scattered around and there is really no way to tell, I mean I guess they can tell if the voter the ballot is supposed to be for complains or tries to vote but if you're one of the many people who don't vote? I don't see how they'd detect that. Also somebody could possibly fill out or tamper with the other ballot I never bothered to check on.

Kept getting spam calls from a “important/big” state I used to live in, even last night I had a dozen spam calls for Biden. It’s as if they think I still live there. I undoubtably “voted” there, too.

 

[John McAfee]

I'm less worried about Trump losing PA, and more worried about him losing MI.

Gov Whitmer is a hell of a motivator to that state to go red.

 

[Evilronald]

Fox says Michigan and Wisconsin both have a 93% chance of going to Biden.

It's all ogre.

Not true. If Trump gets AZ, GA, NC, and PA I think that’s enough.

 

[Chris Jericho's Penis]

It's over. Except for the legal drama and endless bitching.

But TBH if Biden only barely eeked this one out he's probably gonna get fucked in 2024.

 

[Cure Milquetoast]

Just a side note...

"The Curse of Tippecanoe (also known as Tecumseh's Curse or the 20 Year Presidential Curse) is the supposed pattern of deaths in office of presidents of the United States elected in years that are evenly divisible by 20,[1] from 1840 to 1960. Because of the timing of presidential elections, these are also those taking place in years ending with 0."

 

[PeruvianPerun]

Brown county at 52% Trump with 98% reporting. I think Biden has won WI boys.

Is recount possible?

 

[Gas the News]

Where's the transparency with the vote counting? Who is holding these people accountable? How long until the truckloads of Biden votes mysteriously appear in all the swing states Trump is leading in right now?

 

[Pop pop fizz fizz]

What's pissing me off to no end is looking at the percentages, that if those god fucking damned Libertarian fucks had put their 1% of votes to Trump instead of Jorgenson we wouldn't even be talking, NV, WI, MI and other states would all be SOLID Trump country.

I am so fucking tired to pissant third party's with people "throwing their votes away lol" throwing the whole election.

 

[Jewish Porn Hoe]

I still find it extremely fascinating how utterly close this election is.
Biden obviously should be heading to an assisted living facility not the White House and if he wins it means he either:
a) Governs as a empty suit steered by the same puppeteer that ran Obama. Expect some gaffes on the level of Boris Jelzin or Jean Claude Junker when his senile ass has to interact with foreign leaders in public.
b) Quickly step down in favor of girlboss Kamala Harris whose primary run went down in flames and who just seems to be utterly grating.

 

[Biggie Smalls' Taint]

Why aren't Georgia and NC accounted for yet?

 

[Christ4President2024]

Damn close, but I'm going to accept a Biden win. At least the biden era will be short lived, seeing as though he'll be 82 come next election

 

[Andrew Neil]

Fox says Michigan and Wisconsin both have a 93% chance of going to Biden.

It's all ogre.

 

[Vesperus]

can confirm that most Euros dont know shit about how your system works, they just follow whatever social media told them about the candidates. Don't know why they think they can comment on it with a bias towards either candidate when theres even retards in America who don't understand themselves how this shit works.

Probably because the idea of holding a state vote then sending representives to Washington to vote on a president in a few weeks is kinda retarded when THEY LITERALLY INVENTED THE FUCKING INTERNET

 

[Ged!]

Considering the state shutdowns nearly sent us into a depression, Biden's going to destroy us if he gets his national lockdown.

I've been loving the shutdown so far since I'm an asocial schizoid, but I keep forgetting that most Americans aren't as insane as I am. In that regard I'm hoping for Trump.

Fox says Michigan and Wisconsin both have a 93% chance of going to Biden.

I'm not seeing Fox call MI like that?

 

[Frapton66]

Just a side note...

"The Curse of Tippecanoe (also known as Tecumseh's Curse or the 20 Year Presidential Curse) is the supposed pattern of deaths in office of presidents of the United States elected in years that are evenly divisible by 20,[1] from 1840 to 1960. Because of the timing of presidential elections, these are also those taking place in years ending with 0."

2020 ends with a Zero.

OMG, my prediction of Trump dying of COVID may happen before the NV results.

 

[Male Idiot]

Considering the state shutdowns nearly sent us into a depression, Biden's going to destroy us if he gets his national lockdown.

That sounds like a silver lining for missing out on libtears.

At this point Joementum is in, nailing both Bernie and Trump.