Official Election 2020 Doomsday Thread

[Bosmadden]

Just noticed Trump tweeted this

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1326630618831130624?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1326630618831130624%7Ctwgr%5Eshare_2&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Ftheconservativetreehouse.com%2F2020%2F11%2F12%2Fnovember-12th-2020-presidential-politics-trump-administration-day-1393%2Fcomment-page-1%2Fcomments

Nothing screams secure election more than seeing a couple of Mexican day laborers collect thousands of ballots from an out sized mailbox.

 

[Invoke-Mimikatz]

Just noticed Trump tweeted this

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1326630618831130624?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1326630618831130624%7Ctwgr%5Eshare_2&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Ftheconservativetreehouse.com%2F2020%2F11%2F12%2Fnovember-12th-2020-presidential-politics-trump-administration-day-1393%2Fcomment-page-1%2Fcomments

Nothing screams secure election more than seeing a couple of Mexican day laborers collect thousands of ballots from an out sized mailbox.

Yeh, did the Democrats steal California from Trump?

In the real world, final nails being put in Trump's chances in AZ

Arizona (EV: 11) Biden leads with 1,663,447 votes (49.4%), Trump trails with 1,651,812 votes (49.1%).
Timestamp	In The Lead	Vote Margin	Votes Remaining (est.)	Change	Batch Breakdown	Batch Trend	Hurdle
3 hours ago	Biden	11,635	22,456	12,845	Biden 45.4% / 54.6% Trump	Trump is averaging 55.0%	Trump needs 76.3%
7 hours ago	Biden	12,828	35,599	4,843	Biden 50.2% / 49.8% Trump	Trump is averaging 56.1%	Trump needs 68.3%

 

[💗Freddie Freaker💗]

 

[All becomes gunt]

In the real world, final nails being put in Trump's chances in AZ

Timestamp	In The Lead	Vote Margin	Votes Remaining (est.)	Change	Batch Breakdown	Batch Trend	Hurdle
Arizona (EV: 11) Biden leads with 1,663,447 votes (49.4%), Trump trails with 1,651,812 votes (49.1%).
3 hours ago	Biden	11,635	22,456	12,845	Biden 45.4% / 54.6% Trump	Trump is averaging 55.0%	Trump needs 76.3%
7 hours ago	Biden	12,828	35,599	4,843	Biden 50.2% / 49.8% Trump	Trump is averaging 56.1%	Trump needs 68.3%

What's the % on that ? is it a recount ? Am i looking at the original ?
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What military does Canada even have ? Dildos aren't firearms.

 

[EyelessMC]

This random piece of paper sure is convincing proof. I can print out a piece of paper and write "I fucked Bosmadden's mom" on it, that doesn't mean I'm actually your dad.

That's not what the paper said in your hypothetical, though! It didn't say "I'm Bosmadden's dad", which would be impossible. It said "I fucked Bosmadden's mom", which is not only possible but is exactly what was written on the piece of paper.
Just because you're not Bosmadden's father doesn't mean you're not a mother fucker!

In the real world, final nails being put in Trump's chances in AZ

Well it's always good to keep counting while there's national unrest over the voracity of counted votes. It's like when your teacher calls you to his desk because he thinks you're cheating but you keep filling out the multiple choice questions on your way over.

 

[TheSimpShow]

Nothing screams confidence like putting these kinds of warnings on a sketch comedy show

 

[Shakka Ahmose]

What's the % on that ? is it a recount ?
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What military does Canada even have ? Dildos aren't firearms.

The Canadian military is scary bro.

Spoiler

 

[💗Freddie Freaker💗]

 

[EyelessMC]

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Okay I agree with everyone else that a civil war won't come from this, but if Canucks start to invade on behalf of Biden there's no way it's not ending in not just civil war but total war.
Can't wait to glass the leaf

Nothing screams confidence like putting these kinds of warnings on a sketch comedy show

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I really like their continual "The AP (Associated Press) called the election!" stamps. As if the AP matters

 

[TheSimpShow]

Okay I agree with everyone else that a civil war won't come from this, but if Canucks start to invade on behalf of Biden there's no way it's not ending in not just civil war but total war.
Can't wait to glass the leaf

I really like their continual "The AP (Associated Press) called the election!" stamps. As if the AP matters

But Justin has one final power move

 

[EyelessMC]

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Stop ruining the thread with fake articles, jackass. It's just disinfo that's going to make everything worse. It's so obvious, too, and not even funny. Stupid "Swigdar Glorpan" crap. Everyone knows the Zeti speak only in labiodental fricatives. They can't pronounce anything that's not seven lines of VVVVV

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

Why does all the videos and pictures with hardcore evidence that prove fraud look like something that you could get some dude on fiver to do for 10$? I read some people going full on schizo claiming "akshually Trump won with 80% margin and was stolen 40 million votes, totally proven in this random literallywho's twitter feed" .

Is like they want to be made fun of, was actually a genius move from Trump, selfish and unethical as fuck but now there's a fanbase of cultists that will spend 4 years screaming glorious leader didn't lose but was cheated. Way to spin a defeat into a win somehow.

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"The global democratic order must be enforced"

Oh yeah, but Maduro gets Thoughts and Prayers and best wishes from these faggots, what a sham.

 

[DeadFish]

No one wants to see your troon moobs.

I said rack. Its a nice set. I found it at the local antique shop.

Wtf did you think I was talking about?

 

[Jeff Gazetti]

If I had a choice, I’d rather have another 4 years of trump in exchange for axing McConnell.

At least when Trump lies, it’s funny and at times, dare I say “cheeky”.

With McConnell, his lies are just depressing and infuriating.

 

[derpherp2]

Everyone acting like the AP calling the election is some kind of legally binding bullshit.

Man, the press really is high on their own farts and buying into their own rep, aren't they?

It's the biggest flaw our specific culture has, refusing to admit they're wrong and doubling down - while also denying how fucking casual your "professionalism" is.

In short no one wants to admit this is just quite literally AP saying someone "won" while all the twitter people are doubling down by saying "they've called all the wins so far so they're the de facto sayso" while unironically ignoring the part where they just said media make reality - not report it - and other assorted bullshit I'm too lazy to look up.

Nothing screams confidence like putting these kinds of warnings on a sketch comedy show

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You'd think they'd learn since this is all immediately after twitter and facebook's thing involving the hunter leaks.

 

[Shitassdeaddude]

Dunno about Philly but here's Detroit.
Official ARGX - Republican Poll Watchers are Forced Out in Detroit-1324441860820160513.mp4

I'm going to need more than one wrinked-up autist yelling at people to believe it's some kind of voter fraud.

 

[BSC]

I did it, I made it to the end of the thread. My god what an autistic ride that was! Can't wait until the election is officially over and you retards quit pretending like any of this shit actually matters. Life will go on largely unchanged, regardless of whether Trump or Biden takes the presidency. Anyone who thinks otherwise really needs to take a long break from the internet and get a fresh perspective on things.

 

[💗Freddie Freaker💗]

I did it, I made it to the end of the thread. My god what an autistic ride that was! Can't wait until the election is officially over and you retards quit pretending like any of this shit actually matters. Life will go on largely unchanged, regardless of whether Trump or Biden takes the presidency. Anyone who thinks otherwise really needs to take a long break from the internet and get a fresh perspective on things.

It matters because we'll get less funny TDS content to laugh at. BDS doesn't seem nearly as plentiful so far.

 

[Shitassdeaddude]

It matters because we'll get less funny TDS content to laugh at. BDS doesn't seem nearly as plentiful so far.

All evidence to the contrary. This thread alone has been a hoot from the start.

 

[💗Freddie Freaker💗]

All evidence to the contrary. This thread's been a hoot from the start.

What are the BDS equivalents of these clips? Where's videos of Trump fans smashing their TVs with baseball bats?