Not-E3 2026 - If anything good is actually announced we riot

[durrdurrdurr]

Hopefully soon, I prefer the jumping of the shark and ruining of franchises to be sudden, bombastic and total.

it's not far enough. She should find an aztec gemerald that turns her into black man voiced by ellen page.

 

[30+GameOvers]

I completely forgot this was going on and it turns out I missed nothing. What is the millenium cube meme about, did Gears really get even worse?

 

[FieldPiece]

Do Chinese only know how to make wuxia mythslop with dark souls gameplay?

Chinks invented the moving typeset and yet have only managed to write like 3 books. They lack souls.

 

[Dip Shitty Knights]

Wait for Gamescom, Keighley's show has a dedicated EU propaganda segment.

Excellent I know the Dorito Pope would never let me down

 

[Dr. Ricearoni]

Good morning kiwifarms! Just a reminder we've got not one but two shows today, the Xbox Games Showcase, 1pm EDT, and The PC Gaming show, 3pm EDT.

 

[Vyse Inglebard]

Good morning kiwifarms! Just a reminder we've got not one but two shows today, the Xbox Games Showcase, 1pm EDT, and The PC Gaming show, 3pm EDT.

"PLEASE REDEEM XBOX, SARS! NO YOU CANNOT SEE THE BOBS AND VAGENE BLOODY CHUD BASTARDS"

 

[Rome's rightful successor]

Overall the quirky shark dentist game made me chuckle so it is the closest thing in all of the Indieslop that was shown to get even a emotion out of me.

Despite being like a game for Markiplier to play in 2015 for youtube views, Shark Dentist was the only game so far in not E3 2025 that I want to play because it looks unique and fun. The Steller Blade sequel also looks good too. So far only two games have made me want to get in former E3 week.

Wyświetl załącznik 9112047
"PLEASE REDEEM XBOX, SARS! NO YOU CANNOT SEE THE BOBS AND VAGENE BLOODY CHUD BASTARDS"

DO NOT REDEEEEEM, DO NOT REDEEEEEEMMMMM THE GAME PASS CARD!!!!!!

 

[ArthuriusMartyrius]

Only game I'm interested in so far is Alkahest because of my nostalgia for Dark Messiah. Admittedly it does look like it might potentially be a vaporware scam especially with the developers being based out of Cyprus but then again I thought the same thing about Atomic Heart.

That's how you know it's make believe, any other Brit would just burn.

Lara is probably Welsh who are basically Spaniards cosplaying as Englishmen.

 

[Agares]

Xbox has a shot to do the needful and not only redeem itself, but redeem the whole show by announcing games that people are actually hyped for. Fallout remasters, TES 6, or literally ANYTHING from the billions of dollars worth of IP’s they’ve been sitting on and doing nothing with.

DO NOT REDEEEEEM, DO NOT REDEEEEEEMMMMM THE GAME PASS CARD!!!!!!

Help me saar! Our bitch bastard console has no bloody games!

 

[Dr. Ricearoni]

Xbox has a shot to do the needful and not only redeem itself, but redeem the whole show by announcing games that people are actually hyped for. Fallout remasters, TES 6, or literally ANYTHING from the billions of dollars worth of IP’s they’ve been sitting on and doing nothing with.


Help me saar! Our bitch bastard console has no bloody games!

They already announced TES 6, chud!

As far as putting a title over fake footage of a landscape can be considered an announcement, anyway. I guarantee you nothing of this makes it into the final game, this shit was so fake.

 

[Goss Harag]

With all the shows and announcements so far, the thing i'm most excited for is the remake of Godzilla Destroy All Monsters Melee, a game I played the hell out of back when i was younger and first got my Gamecube.

Not a fan of it being remade in Unreal Engine 5, but seeing an old favorite return is still great.

Xbox has a shot to do the needful and not only redeem itself, but redeem the whole show by announcing games that people are actually hyped for. Fallout remasters, TES 6, or literally ANYTHING from the billions of dollars worth of IP’s they’ve been sitting on and doing nothing with.


Help me saar! Our bitch bastard console has no bloody games!

More than anything I would love to either see a Banjo-Threeie made by a studio that genuinely cared for the franchise (I don't see modern day Rare doing a proper third entry any justice), or even a N. Sane Trilogy/Reignited Trilogy style remake of Kazooie and Tooie, maybe with a 3D remake of Grunty's Revenge thrown in for good measure.

 

[Agares]

They already announced TES 6, chud!
https://youtube.com/watch?v=OkFdqqyI8y4As far as putting a title over fake footage of a landscape can be considered an announcement, anyway. I guarantee you nothing of this makes it into the final game, this shit was so fake.

Todd released that teaser just to placate the masses and keep them from grabbing torches and pitchforks. "See guys, we're working on the sequel to Skyrim. Stop asking questions and preorder Fallout 76 and buy some creation club slop!". Coincidentally that was the same year Bethesda's reputation tanked with even the more normie gamers after 76's disastrous launch.

 

[Dr. Ricearoni]

I'm still holding out hope for mewgenics dlc to be announced at some point.

 

[Zenos Yae Viator]

"Videogames...what's new in videogames? Nothing, it's over".

 

[Dr. Ricearoni]

15 minutes

 

[GeorgeFloydFentanylStash]

15 minutes
https://youtube.com/watch?v=RinXA_k9f4s

My expectations are low. So we’ll see if they manage to disappoint. Maybe Sharma will surprise us all

 

[Vyse Inglebard]

if by incredible you mean it's incredible that you've stayed alive this long, then yes

already we're starting off with an ugly ass sheboon

 

[Arcade Gannon]

The Gears of Us

 

[Dr. Ricearoni]

The gears of war gun designs are kinda jarring in what seems to be a 2000's era America

 

[WarJams]

How can this be Gears? Where's the brown saturation?