🎨 Artcow Norman Boutin - Author of "Empress Theresa"

[Trombonista]

In the cultural wasteland of today's heartless media, Empress Theresa is a breath of fresh air. Show it to your 8 year old daughter and show it to your grandmother. They'll both enjoy it.

I guess I can't show it to my uncle or my supervisor, though.

 

[Curt Sibling]

Amazon has a paperback version. I can't find a digital version, though.

https://www.amazon.com/Empress-Ther...495450422/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_product_top?ie=UTF8

Goddamn! I just bought a copy - Pray for me!

 

[Trilby]

Goddamn! I just bought a copy - Pray for me!

As long as it's a used copy, otherwise, you just made that guy $11.82 happier.

 

[Curt Sibling]

As long as it's a used copy, otherwise, you just made that guy $11.82 happier.

I don't mind supporting a cow. As long as they keep producing the humour tumours.

 

[Admiral Piett]

@Curt Sibling,

Can we expect a reading of this glorious work from you? I'd love nothing more than to listen to this autism.

 

[VermilionFluttershy]

@Curt Sibling,

Can we expect a reading of this glorious work from you? I'd love nothing more than to listen to this autism.

I second this idea. If anything, it insures that you won't suffer through it alone.

 

[Curt Sibling]

@Curt Sibling,

Can we expect a reading of this glorious work from you? I'd love nothing more than to listen to this autism.

I'll definitely do a review, if my mind survives intact!

 

[VermilionFluttershy]

So I was looking for a digital version of the book, and stumbled upon his page on the Empress Theresa Wiki (Yes, sadly, that exists). DEAR SWEET CHRIST he looks like a pedo. This guy legitimately creeps me the fuck out.

Oh, and he actually wrote something about Joan of Arc before he started working on Empress Theresa. It's... Well, it's something. http://www.stjoan-center.com/topics/Death_by_Heat_Stroke.html

 

[Trilby]

I'll definitely do a review, if my mind survives intact!

Lord knows it's gonna be glorious!

 

[Admiral Piett]

he looks like a pedo

Can someone add this to the image macro with Chris and the others with the pedo-glasses? I realise Norman isn't too much of an infamous cow, but, Jesus Christ. This once again proves to me that the pedo-glasses are the mark of a lolcow.

 

[Henry Bemis]

Oh, and he actually wrote something about Joan of Arc before he started working on Empress Theresa. It's... Well, it's something. http://www.stjoan-center.com/topics/Death_by_Heat_Stroke.html

Well, yeah. Anyone who knows anything about execution via immolation knows it's not the fire that kills you. Ain't exactly a breakthrough.

 

[WWWWolf]

Yeah, but for some reason it's not on Amazon anymore. This was the link for it and it's no longer functional: https://www.amazon.com/Empress-Theresa-Norman-Boutin-ebook/dp/B01NBHZGIE

It must have disappeared very recently, then, because I purchased it for Kindle not too long ago. Watched the Down the Rabbit Hole video, noticed "oh wow, this is some guy with a Timecube competitor website and the book is available on Kindle, instant buy".

I'm probably not going to comment on the contents too extensively. From what I've read so far, the novel seems wacky and creepy and pretty damn illogical. In summary, a fine addition to my shelf of weird internet literature.

 

[Trilby]

It must have disappeared very recently, then, because I purchased it for Kindle not too long ago. Watched the Down the Rabbit Hole video, noticed "oh wow, this is some guy with a Timecube competitor website and the book is available on Kindle, instant buy".

I'm probably not going to comment on the contents too extensively. From what I've read so far, the novel seems wacky and creepy and pretty damn illogical. In summary, a fine addition to my shelf of weird internet literature.

So, sorta Irene Iddesleigh-ish?

 

[WWWWolf]

So, sorta Irene Iddesleigh-ish?

(squints at the book in Project Gutenberg)
Nah, Empress Theresa sounded like an escalating series of dumbness written by a guy who has never talked to a young girl, or any other human being for that matter, and who has strong opinions on religion and politics while not knowing much about either. This book, however, sounds like it might actually be an amusing to read, because there are apparently words in it and they seem to be in some kind of a recognisable order. Thanks for the tip.

 

[Trilby]

(squints at the book in Project Gutenberg)
Nah, Empress Theresa sounded like an escalating series of dumbness written by a guy who has never talked to a young girl, or any other human being for that matter, and who has strong opinions on religion and politics while not knowing much about either. This book, however, sounds like it might actually be an amusing to read, because there are apparently words in it and they seem to be in some kind of a recognisable order. Thanks for the tip.

It's worth a try.

 

[Curt Sibling]

Gentlemens.
Shit just got real...

 

[MerriedxReldnahc]

Gentlemens.
Shit just got real...
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Godspeed sir, I hope you have a good supply of alcohol on hand!

 

[Trilby]

Gentlemens.
Shit just got real...
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I'm still not sure if where those soldiers are lying on is a beach/coastline or not. It would make sense if they're awaiting the enemy about to storm the area on the shore.

 

[Curt Sibling]

Godspeed sir, I hope you have a good supply of alcohol on hand!

I'm on chapter three, and the creepiness and madness is quite literally pouring from this book.

It's magnificent.

 

[Trilby]

I'm on chapter three, and the creepiness and madness is quite literally pouring from this book.

It's magnificent.

Just having read one commenter talking about how Theresa talks about her body and uses it to get what she wants certainly is creepy.