🍗 Deathfat Nikocado Avocado / Nicholas Perry - Formerly Fat Faggot who cried because he ate and ate because he cried.

[draculasestateagent]

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He looks so massive in that Culver's video.

he looks like he’s 400lbs now

 

[French Slut]

It's clear to me that The Avocado is by far and away the most intelligent/cunning/Machiavellian (what an accolade!) deathfat. The clips of his violin playing a few pages ago really started to elucidate that concept for me. This guy had so much potential, and look what he has become. I genuinely believe he could have been a doctor or an engineer under slightly different circumstances. Youtube is like an execution chamber for people who have potential. It's a platform built around immediate gratification for everyone; creators and consumers, totally depraved.

WHAT LMAO? Machiavellian? I don't think anyone thinks Nik is an idiot, but you've giving him waaaay too much credit. Like, yeah he had a better upbringing than the other trailer trash deathfats and has some college education but where are you getting the idea that Nik is especially bright? Because he plays the violin? That's a cool skill which requires years of training but he's not any kind of violin prodigy. I've yet to hear Nik discuss any serious topic with any sense of genuine, forward-thinking intelligence.

He's a fat fuck shameless enough to humiliate himself on camera and luckily for him it worked out. I see zero evidence of anything cunning or calculated about Nik's success. It just happened to work and he has latched on to the same formula. Sure, there's definitely creativity there, but overall Nik just seems incredibly lazy. Becoming a doctor isn't a hallmark of intelligence, it's drive and work ethic which are what Nik is lacking.

Genuinely really confused where this narrative of Nik being some cautionary tale of "what could have been" is coming from.

 

[helpmeeee]

I guess some people here haven't seen his old "cooking" or "recipe" videos from Colombia. He is borderline retarded actually.

 

[escándalo]

Yeah Nick is not a genius at all, frankly his violin skills are incredibly basic. He uses a formula ad nauseum, younger people sop it up it spiked his subs and views rinse repeat. I am on his $16 Patreon and its bad. Like really, its even clickbait there and its lying about the content entirely. He is going to have a massive decline as most of these initial people are curious. His tiers are too expensive too. Its going to drop hard most likely.

His idea of clickbait is not smart its obnoxious and gross. At least he can't lose the weight he gets what he paid for.

 

[Sasori of the Red Sand]

does this answer your question?
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So our person right here is getting dirty crapped briefs? Dear God.

 

[Anti Pickle Serum]

Hello darkness, my old friend.

Hello dankness, Nik's back end

 

[BickerLiquor]

Is it me, or does he keep getting fatter in every video? That can't just be a wise lense.

 

[The Cum Consumer]

Is it me, or does he keep getting fatter in every video? That can't just be a wise lense.

Are you surprised that a man known for binge-eating copious amounts of junk food and gaining weight incredibly fast has gained weight recently?

 

[Apathy is my superpower]

I am on his $16 Patreon and its bad.

Who hurt you?

 

[pioneerspartan]

i had the misfortune of watching some cringe compilation and found out about this dude and im absolutely disgusted. this guy is like boogie2988's protégé or some shit what the fuck lmao

 

[taintmisbehavin]

You can clearly see the shitstains around his anus

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Hello darkness, my old friend.

And the abyss did stare back.

 

[whitebread1010]

dude melts an entire stick of butter in with 6 packs of fire noodles, rice cakes, and a pound of mozzarella. how has he not had heart failure yet?

 

[heatboss]

entire stick of butter in with 6 packs of fire noodles, rice cakes, and a pound of mozzarella

w h y

 

[Kitty Catherine]

Is orlin going bald? Fat, ugly and bald.

 

[draculasestateagent]

dude melts an entire stick of butter in with 6 packs of fire noodles, rice cakes, and a pound of mozzarella. how has he not had heart failure yet?

https://youtube.com/watch?v=QP3LQwRitPs

he claims to have had a heart attack sometime either this year or last year already, and that was at least 60lbs ago

 

[TrainWreckSpotter]

dude melts an entire stick of butter in with 6 packs of fire noodles, rice cakes, and a pound of mozzarella. how has he not had heart failure yet?

https://youtube.com/watch?v=QP3LQwRitPs

Remember, even though it's still a lot, he only eats a small fraction of what he puts out. Unlike other deathfats, it's doubtful he eats much (if any) more of it off-camera. Their garbage must smell disgusting.

Orlin must be attending The Avocado School of Fine Acting. As if his "performances" weren't bad and unconvincing enough already, he is starting to mimic Nik's "style."

 

[whitebread1010]

Their garbage must smell disgusting.

I bet their whole apartment smells like smegma, fire sauce shits, and old farts.

I don't recall Orlin being as unhinged as Nick until this year. I suppose getting stuck inside with him for the last ~7 months made him just say "eh, fuck it" and jump into the same boat of drama whoring degeneracy. Hard to feel bad for him though, he's had so many opportunities to ditch Nick.

 

[knick]

dude melts an entire stick of butter in with 6 packs of fire noodles, rice cakes, and a pound of mozzarella. how has he not had heart failure yet?

https://youtube.com/watch?v=QP3LQwRitPs

I'm getting to the point where I can't hate watch him anymore. He's just underwhelming and disgusting

 

[draculasestateagent]

He’s still doing this fake domestic violence shit? he needs a new plot line.

 

[escándalo]

Yeah trust me his patreon is full of mental breakdowns and only that. I am so fucking tired of the Orlin shit it is so dull and low effort and people still apparently eat this shit up.