Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Kosher Dill]

The new info Gabe revealed was interesting (Nick cornered and yelled at Kayla to hit him to try and bait her into hitting him so he can charge her with a domestic

This one wasn't even new.

 

[Unintelligence Score]

I don't know how to feel about this, Kiwisisters. But it's looking to me like June is going to be a FLAWLESS VICTORY MONTH for Nick Rekieta. Let's tally up how things are going for him this month:

• Kandiyohi County court status: CUCKED and DISGRACED by Nick Rekieta every stream WITHOUT CONSEQUENCES
• Probation rules: IGNORED WITHOUT CONSEQUENCES
• Cocaine status: ENTIRELY SNORTED
• Galaxy Gas status: COMPLETELY HUFFED
• Church Community status: DISGRACED by PRUDE revelations
• Montagraph status: DEFAMED WITHOUT (serious) CONSEQUENCES, legal fund still missing over 80% of its goal.
• Aaron status: SILENCED and BANKRUPTED after losing his revenge porn case and being forced to fork over an entire KNU
• Body Cam Footage publication status: DENIED and BALLDOWASHED POST HASTE
• Keanu status: GOODWILL LOST after hosting the SNOOZEFEST NOTHINGBURGER STREAM with Gabe Hoffman
• Israel status: DIPLOMATIC CRISIS after Gabe Hoffman's role hyping what turned out to be the SNOOZEFEST NOTHINGBURGER STREAM with Keanu
• Kiwi Farms status: BLUEBALLED by SNOOZEFEST NOTHINGBURGER STREAM, DISGRACED as a BUNCH OF FUCKING NERDS
• Joshua Moon status: MISSING, EXPOSED AS A BRONY BY OUR NEW LORD CARDPOSTING
• Disagreeable side hoe April status: DISCARDED WITHOUT CONSEQUENCES
• Disagreeable Wife status: BATTERED and MONETIZED
• Disagreeable Son status: CHOKESLAMMED ONTO A FUCKING WALL

Am I missing anything here?

You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like:

 

[Vibralldo]

This one wasn't even new.

Is that the Aaron baseball bat story?

Jesus Christ, did he just interview Aaron for this?

 

[GamerGateSurvivor]

This one wasn't even new.

Nick made the right move by getting in front of that one. If he's going to get felted, he'll get felted by his own terms.

 

[Smithfield Ham]

I don't know how to feel about this, Kiwisisters. But it's looking to me like June is going to be a FLAWLESS VICTORY MONTH for Nick Rekieta. Let's tally up how things are going for him this month:

• Kandiyohi County court status: CUCKED and DISGRACED by Nick Rekieta every stream WITHOUT CONSEQUENCES
• Probation rules: IGNORED WITHOUT CONSEQUENCES
• Cocaine status: ENTIRELY SNORTED
• Galaxy Gas status: COMPLETELY HUFFED
• Church Community status: DISGRACED by PRUDE revelations
• Montagraph status: DEFAMED WITHOUT (serious) CONSEQUENCES, legal fund still missing over 80% of its goal.
• Aaron status: SILENCED and BANKRUPTED after losing his revenge porn case and being forced to fork over an entire KNU
• Body Cam Footage publication status: DENIED and BALLDOWASHED POST HASTE
• Keanu status: GOODWILL LOST after hosting the SNOOZEFEST NOTHINGBURGER STREAM with Gabe Hoffman
• Israel status: DIPLOMATIC CRISIS after Gabe Hoffman's role hyping what turned out to be the SNOOZEFEST NOTHINGBURGER STREAM with Keanu
• Kiwi Farms status: BLUEBALLED by SNOOZEFEST NOTHINGBURGER STREAM, DISGRACED as a BUNCH OF FUCKING NERDS
• Joshua Moon status: MISSING, EXPOSED AS A BRONY BY OUR NEW LORD CARDPOSTING
• Disagreeable side hoe April status: DISCARDED WITHOUT CONSEQUENCES
• Disagreeable Wife status: BATTERED and MONETIZED
• Disagreeable Son status: CHOKESLAMMED ONTO A FUCKING WALL

Am I missing anything here?

You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like:
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You're missing a few:

Liver Status: ABSOLUTELY DESTROYED!
Penis Status: FELTED! ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION FTW!
Children status: FUCKING DEVASTATED! PEAK TRAUMA REACHED!

Stay tuned for when Nick EPICALLY OWNS his respiratory system and heart! DIES SO FUCKING HARD every other celebrity OD looks BITCH MADE! HE'S GONNA MEGA OVERDOSE, BOYS!

 

[Vect]

Am I missing anything here?

• Planet Earth status: BALLDOED

 

[Kosher Dill]

Is that the Aaron baseball bat story?

I don't think so, there was another story of Nick and Kayla out on the lawn while Nick screamed "HIT ME" with no bats involved. Either it's the same story as Gabe's, or it happened more than once, but either way it's not new.

 

[Swole McPole]

The shower and glass blocks that Gabe was discussing. (Also where shower calls occur.)

I'm really disappointed. I'd hoped that he was calling Null from the bathroom from Silent Hill. It just seems like a more appropriate bathroom for somebody who has cocaine induced psychosis to indulge their obsessions. Nobody's going to disturb you if you're beating off in the hovel next door.

And specifically, Gabe, go fuck yourself. You delivered NOTHING.

I stayed up until 3.00 am UK time and Gabe still hadn't showed up, so I thought 'fuck it, I'll watch it in the morning.' Sounds like I lucked out completely.

 

[Vibralldo]

I don't think so, there was another story of Nick and Kayla out on the lawn while Nick screamed "HIT ME" with no bats involved. Either it's the same story as Gabe's, or it happened more than once, but either way it's not new.

Gabe's version was Nick cornered Kayla in the house I think

Maybe that means it's technically new maybe?

 

[Smithfield Ham]

Has Gabe made any public statements about the overall reaction to the stream? He's been shitting on Nick pretty good, but I wanna know if he has self-awareness to the fact that everyone hated that shit.

 

[SterilizedGlowsticks]

I think at this point we can safely say that Nick is an impulsive, angry, abusive piece of shit who is not sober and should not be a father, for his kids' sake.

 

[Kosher Dill]

and should not be a father

Good news, he's not!
Unfortunately he's still in the house regardless.

 

[Smithfield Ham]

I think at this point we can safely say that Nick is an impulsive, angry, abusive piece of shit who is not sober and should not be a father, for his kids' sake.

It's absurd he tries to argue he's not these things, when both the evidence shows otherwise and it's widely accepted that when you use cocaine you become an impulsive, hedonistic and abusive piece of shit whether you were one before or not. This nigga is a crackhead who thinks he's not a crackhead.

 

[Oxyjen]

I am surprised she's this fucking stupid though

If there’s any excuse at all, I think she was overwhelmed by the amount of information before the show even began. When talking to Aaron she said Gabe had dumped tons of video lore on her that she had no frame of reference for. Then with the mic fucking up at the start she was rattled, and things just got worse from there as she obviously hadn’t prepared and organised the clips into folders.
Like, everyone knows she’s an airhead, that was just an unreasonable expectation.

Anyway, whatever, such is the DabbleSektur.

 

[Swole McPole]

One man saw her nudes that she never intended to show. They didn't leak. People were already calling her all sorts of stuff regarding her being a swinger. Her own actions brought more attention to Geno seeing her nudes. She doesn't make money, so it can hardly be said that this damaged her potential earnings.

Yeah, I would have thought her strongest argument would be that it would damage her standing in the eyes of the community, but:

a.) The Community didn't see those titties. The only unauthorized eyeballs were Geno's.
b.) If Aaron hadn't streamed himself doing it, nobody would know anything at all about it. As it is, what do people know now? That Kayla -- as woman who showed her arse with a whiskey bottle inserted in their local swinger forum, willingly flashed her bare tits at another woman's husband while streaming, to encourage him to deliver up another solid porking -- the kind of porking her husband's erectional dysfunction had rended him unable to deliver.
c.) These people showed up at their local religious services, flaunting the fact that they were engaged in group sex. How much reputational damage is it possible to inflict on somebody who regularly flaunted their adulterous behaviour in a place of worship?

Damages to be awarded in the sum of: one thin dime.

I don't know how to feel about this, Kiwisisters. But it's looking to me like June is going to be a FLAWLESS VICTORY MONTH for Nick Rekieta.

Username checks out.

 

[Vibralldo]

It's absurd he tries to argue he's not these things, when both the evidence shows otherwise and it's widely accepted that when you use cocaine you become an impulsive, hedonistic and abusive piece of shit whether you were one before or not. This nigga is a crackhead who thinks he's not a crackhead.

Nick's basically saying "yeah there's plenty of testimony from first hand witnesses, my behavior on camera shows I'm unstable, I'm an admitted liar, and everything else bad I denied turned out true... But I never beat my wife and kids on camera in front of everyone and CPS who I've criticized in the past didn't permanently take my kids away so I'm basically innocent"

 

[FuhrerMustang]

@John Andrews Stan come on, bro. Rate me dumb again.

 

[florida_cat_enjoyer]

- Thinks not fucking women while you're in high school makes you a pedophile (wtf) because you never get the experience of fucking a high schooler out of your system

This is actually insane.

 

[Vibralldo]

This is actually insane.

Why is everyone in the sektor like this?

 

[Return of the Freaker]

- Nick sends pictures of himself with his polycule members to friends to try and show how cool he is (if he's willing to send that picture, imagine what else he's willing to send)

@Null Show us the hot qover shower pics