💬 Off-Topic New names for Phil

[Erubetie]

ITT: we come up with new names for Phil, since he changes his every few months/years. I'll start:

Cissy Smell
Jizzy Well
Isamam
Dizzy Spell
Figgy

 

[CWCissey]

Maris Piper

 

[VLAD]

Pablo

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Spud Racer.

 

[Four-Wheeled Fedora]

Phillys

 

[Randy Lahey]

Philadelphia Collins

 

[VLAD]

The Oakland Ogre
The East Bay Beast
The Marin County Maricón
The San Fran Skaven
Portland's Portly Porker

 

[DZ 305]

Obesus porcus

 

[Cuck Norris]

99.999999999999% of the time someone comes up with a "hilarious" nickname for a lolcow it's cringey af and not funny. This thread is no exception.

 

[Positron]

Philip H. I. V. DeLici

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

Cisabel
Isaballs

 

[AnOminous]

He will always be he to me, and he will always be Phil.

Just Phil.

PHIL.

 

[Morbid Boredom]

John Doe.
That's what he'll be called in the Portland city morgue after he dies in a freak cold snap.

 

[Psycho]

He will always be he to me, and he will always be Phil.

Just Phil.

PHIL.

This.

But I'm sure he'll make up a new name for himself when he decides to give himself another identity makeover and that name will be the most stereotypical name for that identity that his retarded little brain can think of.

 

[Judge Holden]

Tater Twat

 

[Picklechu]

He will always be he to me, and he will always be Phil.

Just Phil.

PHIL.

One word. Like Cher.

 

[cypocryphy]

Chris

 

[Keerakh]

Cisabel
Isaballs

hasisballs?

 

[Broseph Stalin]

Sasuke's Sausage Boi

 

[Dr. Tremolo]

Pennsylvania Pants Pooper