New Media Processor is Running

[PsyopDuck]

When it finishes, your video will get the "Kiwi Tube" player as above.

We need more comfy videos narrated by AI Josh talking about "L-O-L-cows"

 

[gampboonerisms]

She is demanding sponsors.
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And she posted someone else's story of hers.
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I am personally sorry that your power/bandwidth/water is being used to process this stupid fucking shit.
But I you for your technological revolution of bring the KiwiFarms to everybody whether they like it or not.

P.S. @GenociderSyo no shade. i love what YOU do. but this stupid black bitch rankles my kankles like no other.

 

[Soggy Floppa]

Can you make it so clicking anywhere on the player starts the video instead of just on the play icon when you start a video? You can pause by clicking anywhere which is a bit buggy with the caption button but having to click directly on the play button feels weird

 

[Prokhor Zakharov]

Am I understanding this correctly that if I chose to upload a H.261 format like Unregistered Hypercam the system will render it into a modern codec that doesn't need 1.5 mB per second of video?
...

Is the original saved at all? Because I would love to record some shit inexplicably in UR2 but I think if I spend 500mB on a 40 second DSP recording Null would probably shoot me.

Just to clear some confusion up, H.261 is the video encoding. Unregistered Hypercam is just an unregistered copy of the Hypercam screen recording software. I would imagine from that time period it would probably be in the CIF format, maybe in an AVI container? I find it hard to believe anyone has anything in H.261 format, but there is no reason that it shouldn't be properly converted on the backend into a modern format. However, it is not a format natively supported in any modern browsers, and Null has not whitelisted any formats that are not natively supported by modern browsers, so you will likely have to wait until H.261 is whitelisted.

 

[Atlas Sneezed]

@Null the download button does not work on mobile at all (Brave on the freshest Android) - the button does nothing. It works fine on desktop. Please Instruct your AI SAAAAAR to fix

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

(the audio being bad is my own fault)

ASMR Null over here.

 

[Fields Of Rye]

Saar your update broke my workflow saar. Please restore support for unregistered hypercam 2 I cannot do the sneedful without the most kino recording software Saar

 

[NOXIN]

No apologies for being a lowly phone poster. It would be good to get left/right double-taps for skipping a few seconds back and forward in the vid, right now it just switches the video to and from fullscreen. Otherwise cool stuff, love seeing improvements to the site like this.

 

[Hentai-Semitism]

Capital! Now if only you could make it refuse to process vertical videos so I can stop seeing worthless TikTok garbage...

 

[Kong Strong]

The new video player is fucking AWFUL and making my site experience measurably worse.

 

[Agent of Z.O.G.]

muh webum support

0:01

don't even loop

 

['99 demo disk]

I might be the only one, but it would be nice to see the duration of the video before I click play.

 

[Hannibalistique]

muh webum support
Looping Science Umas.webm
don't even loop

At least in Firefox I can right click and enable looping (and it works).

 

[Rekeita's Kidneys]

Should give HEVC/H265 a shot, compresses better than H.264 and usually looks better.
On my home server I remuxed all of my pirated shit to H265 and it legit saved me prob 12tb of storage lmao

Cool shit jawsh!

 

[Professor Iris]

Forgive my ignorance here, but how would $6000 keep Kiwitube functional in the long run? I thought such technology took millions to run.

 

[Gimcracker]

0:02

Loading spinner behaves like vid related, haven't seen it mentioned yet so I'm wondering if it's just on my side.

 

[Null]

Forgive my ignorance here, but how would $6000 keep Kiwitube functional in the long run? I thought such technology took millions to run.

$6000 bought three physical cards to re-encode videos with. We'd need millions in hardware if we were doing a lot more.

 

[Orbicular]

The new video player is great and hasn't crashed on me at all, thank you Null for your hard work

I do have a question, the old player had an option to send a video as a link without linking a post/thread, with this player when you copy the video link it lands on a webp of the kf background, is there a way to link just the video?

 

[Male Idiot]

Will this make the site's video storage faster or more storage space efficient? There is a lot uploaded to it, but loading a video used to take 10 minutes.

I hope this will improve the Codex Pajeet uploads.

 

[Null]

Will this make the site's video storage faster or more storage space efficient? There is a lot uploaded to it, but loading a video used to take 10 minutes.

I hope this will improve the Codex Pajeet uploads.

You're asking the question using technical language that doesn't match but yes video playback should be very fast.