NeoGAF & ResetERA - The Hilarious N̶e̶v̶e̶r̶e̶n̶d̶i̶n̶g̶ Splintering "Gaming" Forum Circus

[break these cuffs]

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lmao

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How will Dave ever recover from upsetting .00002% of the population?

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Only the far-right manipulates user scores

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The mods are having trouble with consistency with all those angry tears streaming down their faces

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Just like literally every other Era controversy!

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>Star Wars avi

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Cancelling Sasha Baren Cohen for pretending cockroaches were jews and throwing money at them

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Imagine how hard their heads would explode if there was a trans person on the panel but it was one they hated like Blaire White or whatever.

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Saying you like Dave Chapelle will get you banned but wishing death on a black guy won't.

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Era breaches the irony threshold by comparing the comedy special called "sticks and stones" to actual bodily harm.

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The jannies didn't ban the wrongthinkers fast enough so the crazies are crying again.

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Welcome to ResetEra where you can only like what you're told to like

Thread's up to page 5 and before you ask, yes, both Spreadsheet and Kyujizz are in it.

That nigger better get back the fuck on the plantation. Niggers are bought and paid for with welfare and I'm certainly not going to brook any guff. If one of these uppity Uncle Toms think they can just leave because they got a little coin, I got a tree they can get familiar with. You coons better fall in line or expect to be swinging.

t. reset era

 

[Force and Character]

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The mods are having trouble with consistency with all those angry tears streaming down their faces

"Gatekeeping bigotry"? The fuck does that even mean? He's stopping people from becoming bigots? What does gatekeeping have to do with Chapelle? It's like they're literally playing bingo with their ban buzzwords.

 

[Dave.]

That nigger better get back the fuck on the plantation. Niggers are bought and paid for with welfare and I'm certainly not going to brook any guff. If one of these uppity Uncle Toms think they can just leave because they got a little coin, I got a tree they can get familiar with. You coons better fall in line or expect to be swinging.

t. reset era

They seem to have this mentality of, "I put my own money down on helping you and this is the thanks I get? Fuck you. I supported you now you do as I say." They have little interest in actually helping them, they just want to harvest attention and followers and put themselves as the higher ups in whatever following blacks form.

 

[repentance]

Let's just abolish that pesky Senate. What could possibly go wrong?

 

[Shaka Brah]

Let's just abolish that pesky Senate. What could possibly go wrong?

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"I love Democracy. I love the Republic. When this crisis is over..."

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

Let's just abolish that pesky Senate. What could possibly go wrong?

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Harry Potter may be canceled, but they obviously still believe in magic.

 

[School of Fish]

If there is anything white troons hate it's a successful black man. He will always be a coon, especially if he brings laughter and joy to the masses through comedy. The life of a tranny is being miserable 24/7, so everyone around them has to be miserable.

Speaking of coons

https://www.resetera.com/threads/spider-man-miles-morales-and-police-what-this-game-could-do-differently-spoilers-for-spider-man-2018.291302/post-46148363

It's basically this anyway.

 

[peanus weenus]

Fun fact, in less than 24 hours resetera produced a 170 pages long meltdown thread over microsoft buying bethesda.

 

[DriveByTrolling]

Absolute lunacy.

White troons hate black men, confirmed.

 

[Next Task]

I fully expect someone to call Mike Pondsmith a coon/white supremacist on page 1.

I agree with you, on with a huge caveat. They'd have to know a) who Mike Pondsmith is, and b) that he's black.

 

[UnclePhil]

The recommended specs for Cyberpunk dropped a few days ago. I'm excited because my new rig can handle the weight of it after all.

ResetEra is not excited because they are pathologically unable to recognize fortune. Life continues to treat them unfair. Aside from the fact that they are alive enough during the pandemic to cry on a video game forum, I cannot think of any other AAA mainstream title, outside of hentai, that lets you customize and combine your avatar's genitals. Saints Row the Third only let you lengthen your bulge. This is something that could be a dream to them, but it's happening, and it's still not good enough.

 

[Bad Take Crucifier]

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Absolute lunacy.

White troons hate black men, confirmed.

They hate Chapelle because he's inherently a threat the to "inclusive unity" lie, which tries to push that there is some sort of special alliance of "marginalized" people such as gays, blacks, hispanics, women (if they're not blonde), muslims, troons, etc. despite the fact that in natural circumstances these people tend to not overlap at all. (Ironically usually pushed by whites)

When you suggest "Actually, non-whites don't agree with your agenda either" it will be the worst thing you could possibly say. It exposes the truth that the actual working-class black or muslim man, for example would be horrified by the thought of a troon wanting to be near his children.

The recommended specs for Cyberpunk dropped a few days ago. I'm excited because my new rig can handle the weight of it after all.

ResetEra is not excited because they are pathologically unable to recognize fortune. Life continues to treat them unfair. Aside from the fact that they are alive enough during the pandemic to cry on a video game forum, I cannot think of any other AAA mainstream title, outside of hentai, that lets you customize and combine your avatar's genitals. Saints Row the Third only let you lengthen your bulge. This is something that could be a dream to them, but it's happening, and it's still not good enough.

Never forget

 

[CptnSnshn]

I wonder what Morrigan would do without her petty little internet power.

Have kids, not even joking she'd find some dude desperate or drunk enough to bust a nut in her and then spend the next 18 years being more of a helicopter parent than John Landis and making that kids life utter hell. She needs to have control over other people and what better way than to have someone who quite literally can't survive without you,

 

[Bad Take Crucifier]

Have kids, not even joking she'd find some dude desperate or drunk enough to bust a nut in her and then spend the next 18 years being more of a helicopter parent than John Landis and making that kids life utter hell. She needs to have control over other people and what better way than to have someone who quite literally can't survive without you,

I guess we should be thankful that NeoGAF is preventing these people from breeding.

 

[Dreamland]

Have kids, not even joking she'd find some dude desperate or drunk enough to bust a nut in her and then spend the next 18 years being more of a helicopter parent than John Landis and making that kids life utter hell. She needs to have control over other people and what better way than to have someone who quite literally can't survive without you,

She's quickly approaching the age where the prospects of having contact with kids is rapidly lowering to "The cool wine aunt" levels.

I guess we should be thankful that NeoGAF is preventing these people from breeding.

You're behind on your reading about NeoGAF to be honest.

 

[Bad Take Crucifier]

You're behind on your reading about NeoGAF to be honest.
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SOOO they got BTFO'd for white-knighting?

 

[Denmark Mafia]

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lmao

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How will Dave ever recover from upsetting .00002% of the population?

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Only the far-right manipulates user scores

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The mods are having trouble with consistency with all those angry tears streaming down their faces

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Just like literally every other Era controversy!

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>Star Wars avi

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Cancelling Sasha Baren Cohen for pretending cockroaches were jews and throwing money at them

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Imagine how hard their heads would explode if there was a trans person on the panel but it was one they hated like Blaire White or whatever.

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Saying you like Dave Chapelle will get you banned but wishing death on a black guy won't.

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Era breaches the irony threshold by comparing the comedy special called "sticks and stones" to actual bodily harm.

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The jannies didn't ban the wrongthinkers fast enough so the crazies are crying again.

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Welcome to ResetEra where you can only like what you're told to like

Thread's up to page 5 and before you ask, yes, both Spreadsheet and Kyujizz are in it.

So let's see what "CharGP02A" has been up to?

Spoiler

It's always Nintendo. And autism. Way too much of it. This is the average ResetEra poster in 2020. Imagine allowing your forum to be controlled by these degenerates.

Seana Anne (@chargp02a) is on Instagram

100 Followers, 209 Following, 48 Posts - See Instagram photos and videos from Seana Anne (@chargp02a)

www.instagram.com

 

[Dreamland]

Uncle Fester never looked this sexy.

It's always Nintendo. And autism. Way too much of it.

It does seem to be a leading theme is it not? i wonder if health insurance actuaries will ask people their opinion on nintendo to calculate risk of trooning out.

 

[RetardEra]

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Why is it ALWAYS Sonic?

 

[Denmark Mafia]

Why is it ALWAYS Sonic?

It's not Sonic, this faggot is simping for @Null