NeoGAF & ResetERA - The Hilarious N̶e̶v̶e̶r̶e̶n̶d̶i̶n̶g̶ Splintering "Gaming" Forum Circus

[Jaimas]

Oh nononono...
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*WHEEZE* AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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(alleged)

Gaming forum meanwhile debates the most pure of video games to discuss

Most wholesome gaming community?

I've been thinking about this recently, especially since the Mega Man Zero/ZX Collection came out and I've been spending more time among this community, but the Mega Man community is incredibly wholesome, respectful and actually focused on love of the material about 90% of the time. It's...

www.resetera.com

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Animal Crossing and Sekiro are literally the same game
He really has it out for FromSoft games
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Ugh fucking gamergaters actually playing games and talking about how game mechanics work.
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Fuck I need to do a meme on this one...uh...Nepenthe won't enforce any kinkshaming raids for the canine sex workers. Perfect.

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Oh hey, we have a thread on that incident. The ending is fucking amazing.

 

[DriveByTrolling]

Boris Johnson (UK Prime Minister) tests positive for coronavirus

Shit, that means Raab might be called in to substitute. god help the country Raab was spraying cough particles all over Johnson during their last parliamentary session, so that's probably where Johnson got it.

www.resetera.com

Is it okay to post on Resetera you hope Joe Biden dies for raping a woman?

Shugga's Actioned Posts

resetera.kiwifarms.net

Shugga is a total lunatic. One of Resetera's finest with permanent immunity.

 

[Dreamland]

The time has come:
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Men are better at everything, even at being a woman

 

[TaimuRadiu]

Foucault was an annoying faggot who probably died of GRIDS. All the post WW2 French intellectuals are annoying faggots who don't deserve to be taken seriously at all.

 

[AnOminous]

Shugga is a total lunatic. One of Resetera's finest with permanent immunity.

Maybe he really hates homosexuality and wants Mike Pence to institute nationwide shock therapy to return these homos to the straight and narrow with the healing glow of electricity.

Foucault was an annoying faggot who probably died of GRIDS. All the post WW2 French intellectuals are annoying faggots who don't deserve to be taken seriously at all.

No, he definitely did, and after spreading it more than a fair amount to young students, having concluded the virus theory of AIDS was bogus. He was a troll but you can't really understand the underpinnings of why the fuck SJWs are what they're like without reading him, much like Marx. Some of his stuff is worth reading for its own sake, though, with the caveat that at least 25% of it is deliberate nonsense.

 

[Shaka Brah]

No, he definitely did, and after spreading it more than a fair amount to young students, having concluded the virus theory of AIDS was bogus. He was a troll but you can't really understand the underpinnings of why the fuck SJWs are what they're like without reading him, much like Marx. Some of his stuff is worth reading for its own sake, though, with the caveat that at least 25% of it is deliberate nonsense.

Most of the worst nonsense actually came from his students writing about him, not from him directly. Foucault's successors are the original SJWs, using his theories to invent fake studies in order to get themselves positions in academia without having to fight others for them. Fashionable Nonsense is a good book if you want to read about their infiltration of the sciences.

 

[hell is other robots]

The chin on that always makes me laugh

Which one?

 

[AirdropShitposts]

I wonder what the likelihood of this not really having to do with corona-chan is...

Hmm.

edit: lol

 

[School of Fish]

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I wonder what the likelihood of this not really having to do with corona-chan is...

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Hmm.

edit: lol
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Well welcome to reality. When disaster hits, it's every man and woman for themselves. ResetEra are the type of people that will die first if everything that we call 'civilization' in the present day collapses in a Late Bronze Age collapse type of scenario.

 

[Oh Shit I'm Sorry]

It's almost as if being a sex pervert might catch up with you at some point...

Did Bernie use socialism to manipulate Joe into sexually assaulting all those women a few decades back?

Been a lollercoaster couple months for PoliEra. First the Bernie Bros take over then the senile old man mounts a massive comeback and clinches the nom so all the Hillary stans come crawling back out of the woodwork to resume screaming at the Bros and screeching about anyone who even dares suggest they may not vote and now the numerous allegations made against the Dem nominee are back in the spotlight so now it has turned into conspiracy theories about how this is all a plot by Bernie and struggling to find ways to demand people vote for their rapist over the other one.

 

[DriveByTrolling]

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It's almost as if being a sex pervert might catch up with you at some point...

Did Bernie use socialism to manipulate Joe into sexually assaulting all those women a few decades back?

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Been a lollercoaster couple months for PoliEra. First the Bernie Bros take over then the senile old man mounts a massive comeback and clinches the nom so all the Hillary stans come crawling back out of the woodwork to resume screaming at the Bros and screeching about anyone who even dares suggest they may not vote and now the numerous allegations made against the Dem nominee are back in the spotlight so now it has turned into conspiracy theories about how this is all a plot by Bernie and struggling to find ways to demand people vote for their rapist over the other one.

It's became clear Resetera, led by Isamu Fukui/B-Dubs, hates socialism and loves capitalism.

Resetera stands strong with the 1488 THQ Nordic JonTron Trump brigade

"You're nothing": Joe Biden rape victim comes forward in brave audio interview

This is fucking ridiculous. Do you even care about whether or not it happened versus whether or not an accusation is made? Believe women doesn't mean guilty unless proven innocent. If you don't care to know the difference between that and treating allegations seriously, you're never...

www.resetera.com

You said it bro. Resetera HATES socialism, but LOVES RAPE (and pedophilia).

 

[Leonard Helplessness]

Bernie's been raped by the DNC too many times at this point. Don't trigger him.

Surfinn only trusts quality journalism from quality outlets.

"I plugged my ears to every mention that Biden is a rapist until my preferred newspaper reported it. Oh, and the real problem here isn't that Biden literally raped someone; it's that newspapers with an agenda are reporting on it, and fuck that. I only read totally fair and unbiased sources like Vox. Oh and the accuser is an evil Russian bitch which doesn't change the story but I'm just putting that out there. Y'know. Believe all women but any woman who speaks up while having the wrong opinion needs to die."

Believe all women, but don't lift a damn finger when they're raped, because that might rock the boat. All rapes are forgiven if they're committed in the name of defeating Trump, after all.

Most importantly, believe all women, but don't ever fucking change your vote because of them, traitor. Vote based on a candidate's support of established Democratic policies, not based on how many rapes the candidate has committed.

Technically what he did wasn't considered rape back then, so Biden was really just being a silly old goof. Vote Biden.

I remember when I had as much faith in the political system as blue_whale does. In my mind, politicians were handsome men in suits who kissed babies and stopped criminals and built schools and roads and cities and libraries. Then I turned five.

As did Mekanos. This particular pokemon has grown weary of the fight against political corruption, and looks to other nations as exemplars of government that is truly of, by, and for the people. Perhaps he will find such a government some day. I wish him the best.

CamberGreber, on the other hand, is blackpilled. He is an old, hardened man, and knows that desperate times call for desperate measures. He lives in the real world -- a grim, dark world devoid of heroes and morals. CamberGreber marches bravely to the polling station and examines his ballot, which lists two potential rulers: "Rapist" and "Rapist." He casts his vote for the one not printed in boldface, and marches back home, proud to have done his political duty.

 

[CharlesBarkley]

Bernie Sanders raped me behind a KFC in 1993. He spitted on his hand and shoved it into my anus while screaming "You like that? Fuck all women!!" And I begged him to stop but after he fisted my hole for ten seconds, he released, took a shit on the street and told me some woman would clean that up later.

Vox refuses to write my story... but if I switch the name to Biden, I keep getting emails asking for followup.

 

[TowinKarz]

Well welcome to reality. When disaster hits, it's every man and woman for themselves. ResetEra are the type of people that will die first if everything that we call civilization in the present day collapses in a Late Bronze Age collapse type of scenario.

This pandemic has been a wake up call to a sheltered generation that thought good vibes and the "right" politics would ward off all "evil" in any forms, the idea that something would be BEYOND the ability of any human body to control (and thereby have the troonery crowd control IT through threatening to cite unverifiable levels of suffering on their part) and would just up and REFUSE to check it's privilege and roll right over you with NO recourse has shattered a lot of world views.

It's the final wrap up of a 5-year-collapse of everything PCism stood for because at long last it can't be denied it has NOT worked.

Better worlds must be built, they cannot be wished for and gifted through stunning acts of virtue signaling.

 

[DriveByTrolling]

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Bernie's been raped by the DNC too many times at this point. Don't trigger him.

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Surfinn only trusts quality journalism from quality outlets.

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"I plugged my ears to every mention that Biden is a rapist until my preferred newspaper reported it. Oh, and the real problem here isn't that Biden literally raped someone; it's that newspapers with an agenda are reporting on it, and fuck that. I only read totally fair and unbiased sources like Vox. Oh and the accuser is an evil Russian bitch which doesn't change the story but I'm just putting that out there. Y'know. Believe all women but any woman who speaks up while having the wrong opinion needs to die."

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Believe all women, but don't lift a damn finger when they're raped, because that might rock the boat. All rapes are forgiven if they're committed in the name of defeating Trump, after all.

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Most importantly, believe all women, but don't ever fucking change your vote because of them, traitor. Vote based on a candidate's support of established Democratic policies, not based on how many rapes the candidate has committed.

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Technically what he did wasn't considered rape back then, so Biden was really just being a silly old goof. Vote Biden.

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I remember when I had as much faith in the political system as blue_whale does. In my mind, politicians were handsome men in suits who kissed babies and stopped criminals and built schools and roads and cities and libraries. Then I turned five.

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As did Mekanos. This particular pokemon has grown weary of the fight against political corruption, and looks to other nations as exemplars of government that is truly of, by, and for the people. Perhaps he will find such a government some day. I wish him the best.

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CamberGreber, on the other hand, is blackpilled. He is an old, hardened man, and knows that desperate times call for desperate measures. He lives in the real world -- a grim, dark world devoid of heroes and morals. CamberGreber marches bravely to the polling station and examines his ballot, which lists two potential rulers: "Rapist" and "Rapist." He casts his vote for the one not printed in boldface, and marches back home, proud to have done his political duty.

At this point Joe Biden is basically gamergate so it's incredibly disappointing to see Resetera and all the jannies on that forum still supporting him.

 

[AnOminous]

At this point Joe Biden is basically gamergate so it's incredibly disappointing to see Resetera and all the jannies on that forum still supporting him.

They might as well all just rape Zoe Quinn while shouting "GAMERS RISE UP" at this point.

 

[Lord Xenu]

Which one?

I fully accept all horrified ratings but I feel that a spoiler or thumbnailed image would significantly reduce the hilarious impact.

 

[Ruin]

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If you're already ugly why choose hideous glasses and makeup? Minimizing your existing flaws through flattering accessories and makeup is like girl 101.

 

[Hog On Ice]

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I fully accept all horrified ratings but I feel that a spoiler or thumbnailed image would significantly reduce the hilarious impact.

 

[frozenrunner]

If you're already ugly why choose hideous glasses and makeup? Minimizing your existing flaws through flattering accessories and makeup is like girl 101.

Nothing about this dude screams "girl," including his tastes.