NeoGAF & ResetERA - The Hilarious N̶e̶v̶e̶r̶e̶n̶d̶i̶n̶g̶ Splintering "Gaming" Forum Circus

[ChevroletBlackboard]

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Also, YIKES:
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Sophia (UK Famous) Narwitz on Twitter

“You had 3 unpaid staff members, all of whom left after I did. So... press X”

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Oh so NOW it's OK to cite Sophia. Remember when they unpersoned her?

 

[Dirty Mug]

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Wow, what a massive faggot.

Reminder Xaszatm dislikes big anime tiddies and thicc women but he likes Atelier games, hmm...

 

[Rei is shit]

Posting this now so I can come back to it later. I'm sure this will either develop into a complete shitshow or get deleted by some troon mod.

Why Nice Guys Finish Last

There's a fascinating essay by Julia Serano that explores the truth around the popular notion that 'nice guys always finish last'. Basically the notion is that most women find themselves attracted to 'bad boys' and end up choosing them over 'nice guys', creating a feedback loop that incentivizes...

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Either way, its developing about how you'd expect

 

[samuraicrack]

The fact that a tweet making the implication that paraphrasing information from video game press releases and social media PR accounts takes any sort of talent or creativity whatsoever has got almost 1,000 likes is honestly all you need to know about the Nichegamer/Gematsu controversy and the gaming journalism community as a whole.



EDIT: Starting to kinda wonder if there was some ulterior motive to Gematsu unloading all this shit publicly after years of plagiarism accusations if his recent liked Tweets are anything to go by.

 

[Cable 7]

For being one of the most derranged users on era, I'm shocked no one's looked into who the fuck Shugga is.
Watch him get doxed and traced to being a kiwifarmer. That'd be fucking hillarious.

 

[Someone in a Tree]

Era seems to want games to be taken seriously as an art form while also demanding that developers restrict their artistic vision to appeal to the lowest common denominator. Great idea! While we’re at it, let’s demand that Cormac McCarthy releases an edit for his next novel with all the difficult words taken out. That way, even morons like these can read the book they bought. That is what they’re owed, after all.

“Where’s the ‘settings’ page so I can turn on the quotation marks?”

 

[AnOminous]

And that doesn't resemble racism at all.

They are literally a bunch of white dudes marginalizing and tone policing a racial minority with their privileged status as white males.

That would be the best thing ever. The chimpouts from ResetEra, Kotaku, and Polygon would be heard from outside the galaxy.

Also none of your achievements would count and your avatar would be locked to a crying baby.

I've gotten old enough that I have completely shit reaction times and can't beat games that used to be trivial when I was a kid. Souls games bosses are just an exercise in frustration to me. That's a me problem, not a game problem.

Me too, and I just cope with the fact that there are some things I can no longer do as an old fuck. I am going to get my ass handed to me by 12 year olds in any FPS unless I change strategy to make my experience cover my now-sad hand-eye coordination. There's a reason you just don't see people outside of their 20s playing vidya games competitively.

Sometimes you just have to cope with the fact not everything in life is for you and sometimes age and lack of time is going to mean you can't even do something well that you used to do well.

And at that point an adult will just cope with that instead of screaming and crying like an absolute fucking baby about how unfair it all is.

Game journalism today is about as useful as a Blockbuster store. Steam reviews and twitch streams is all you need.

It's hard to astroturf some bullshit thing like pimping shitty trash like Sunset if you can watch what's being said in real time and what the game actually looks and plays like. Even a paid shill can't make a turd look good on a playthrough. Being able to refund shit also helps. The "games journalists" are angry that they're completely irrelevant and when they try to pimp some crap now, everyone just ignores them and goes and plays some politically incorrect game they actually want to play.

 

[ducktales4gameboy]

For the cherry on top, let the final mission be inaccessible for the lowest difficulty. They want the ending, they need to git gud.

Much like Diggeh and his copypasta, I'll never let the world forget possibly the funniest game journalist self-own of all time.

 

[EmpGulcasa]

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I always feel warm and fuzzy inside when the very vocal idiots get turned on by the hivemind and get to experience things from the other side, not that they'd ever learn from it.

 

[DriveByTrolling]

They are literally a bunch of white dudes marginalizing and tone policing a racial minority with their privileged status as white males.



Also none of your achievements would count and your avatar would be locked to a crying baby.



Me too, and I just cope with the fact that there are some things I can no longer do as an old fuck. I am going to get my ass handed to me by 12 year olds in any FPS unless I change strategy to make my experience cover my now-sad hand-eye coordination. There's a reason you just don't see people outside of their 20s playing vidya games competitively.

Sometimes you just have to cope with the fact not everything in life is for you and sometimes age and lack of time is going to mean you can't even do something well that you used to do well.

And at that point an adult will just cope with that instead of screaming and crying like an absolute fucking baby about how unfair it all is.



It's hard to astroturf some bullshit thing like pimping shitty trash like Sunset if you can watch what's being said in real time and what the game actually looks and plays like. Even a paid shill can't make a turd look good on a playthrough. Being able to refund shit also helps. The "games journalists" are angry that they're completely irrelevant and when they try to pimp some crap now, everyone just ignores them and goes and plays some politically incorrect game they actually want to play.

This is because you take self-responsibility and change/move on. You either know your limits, or you keep trying if you'd like.

Resetera expects the whole world to change for them when they piss their pants and go online to scream into a void how they can't get past the start screen of a game.

I have no doubts a lot of this is to do with autism, but it's still up to low-functioning autists to get help outwith demanding the world changes for them.

 

[hell is other robots]

I always feel warm and fuzzy inside when the very vocal idiots get turned on by the hivemind and get to experience things from the other side, not that they'd ever learn from it.

It's a battle royal in gaming forum form. Too bad the game takes so long.

 

[Leonard Helplessness]

@CrunkLord420

Spoiler: TRIGGER WARNING: TRIGGERED

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I wonder how this retard feels about Prison Architect. They just released another DLC, in which the term "triggered" is prominently used to describe a mentally ill inmate having a violent meltdown.

 

[Army Burger]

I wonder how this exceptional individual feels about Prison Architect. They just released another DLC, in which the term "triggered" is prominently used to describe a mentally ill inmate having a violent meltdown.

They're probably triggered about it

 

[FuckedUp]

I wonder how this exceptional individual feels about Prison Architect. They just released another DLC, in which the term "triggered" is prominently used to describe a mentally ill inmate having a violent meltdown.

They probably haven't heard of it. The only games they know about are ones with "problematic" content/devs or tons of SJW pandering

 

[Hog On Ice]

Posting this now so I can come back to it later. I'm sure this will either develop into a complete shitshow or get deleted by some troon mod.

Why Nice Guys Finish Last

There's a fascinating essay by Julia Serano that explores the truth around the popular notion that 'nice guys always finish last'. Basically the notion is that most women find themselves attracted to 'bad boys' and end up choosing them over 'nice guys', creating a feedback loop that incentivizes...

www.resetera.com

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“I get that this is written by a women, but it reeks of incel bs.”

Julia Serano - Cocky

TS word play. http://www.juliaserano.com This video is what made me choose to transition instead of suicide. I've watched the bullshit in the comments for ye...

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[JuanLee]

What does "woman" mean in the sentence "transwomen are women

If asked whether transwomen are women, I usually response "sure." This response is typical and expected for members of the left. I believe that transwomen should be treated as women, believe they are women, should be granted protections that women receive, and so forth. The problem is that I'm...

www.resetera.com

NO DISCUSSION ALLOWED

Permanently banned for transphobic rhetoric and subsequently requested an account deletion.

Press F I guess.

 

[BillionBisonBucks]

everytime one of them says this, I just think of Broly Legs and Rocky Nohands . There is only one real thing anyone can do. git gud

If I was a billionaire, I would commission those two for assistance in making a game - They understand difficulty and skill, and would have excellent insight into how to make a game accessible without removing teeth.

And it'd be phenomenal to watch the accessibility-whiners get demolished by that game.

 

[Ververg]

THEY NEVER
LET
GO

Will we see The Last Night in 2020?

This game caught my eye ever since it's first trailer during E3 a few years ago, mostly because of the Blade Runner vibe. I know they have had a lot attention since but I wonder what's going on? I haven't heard or read anything about it for ages. E3 2017 trailer below: Do you think we'll see...

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Within 5 minutes, Nabbit is there. Hasn't it been like a year since hes been in any of these threads? I vaguely remember seeing his posts in the THQ Nordic saga

 

[kobrum]

If I was a billionaire, I would commission those two for assistance in making a game - They understand difficulty and skill, and would have excellent insight into how to make a game accessible without removing teeth.

And it'd be phenomenal to watch the accessibility-whiners get demolished by that game.

throw in Halfcoordinated (So long as you can stand the amount of "accessibility" talk he does and focus mainly on the stuff he plays) and I can get behind that.

 

[Oh Shit I'm Sorry]

41 pages already lmao

A mod with a Star Wars avi steps in to remind the inmates that Star Wars is serious fuckin business

All games should have an "retard mode". Sure the main draw of games like Sekiro is learning and mastering the mechanics but fuck that, just add invincibility. And make it a modifier, not a cheat code, that way the shitters won't have their feelings hurt when using it and watching the game play itself.

Multiplayer games should do this too. Keep getting fucked up in Rainbow Six Siege? Boom, activate God Mode so other players can't kill you anymore. This will also make e-sports more inclusive too, now players without skill will be able to join teams of professionals and contribute by one-hit killing everything! Fuck people who spend hundreds of hours mastering fighting games that's the absolute opposite of inclusive. Boom, now they die in one hit.

Fuck yeah, accessibility!

Ah yes the lead designer from *squints* Iridium Studios.

Yeah that looks like the resume someone who unironically types "HARDCORE BROZ" would have.

Never forgive. Never forgetti.

I like how they keep finding things to get mad at Cenk about that AREN'T the genocide denial. He said the N-word a decade ago? Death by firing squad.

Fuck it, I'm done.