NeoGAF & ResetERA - The Hilarious N̶e̶v̶e̶r̶e̶n̶d̶i̶n̶g̶ Splintering "Gaming" Forum Circus

[Denmark Mafia]

Anybody notice this guy? Is this a Crossing Eden alt?

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Some of you need to go outside? Yeah, all of Resetera. Where else would you see 30+ year old men crying about a light colored bandicoot wearing a watermelon tshirt in a kids kart racing game?



"Whether or not our inmates are fucking insane and posting fake news does not dictate the validity of their concerns."

Straight up insanity.

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"Muh oppression, I feel mocked!" - Resetera, 2019.

Even bigger size of the terrorist image

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I bet you PewDiePie is responsible for this hate crime. Stay safe Jussie Smollett and DigitalOP.

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"Black people are just animals, confirmed." - Resetera, 2019.

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"Developers have no excuse including a watermelon t-shirt in a kids racing game, all watermelons are racist and the white man's weapon against people of color." - Resetera, 2019.

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Just ban watermelons from REE and be done with it.

"We are not interested in providing a platform for incredibly offensive fruits"

 

[Dessus de Jouet]

Well, they're doing the "modern installment of old ip but WITH GURRRLS KICKING ASS as a shocking fresh twist!!!" thing right, since they came up with actually cute appealing girls as protagonists and not the usual hideous raging horsefaced trannies that other woke developers like to shove in their games nowadays, this is probably the best way to appease everyone and WayForward gets it.
Of course the obsessive "every girl portrayed to be cuter than a man in drag is problematic and sexualized" and "it's still girls beating based men to save their boyfriend so it's sjw propaganda" retards are never going to be pleased anyway.

 

[Particle Bored]

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Just what the hell exactly is waifu culture?

I've been an anime fan since I was kid and I have heard of the term waifu but haven't really thought that much about it. When I came to ERA, I started hearing the term waifu culture and how people criticized it as being creepy, toxic and misogynistic. So I was wondering, just what the hell is...

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No fun allowed and no faggotry detected, therefore, topic closed.

"Discussion forum".



The term "good discussion" on Resetera is a funny one. Basically means whatever the thought-police dictate as "good".

"The workers, I mean, NPCs, are not allowed to have any fun. Fun is haram." - Isamu Fukui, 2019.

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CTR Nitro Fueled, the relationship ender.

Methinks Trn25 may be a new Woke Bespoke.

 

[Charlie Delicious]

Time for some more cancellations on Resetera. Soon all you'll be allowed to watch is Contrapoints. The woke left used to be those complaining Conservatives were trying to ban/restrict everything edgy/violent/sexy/crude/funny, now look at them

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Should Your Boyfriend Play Mario Maker 2?

That opening bit was great,

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But some (soon to be banned) normies have had enough

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And an old face appears to be an insufferable piece of shit, as always

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Where is your power now Bish? Can't ban everyone breathing who doesn't agree with you? Don't worry the lunatics Isamu Fukui put in charge carry on your legacy. The most hated forum on the internet for gaming, filled with an owner, mods and admins no one likes. Even the userbase on the site

Imagine being one of these people. Imagine living these lives. Not able to go through a day and have some fun on youtube or play a game (Crash Team Racing) without crying or going online to ask permission from the thought-police to view/play.

Speaking of CTR, the lunacy of Resetera spreads far and wide

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https://twitter.com/LonelyGoomba/status/1147762809117257729

Oh no! ResetERA wants nothing to do with Girlfriend Reviews!? This is gonna hurt GR when they ...

*Checks notes*

Gain thousands of new subscribers

 

[UnclePhil]

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Please do him a massive favor and break up.

 

[AnOminous]

uh, he hugged JonTron

it's like being photographed with Hitler, or worse, Trump

Someone should pay JonTron to go out and hug all their faves so they instantly get transmogrified into Nazis by magic.

 

[Higgins]

I haven’t keep up with the drama, but I could’ve sworn there was a banner here that confirmed that a bunch of pedos were running ResetEra right? Once kid fuckers are apart of your community and are protected, you have no moral high ground.

 

[c-no]

I haven’t keep up with the drama, but I could’ve sworn there was a banner here that confirmed that a bunch of pedos were running ResetEra right? Once kid fuckers are apart of your community and are protected, you have no moral high ground.

Yeah, some leaks speaking of ResetEra having pedos. Still, despite having pedos, it won't stop the members from taking a moral high horse in speaking against shit they think is problematic, such as some weeb term or thinking "not making a game being a political soapbox" is code for "fascism".

 

[AnOminous]

I haven’t keep up with the drama, but I could’ve sworn there was a banner here that confirmed that a bunch of pedos were running ResetEra right? Once kid fuckers are apart of your community and are protected, you have no moral high ground.

Yes, and when they got called out for it, they obviously shielded for the pedos and banned the person complaining.

Nobody knows if Isamu Fukui is himself a pederast.

 

[hell is other robots]

uh, he hugged JonTron

it's like being photographed with Hitler, or worse, Trump

This is the oddest game of Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon ever.

 

[Judge Dredd]

Well, they're doing the "modern installment of old ip but WITH GURRRLS KICKING ASS as a shocking fresh twist!!!" thing right, since they came up with actually cute appealing girls as protagonists and not the usual hideous raging horsefaced trannies that other woke developers like to shove in their games nowadays, this is probably the best way to appease everyone and WayForward gets it.
Of course the obsessive "every girl portrayed to be cuter than a man in drag is problematic and sexualized" and "it's still girls beating based men to save their boyfriend so it's sjw propaganda" exceptional individuals are never going to be pleased anyway.

There's a saying I like which goes something like "If you keep punching someone in the face, you can't complain if they flinch when you raise your fist."

For me the 2 biggest concerns are the crazy Twitter sperg working at Wayforward, and that the boyfriends look like woke hipsters.

Someone should pay JonTron to go out and hug all their faves so they instantly get transmogrified into Nazis by magic.

Better yet, have ContraPoints go on Joe Rogan.

 

[Corbin Dallas Multipass]

Listen... there are harmful stereotypes, and then there are... other stereotypes.

For example, the stereotype of black people being hypermasculine, with everything that goes along with it. Extra strong, athletic, super strong sex drive, more prone to violence... it's easy to see how even the 'positive' aspects of that feed into the harmful stereotype that these people are dangerous.

On the other hand, you've got stereotypes like... black people like fried chicken and watermelon. OK.... I like fried chicken too. Who doesn't? And while I personally don't care for watermelon so much anymore, as a kid I loved it... like all kids seem to.

Who cares about the black people liking watermelon stereotype? No serious racist uses that stereotype to hurt anyone. The only reason its kept around is to jump on people who accidentally refer to it. Remember that whole kerfuffle about the cartoon where Obama was brushing his teeth with... WATERMELON FLAVORED TOOTHPASTE?!?
Then it turned out to be completely innocent, and on top of that, the cartoon publisher realized the possible issue and changed it...

I suppose they are used in an actual example of "dogwhistling", which is to say, if I am at a cookout and a family friend makes a crack about black people liking watermelons, I have an idea he probably enjoys racist jokes and isn't super touchy about racist stuff. If he makes a crack about black people stealing things I'll be less amused and assume he's a regular old racist.

 

[InfamyBrah]

Dark Phoenix is about end it's theater run bombing harder than Fant4stic and with it's domestic total take less than Apocalypse's opening weekend.

https://www.cbr.com/dark-phoenix-bomb-harder-fantastic-four/ According to Forbes, Dark Phoenix will earn $430,000 at this weekend's box office for a domestic total of $64.628 million. This is actually less than what X-Men: Apocalypse earned in its first weekend and means the movie will finish...

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Go woke, go broke. Resetera in tears right now.

"Bu-but I've bought ten tickets to support women in first role".

While Logan is about an alpha male with heart, tearing people with his claws and is regarded as one of the best marvel movie out there. You can't fight reality.

 

[Stock Image Photographer]

Dark Phoenix is about end it's theater run bombing harder than Fant4stic and with it's domestic total take less than Apocalypse's opening weekend.

https://www.cbr.com/dark-phoenix-bomb-harder-fantastic-four/ According to Forbes, Dark Phoenix will earn $430,000 at this weekend's box office for a domestic total of $64.628 million. This is actually less than what X-Men: Apocalypse earned in its first weekend and means the movie will finish...

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Go woke, go broke. Resetera in tears right now.

"Bu-but I've bought ten tickets to support women in first role".

While Logan is about an alpha male with heart, tearing people with his claws and is regarded as one of the best marvel movie out there. You can't fight reality.

Except that's not what's happening in that thread at all. Currently, none of the 156 posts in that thread are saying anything like what you're suggesting they're saying. The vast majority of them are expressing apathy about the movie or saying that the film's poor quality was inevitable because Fox kept on previous bad directors, and expressing relief that the X-Men films are finally over. ResetEra does enough retarded shit on its own, we don't have to make up stuff they've done.

 

[DriveByTrolling]

Resetera shocked absolutely no one outside of their hugbox gives a shit about a watermelon t-shirt on a bandicoot and that the devs haven't come begging for forgiveness yet.

Better not let "white people be left to their own devices". One second it's watermelon t-shirts, the next it's gas chambers being installed in all shopping malls. #SubscribetoPDP

 

[InfamyBrah]

Except that's not what's happening in that thread at all. Currently, none of the 156 posts in that thread are saying anything like what you're suggesting they're saying. The vast majority of them are expressing apathy about the movie or saying that the film's poor quality was inevitable because Fox kept on previous bad directors, and expressing relief that the X-Men films are finally over. ResetEra does enough exceptional shit on its own, we don't have to make up stuff they've done.

The usual "woke" suspects are avoiding the thread, of course you won't see much reaction there. Same shit happened with the MI movie with a black woman, recently. They hyped it up like madness before the movie came out and barely spoke about it when awful Metacritic rating and bad revenue hit the news.

 

[DriveByTrolling]

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You can now track Amir0x. He's staying in a Christian homeless shelter



"If you have information regarding the whereabouts of this offender, submit a tip"



Signed up for Resetera.com (a secret pedo ring) and is staying with ZhugeEX!

 

[AnOminous]

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Resetera shocked absolutely no one outside of their hugbox gives a shit about a watermelon t-shirt on a bandicoot and that the devs haven't come begging for forgiveness yet.

Better not let "white people be left to their own devices". One second it's watermelon t-shirts, the next it's gas chambers being installed in all shopping malls. #SubscribetoPDP

Nobody is talking about it because it is complete bullshit that nobody other than utter crazies on the looniest troon site on the Internet cares about.

Signed up for Resetera.com (a secret pedo ring) and is staying with ZhugeEX!

Wouldn't it be a problem for him to sign up for REEEE? Registered sex offenders like him are generally supposed not to associate with other pedophiles.

 

[Dessus de Jouet]

There's a saying I like which goes something like "If you keep punching someone in the face, you can't complain if they flinch when you raise your fist."

For me the 2 biggest concerns are the crazy Twitter sperg working at Wayforward, and that the boyfriends look like woke hipsters.


Better yet, have ContraPoints go on Joe Rogan.

Nah, they're just the typical cute overly unmasculine guys that you get nowadays in anime aimed at fujos (even though it's not-anime made by an american female artist, in this case), they might have gone a bit too far with the otome-ization and "modernization" of classic characters like Kunio and Riki though.
But yeah, the crazy canadian Twitter tard that was also responsible for the woke-ish River City Underground being at the helm of this one too is kinda worrying.

 

[DriveByTrolling]

Almost as pathetic as Amir0x being a pedo.

ASaiyan has done this shit before, he's a complete lunatic

The Phobic Crimes of Katsura Hashino (Director/Producer, ATLUS)

WHAT IS THIS? It was suggested by several members in the ongoing thread about the Catherine: Full Body scandal (see below) that a "megathread" be created about the man responsible, Katsura Hashino. The purpose of said thread would be to educate Era users about his views, works, and the...

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Let's Have A Conversation About YouTubers (A Megathread)

INTRODUCTION Hey all. It's me, ASaiyan, and if you can believe it, this thread wasn't my idea. That honor belongs to Kyle Cross , who also provided much of the evidence and examples used in this thread, and obtained clearance from mods for its creation. Kyle Cross was possessed of the strange...

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