NeoGAF & ResetERA - The Hilarious N̶e̶v̶e̶r̶e̶n̶d̶i̶n̶g̶ Splintering "Gaming" Forum Circus

[EmpGulcasa]

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i hope this is true lmao

If it is that would be hilarious, but I wouldn't put it past them to just lie about something like that.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

IGN helpfully screenshot them all 18 years ago: https://www.ign.com/articles/2005/07/19/qb-vision-cones

I don't exactly know all my circa-2005 Black QBs but this doesn't seem to be true at all: Culpepper, McNabb and McNair have some of the largest ones. Vick's is small but that's accurate?

 

[jallsballs]

Unsure if this is new lore but everyones favorite incel was a dishwasher before recently moving with his parents to Oklahoma (for some reason I thought he worked at target)

 

[TruffleSpark]

If it is that would be hilarious, but I wouldn't put it past them to just lie about something like that.

 

[Vic Viper T301]

Unsure if this is new lore but everyones favorite incel was a dishwasher before recently moving with his parents to Oklahoma (for some reason I thought he worked at target)

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This guy also posts on d-pad.life, where he started a new thread with the exact same title the same day he made this post.

 

[Whoopsie Daisy]

Whatever happened to that faggot merrick from neogaf? Didn't neofag out him as a peadophile and that's what got them booted off of reddit?

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Hey guys, downplay and dismiss concerns of any imperialist war crimes lately? And then blame everyone who responded to your bait and any other historically ignorant comments it sparked?

https://www.resetera.com/threads/japanese-backlash-to-barbenheimer.748402/

 

[Dreamland]

Hey guys, downplay and dismiss concerns of any imperialist war crimes lately? And then blame everyone who responded to your bait and any other historically ignorant comments it sparked?

https://www.resetera.com/threads/japanese-backlash-to-barbenheimer.748402/

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I have never seen a total of 3 moderator incursions within the span of 20 minutes siding with (by attacking the opposition to) the people who find autoclaving cities to be abhorrent and also the side that states that in a democratic nation the people carry responsibility over their government's policy and should therefore feel the consequences of the war.

B-dubs for fuck's sake can't you at least coordinate this shit in the secret discords?

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Islamic Content connoisseurs, The Bore discovered Overwatch fan fiction written by Nepenthe circa 2020. I have attached it for your enjoyment, horror, and prayers to Allah. Just remember:

 

[Drama Fan]

Islamic Content connoisseurs, The Bore discovered Overwatch fan fiction written by Nepenthe circa 2020. I have attached it for your enjoyment, horror, and prayers to Allah. Just remember:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=501NHZ8CL18

I had to check to make sure that it was erotic fan fiction despite knowing that it had a 100% chance of being that. I put the first 2 pages into summarizer.org just to give people a taste

• A series of quiet Portuguese commercials played on the mounted widescreen, underscored by the muffled hiss of a shower behind closed doors.
• Hana had already taken hers and sat on the far edge of the king-sized bed undoing her hair.
• A cozy warmth was present as heat ebbed both from her skin and the faded afternoon.
• Blackout shades had been drawn to further regulate the temperature the television and a lamp next to the opposite side of the bed added a sleepy dimness to the bedroom.
• Hana had been successful in convincing Lcio to let her help with stalling the Vishkar Corporations inroads in urban development.
• An enticing hustle about a middle-class standard of living had made way for totalitarianism in his neighborhood a few years ago, and his flashfire revolution hadnt been a complete deterrent for them.
• Fighting Vishkar was dangerous and sometimes demeaning work, work he felt wouldnt be appropriate for someone of Hanas idol status to engage in.
• He got lit into by herand experienced something else- and a couple days later both were tearing up the streets to thwart an astroturfing protest that had brewed over into an intentional maelstrom.
• She got off easy, having been in her MEKA the majority of the incident.
• Lcio had the pleasure of being in his skates which, while second nature, couldnt match her MEKAs infinite stamina.
• Inflammation seized at his legs, abdomen, and right arm all day, only faltering in its grip at the presence of hot water.
• Hed been in the bathroom for almost half an hour stretching out, but then began drifting off.
• When Hana yelled asking if he was still alive he snapped to attention, finished, and sauntered out in nothing but navy boxer briefs and a handful of clothes.
• A pleasant musk of shower steam and a woody body wash wafted inside.
• Her heart jumped.
• A craving skimmed her mind, and she hummed.

How old is Nepenthe? I always assumed like early 30's but she writes like a teenager.

 

[jallsballs]

An enticing hustle about a middle-class standard of living had made way for totalitarianism in his neighborhood a few years ago, and his flashfire revolution hadnt been a complete deterrent for them.

That was the expectation for free-wheeling artists in the midst of reconstruction: his street sense and artistic flair were supposed to manifest into this alluring ability to screw hard before he always had to jump to some other venture. It got the job done well enough.

lol

 

[jallsballs]

sometimes i stumble on an old thread and miss this faggot

 

[Falcos_Commisar]

How old is Nepenthe? I always assumed like early 30's but she writes like a teenager.

Being a morbidly obese loser who probably works minimum wage or is on disability makes you line for High school where you probably peaked.

Like 99% of Neogaf/Reset era users.

 

[jallsballs]

Resetera attempts to discuss masculinity and how society fails young boys

https://www.resetera.com/threads/washington-post-opinion-men-are-lost-here%E2%80%99s-a-map-out-of-the-wilderness.750814

It goes exactly as you'd expect

 

[Judge Dredd]

"Dismissing concerns on nuclear warfare" has to be my new favourite ban message, and should be in the random.txt.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

How old is Nepenthe? I always assumed like early 30's but she writes like a teenager.

Like 27-28, I can look it up if you really want. She's quite younger than most of the regulars on there.

Resetera attempts to discuss masculinity and how society fails young boys

https://www.resetera.com/threads/washington-post-opinion-men-are-lost-here%E2%80%99s-a-map-out-of-the-wilderness.750814

It goes exactly as you'd expect

Lots of great dumb shit:

 

[Drama Fan]

Like 27-28, I can look it up if you really want. She's quite younger than most of the regulars on there.

No need to do that on my behalf. It's still a bit bewildering that someone even who would have been 25 would write that shit, but I guess they are a ResetEra poweruser after all.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

No need to do that on my behalf. It's still a bit bewildering that someone even who would have been 25 would write that shit, but I guess they are a ResetEra poweruser after all.

Before she was that she was a janny on a Sonic fan forum: https://www.sonicstadium.org/profile/1146-nepenthe/

 

[I Know 孤独のせい]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/th...-is-a-choice-spoilers-for-xenoblade-3.751819/

The combined autism in this thread is certainly something. XB2 is the gift that keeps on giving. Probably one of the games that causes the most butt hurt on retardera. From the typical "its misogynistic" to the "idea" that people would be embarrassed to wear this in public. Barley anyone would recognize what that is, to most people is would look like some cartoon/anime thing. And even those who understand the reference would would probably say nothing or something positive.

At this point the majority of user over there must be trolls.

 

[George Floyd Sneed]

sometimes i stumble on an old thread and miss this faggot

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My favorite blame space story is that the instant be became unbanned on NeoGAF, he started posting again. I’m talking like within seconds.