need help dealing with troon at work

[Constellationzero]

Do the skanky leg

I HIGHLY recommend the gool ol' Southern Illinois Tard Haka.

 

[Procrastinhater]

UPDATE: my boss said the troon is going to be fired soon anyways. guess nobody wants to deal with her in general. total aryan victory and TTD achieved

Congrats Bro.
TTD Viktory Achieved!

 

[Mr Darwin]

I can hear her whiney voice in my head based on your description, or maybe I'm just a schizophrenic.
Modern society does feel like schizophrenia sometimes, the "noise" never shuts up.

 

[Billy Hargrove]

Wow a troon/pooner getting fired for being a nuisance. Who ever heard of that.

 

[Seething Troon Collector]

UPDATE: my boss said the troon is going to be fired soon anyways. guess nobody wants to deal with her in general. total aryan victory and TTD achieved

It's a Christmas miracle. Tell gayden to not let the door hit her in the ass on her way out.
I'm sure the testosterone-fueled meltdown will be glorious.

 

[not william stenchever]

Total Gayden Defeat

 

[The Magnificence]

"K."
"right."
"Really."
"I see."
"hm."
"Oh."

If she starts accusing you of thought or emotion crimes just say you have autism and she's really triggering you right now.

Alternatively, become the Concern Troll.

"Troon, it's not appropriate to discuss private matters with customers."

"We shouldn't discuss family matters at work as not everyone has a family."

"This seems political, or very close to it. We shouldn't be discussing political topics at work, Troon, we aren't here for that."

You will probably annoy other coworkers as well, but it's one way to shut down this type w/o giving them any ammo to use against you as you are technically correct - the very best kind of correct.

I'm trying to imagine going out for pizza and having to deal with this. Instantly calling the manager, and I am no Karen.

 

[Less Nasty Old Person]

Persons of gender have absolutely zero self awareness. Ignoring / grayrocking does nothing in my experience, they just assume you didn't hesr them. The only solution is accidentally locking her in the freezer at closing time.

 

[MadStan]

I'd snoop around her/his locker and keep hair samples. Do it until you've got a good amount. Being a Troon she probably has dyed hair. Then one week start dropping them into Pizza's constantly so she gets blamed. Being a Troon, she will scream and raise a fuss and be fired after she threatens to kill everyone.