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[AngryTreeRat]

I'm convinced Naru isn't a person. I just read this whole thread. It's so... Surreal. Naru is clearly evidence of the supernatural. A spirit born from the schizophrenic delusions of all of human history trapped within a weebs cum covered Miku toy screaming into the void that is the internet utterly consumed by madness....

That or I'm sleep deprived and skitzo. Either way whatever I said is more coherent than Naru's upcoming response.

Hey Naru. Since you're so archive crazy can you make a sock and go through the farms and archive everything we've missed? It'd be a great help, and the first useful thing you've ever done. Thanks bud. Don't worry, I don't think you're crazy, I know it.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

I've seen enough /pol/ schizoposters to believe that Naru is for real. Much like Kevin Gibes is every Twitter AGP rolled into one convenient package, Naru is that for /pol/ schizoposters. I can't even say Naru is a very elaborate troll job because there's just been too much time and effort spent for it to not be for real.

 

[AngryTreeRat]

I've seen enough /pol/ schizoposters to believe that Naru is for real. Much like Kevin Gibes is every Twitter AGP rolled into one convenient package, Naru is that for /pol/ schizoposters. I can't even say Naru is a very elaborate troll job because there's just been too much time and effort spent for it to not be for real.

Oh I'm sure Naru is real. I just can't process the idea it's a person. It's too... My favourite 4chan board to read and laugh at is /x/itzo. Naru is like that merged with /pol/ and ascended to a higher plane of existence. Such a being can't be a mere man. I think we're sitting on a real cryptid here. It's just hilariously retarded. Can we clone it? We could sell it and make a killing!

That and the idea of one person being this crazy makes me nervous about what the "step up" from here is. As you said, the /pol/ schizoposter version of Kevin, and if the "step up" from Kevin is horrifying to contemplate. I don't want to believe it's real. It's easier to pretend he's not human than try to understand his mind any longer.

 

[Antarctic Hellbeast]

Oh I'm sure Naru is real. I just can't process the idea it's a person. It's too... My favourite 4chan board to read and laugh at is /x/itzo. Naru is like that merged with /pol/ and ascended to a higher plane of existence. Such a being can't be a mere man. I think we're sitting on a real cryptid here. It's just hilariously retarded. Can we clone it? We could sell it and make a killing!

That and the idea of one person being this crazy makes me nervous about what the "step up" from here is. As you said, the /pol/ schizoposter version of Kevin, and if the "step up" from Kevin is horrifying to contemplate. I don't want to believe it's real. It's easier to pretend he's not human than try to understand his mind any longer.

We live in interesting times.

 

[Instant_Pot_User]

Naru is the perfect embodiment of internetfuturist-ic posting. He is driven only by speed and the desire to OWN THE LIBS with FACTS and LOGIC so that JOE BIDEN doesn't sell us all to China or something.
He just has to post faster faster FASTER FASTER FASTER

 

[hupodoc]

Wake up, new Naru posts.

 

[LoverofPi]

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I assume Pete is one of you guys hoping for an easier time.

I see his reading comprehension is still just as shit as ever.

Only if Null buys me a pretty dress.

A fancy poofy one with lots of frills?

Since this maybe too long of a post for Naru to read I'll TL;DR it for him.

Cope and seethe faggot.

More like "We know you are coping and seething, and we love it."

Well, you know what they say, not comprehending sarcasm is an indicator of autism. But pointing that out about Naru is extremely redundant at this point.

True, but it makes him mad, so it might be worth pointing out again and again just to see him freak out.

Wake up, new Naru posts.

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There's not always a comment I'm specifically replying to, but sure. For example LoverofPi never specifically said I wasn't issuing non-sequiturs, but from his not mentioning it last time it's safe to assume he realizes I'm not just issuing non-sequiturs after A Probable Autist proved he's not quite the lover of logic he makes himself out to be.

Naru, small child, your posts are chock full of formal and informal non sequiturs, including the very conclusion I am responding to. It would just be time consuming to point out every single one of them and I have better things to do with my day.
Also this is a pretty good confirmation that he knows, at least on a subconscious level, that he's making shit up.

"Only if Null buys me a pretty dress."

I warned you clowns Peewee Forums was about to divide by zero.

Cannot into sarcasm confirmed.

As to the passage he linked,

22 Then they brought him a demon-possessed man who was blind and mute, and Jesus healed him, so that he could both talk and see. 23 All the people were astonished and said, “Could this be the Son of David?”

24 But when the Pharisees heard this, they said, “It is only by Beelzebul, the prince of demons, that this fellow drives out demons.”

25 Jesus knew their thoughts and said to them, “Every kingdom divided against itself will be ruined, and every city or household divided against itself will not stand. 26 If Satan drives out Satan, he is divided against himself. How then can his kingdom stand? 27 And if I drive out demons by Beelzebul, by whom do your people drive them out? So then, they will be your judges. 28 But if it is by the Spirit of God that I drive out demons, then the kingdom of God has come upon you.

Naru, our small learning disabled jester, we are not demons, you do not do anything by the spirit of god, and we are not divided amongst ourselves.

 

[Antarctic Hellbeast]

Its sad he broke himself.
Though his recent ramblings lean towards him starting to troon out.

 

[Probably An Autist]

As to the passage he linked,

Naru, our small learning disabled jester, we are not demons, you do not do anything by the spirit of god, and we are not divided amongst ourselves.

what does that verse have to do about the pretty dress i'm definitely getting an IOU for.

 

[Antarctic Hellbeast]

what does that verse have to do about the pretty dress i'm definitely getting an IOU for.

>Implying Naru has created a religion in his head.

 

[Reptilian Infiltrator]

Looks like he found a new word to overuse.

 

[LoverofPi]

Looks like he found a new word to overuse.
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I'm sure the list of people in this cabal is both quite long and full of people who definitely know they're in the cabal and not people that will continue to mock Naru in ways he's quite literally too autistic to comprehend.

Note for Naru: That was sarcasm. I meant the opposite of the literal statement of my words in the above sentence.

 

[Antarctic Hellbeast]

Another example of Naru being too autistic to comprehend any argument other than his bad faith Logical fallacy "arguments" of non-sequiturs and ad-hominem attacks.

 

[mickey339]

Hey Naru! Mention my name too!
Need a good ol’ smack of endorphine.

 

[Reptilian Infiltrator]

Naru, you ok there, buddy? Need a mental health specialist sent to your place?

 

[Instant_Pot_User]

Inb4 Naru reveals he's a Q-Anon cultist

 

[S.C.U.D.]

Naru is Q.

 

[hupodoc]

Naru is Q.

How could we have been so blind.

 

[Friendly Futa]

I have it on good authority Naru eats infants to obtain the nourishing power of their adenochrome. He left clues in his linked VTuber videos about it as well as hints about the incoming societal collapse following the soon-approaching civil race war.

 

[Reptilian Infiltrator]

Reassuring.